gg Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 well... on my way to school today i got pulled over .. expired registration,,, as the police officer approached my car i realized i might be in trouble.. i didn't have my licence.. so this is how the conversation went Officer : good morning Me: oh officer you are going to be mad at me Officer: why would i be mad at you. Me: i forgot my licence Officer: No problem just give me your ins and registration. your registration is expired Me: oh no <ok at this point i took off my glasses and did bat my blue eyes..lol> Officer: i should tow you but i won't Me: oh that is so kind of you ......he goes to write me a ticket..and another cop pulls over...at this point all the cars passing me are looking at me... the original officer comes up to me and i say.... Me: uh oh bringing in reinforcements.. Officer : Oh yes... You have been a bad girl.. we might have to tazor you. Me: very funny < smiles sweetly> Officer : You have experienced enough misery being a jets fan I don't want to add to it <i was wearing a jets shirt and i have JETS decals..etc> ....... i did not get towed but i did have a tix although he said to plead not guilty and that it probably get thrown out... hope everyone's saturday is less eventful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Tell the truth, you showed them your t!ts, didn't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAA!!! yes ... it was funny once i realized i wasn't going to be stranded on the side of the road.... not sure what helped me more ...my blue eyes or being a Jets fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Damn I changed that whole conversation around. "Let me introduce you to the twins". But I couldn't leave it. I will wait for Tx to get here instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetdawg Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 you must mean you`re a very SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYgurl lucky freak!it was me I would have lost my ride fah a few days,you mustah introduce the twins to him nice WOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farm Implement Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Did you write this guide GG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 well... on my way to school today i got pulled over .. expired registration,,, as the police officer approached my car i realized i might be in trouble.. i didn't have my licence.. so this is how the conversation went Officer : good morning Me: oh officer you are going to be very happy with me Officer: why would i be very happy? Me: It's your lucky day. BTW, is that a .44 Magnum that you are packing? Officer: No, that's just me. Me: Oh, ah <ok at this point i took off my glasses, batted my blue eyes, let my short skirt ride up and unbuttoned my blouse..lol> Officer: i should tow you but i won't. Miss, please button your blouse back up, 28A's do nothing for me. Me: oh, so you must be a butt guy. ......he goes to write me a ticket..and another cop pulls over and I really flash him...at this point all the cars passing me are looking at me flashing both cops... the original officer comes up to me and i say.... Me: uh oh bringing in reinforcements.., the more the merrier. Officer : Oh yes... You have been a bad girl.. we might have to tie you up. Me: Ohhhhhhh, I love that stuff. < smiles sweetly> Officer : You have experienced enough misery being a jets fan I don't want to add to it (I was wearing my Jets bra and thong panties). ....... i did not get laid but i did have a good time showing my wares... hope everyone's saturday is as sexually arousing as mine WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 [quote name='"PatsFanTX WTF note to self.... stick to my wise and incredible football posts.. by the way TX, very funny. oh and thanks Max for coaxing him on. OY! really i do believe it was the JETS misery that made him easy on me... i do live in patsie country.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 by the way TX, very funny. oh and thanks Max for coaxing him on. OY! gg, Max made me do that. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 gg, Max made me do that. :wink: pillow talk between the two of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 This story cannot be true. If you live in Patsie land, and you're all decked out in Jets apparel, you'd've gotten a ticket fer shur!! You still wanna have the blue eyes Vs. green eyes contest???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 This story cannot be true. If you live in Patsie land, and you're all decked out in Jets apparel, you'd've gotten a ticket fer shur!! You still wanna have the blue eyes Vs. green eyes contest???? sure thelma... my blue eyes got me out of a tow... bring it on... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 sure thelma... my blue eyes got me out of a tow... bring it on... lol Like I said...My eyes are already up there. Go ahead and throw yours out there sweetie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 Like I said...My eyes are already up there. Go ahead and throw yours out there sweetie. done darling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 done darling You look like terrified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 You look like terrified! lol... sorry someone had just shown me a pic of TX before they snapped it. changed the picture.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 well... on my way to school today i got pulled over .. expired registration,,, as the police officer approached my car i realized i might be in trouble.. i didn't have my licence.. so this is how the conversation went Officer : good morning Me: oh officer you are going to be mad at me Officer: why would i be mad at you. Me: i forgot my licence Officer: No problem just give me your ins and registration. your registration is expired Me: oh no <ok at this point i took off my glasses and did bat my blue eyes..lol> Officer: i should tow you but i won't Me: oh that is so kind of you ......he goes to write me a ticket..and another cop pulls over...at this point all the cars passing me are looking at me... the original officer comes up to me and i say.... Me: uh oh bringing in reinforcements.. Officer : Oh yes... You have been a bad girl.. we might have to tazor you. Me: very funny < smiles sweetly> Officer : You have experienced enough misery being a jets fan I don't want to add to it <i was wearing a jets shirt and i have JETS decals..etc> ....... i did not get towed but i did have a tix although he said to plead not guilty and that it probably get thrown out... hope everyone's saturday is less eventful So what you are saying is it's great to be a hot Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 They have school on saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 They have school on saturday? rehearsal for a broadway review the kids are putting on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 rehearsal for a broadway review the kids are putting on I was gonna say...NE must really suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 I was gonna say...NE must really suck LOL.. some aspects of it really do..the sports teams are the worst... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 LOL.. some aspects of it really do..the sports teams are the worst... What aspects of it don't suck? Just curious?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 What aspects of it don't suck? Just curious?? autumn is incredible here. the colors of the leaves on the trees are like nothing i have seen in NY or NJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 What aspects of it don't suck? Just curious?? autumn is incredible here. the colors of the leaves on the trees are like nothing i have seen in NY or NJ. You should see the fall in Bucks County Pa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 autumn is incredible here. the colors of the leaves on the trees are like nothing i have seen in NY or NJ. You should see the fall in Bucks County Pa. you mean Eagles country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 autumn is incredible here. the colors of the leaves on the trees are like nothing i have seen in NY or NJ. What of it? That would only suck for me if I were a Gints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 What of it? That would only suck for me if I were a Gints fan. good point although it is no fun to be a fan in any area where your team is not considered "da bomb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 good point although it is no fun to be a fan in any area where your team is not considered "da bomb" I never get any sh!t from Eagles fans though. They are always respectful. The gym I work out at is on the Jersey side of the Delaware and there are some Jets fans sprinkled about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 I never get any sh!t from Eagles fans though. They are always respectful. The gym I work out at is on the Jersey side of the Delaware and there are some Jets fans sprinkled about. i am not so lucky being in patsie land, LOL!! but there are a few JETs fans here and there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 It's "revue" gosh darn it. Broadway revue! Freaking math people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 It's "revue" gosh darn it. Broadway revue! Freaking math people. english snot nose.... < yes i know the "e" in english should be capitalized... i did it on purpose to bug you.... i might stop using puncuation and capitalization all together.> LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 english snot nose.... < yes i know the "e" in english should be capitalized... i did it on purpose to bug you.... i might stop using puncuation and capitalization all together.> LOL Can I call you gg cummings? i have found what you are like the rain, (Who feathers frightened fields with the superior dust-of-sleep. wields easily the pale club of the wind and swirled justly souls of flower strike the air in utterable coolness deeds of green thrilling light with thinned newfragile yellows lurch and.press -in the woods which stutter and sing And the coolness of your smile is stirringofbirds between my arms;but i should rather than anything have(almost when hugeness will shut quietly)almost, your kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Can I call you gg cummings? Shouldn't you at least offer to buy her dinner first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 What really happened was more like..But Officer I'm already "Busted" look..Or the Cop said;Well it's either a Tow job or a B---Job your choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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