Garb Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 This thread makes we wonder: What the F is wrong with you people?! (except JonE, of course :wink: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 This thread makes we wonder: What the F is wrong with you people?! (except JonE, of course :wink: ) C'mon Garby....spill em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 LOL Garb... i was thinking that ANY secret or confession i posted would be misconstrued... no matter how innocent it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I cry at movies.....lots of movies, but especially Braveheart. Hell, I'm tearing up as we speak just thinking about it. Oh, and I used to smoke it up. SUPRISE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I have plenty stories, Smizzy. I keep 'em to myself and a select few.... Actually here is one: In the summer going into my senior year of HS I was spending a week at my friends summer home in Cotuit (Cape Cod- Falmouth area)- went to a bonfire beach party. Noticed a big crate floating on shore. She, me and another person went to go bring it ashore. Booyah!!! Bingo!!! Genuine happy grass! Had the best senior year anyone could imagine having. Made some $$$$ GG - I hear yah! Can you imagine what people think of me now!! BTW - I haven't touched that "stuff" since college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 hey ham,where's this one on your alltime list? NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!! Boy look at the fat man move, Charlie ... he moves like a dancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I can't swim. I can't dance. I don't know how to whistle. scandalous, I know!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I have plenty stories, Smizzy. I keep 'em to myself and a select few.... Actually here is one: In the summer going into my senior year of HS I was spending a week at my friends summer home in Cotuit (Cape Cod- Falmouth area)- went to a bonfire beach party. Noticed a big crate floating on shore. She, me and another person went to go bring it ashore. Booyah!!! Bingo!!! Genuine happy grass! Had the best senior year anyone could imagine having. WOW, same thing happened to me when I was in H.S. ... no kidding One summer I was working for the Job Core at Fort Wadsworth ... me, my brother, and two friends were assigned to clean the Forts movie theatre one day I took a walk to the PX and found a huge bag of weed ... brought it back to the threatre and all we did for the whole day was smoke weed and raid the candy counter ... the Sgt came to pick us up at the end of the day and he was hit in the face by a cloud of smoke when he walked in the door ... saw that we were stoned, feasting on the candy, and hadn't picked up a broom all day ... the theatre was more of a mess than when he dropped us off All four of us got fired from the job core that day ... and believe me, it ain't easy to get fired from the job core ... that takes HARD WORK Anyway we were all glad to get fired ... none of us wanted to do that $hit anyway ... it was summer and we wanted to be at the beach ... and we were too, after that, every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Asian chicks are hot but Id never deprive myself & stick to just 1 race. That's silly. Far too many hot chicks out ther who can get a piece of....Wait im mariied....like i was saying ,Im a 1 women man and i don't even think about sex unless my wife is involved . LOL I don't deprive myself of other women. I just have a thing for asian girls. Can't explain why. Being from Brooklyn, I've been involved with italian girls.lol I don't discriminate against beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I can't swim. I can't dance. I don't know how to whistle. scandalous, I know!! You are such a weirdo. You damn slut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 You are such a weirdo. You damn slut! YJF!!!! that isn't nice... thelma is a sweet respectable person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 YJF!!!! that isn't nice... thelma is a sweet respectable person It was just a joke because she said scandalous. I'm sure she's very sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Only when she wears that peppermint body oil. <boing> YJF, I can't get the image out of my mind of you with sh*t on your hands singing "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" in between screaming at Herm haters in the street. Awesome, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I can't swim. I can't dance. I don't know how to whistle. scandalous, I know!! Are you serious, or are you just quoting Phil Collins? I can't swim, whistle, or blow a bubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 u all wish u knew mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 u all wish u knew mine The guys down a IA have a file on it, I'm sure. And Alk, are you implying that you nailed both your wife AND her sister at the prom? Is that you're saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 The guys down a IA have a file on it, I'm sure. And Alk, are you implying that you nailed both your wife AND her sister at the prom? Is that you're saying? Vic Mackey is a pansy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Naw, it didn't get that far. Just like now, her sister and I hated each other by the time the dance was over. Was she a pokey hot slut at the time, or would you describe her as "scraps"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Does she have a computer? I have a wonderful JN T-Shirt ready to go for a crispy hot skeez if she wants to sign up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Does she have a computer? I have a wonderful JN T-Shirt ready to go for a crispy hot skeez if she wants to sign up. I don't thing she would be interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 The people of JN demand a pic of the sis in law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 The people of JN demand a pic of the sis in law I can't do that, not interested in digging a hole that I can't get out of. Dolphinworshiper ring a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Only when she wears that peppermint body oil. <boing> YJF, I can't get the image out of my mind of you with Sh#t on your hands singing "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" in between screaming at Herm haters in the street. Awesome, baby. That's sick. and all while reading Asian Female Weekly...LOL See what happens when you confess a couple of secrets. Now I go from gerbil boy to "the crapshirt kid". Thank goodness. I didn't reveal all. :wink: Just for the record, I kept myself clean during that episode in PA. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 That's sick. and all while reading Asian Female Weekly...LOL See what happens when you confess a couple of secrets. Now I go from gerbil boy to "the crapshirt kid". Thank goodness. I didn't reveal all. :wink: Just for the record, I kept myself clean during that episode in PA. 8) Strange as it is to say, I gained a whole new respect for you after hearing that story. You were gutty, courageous and made your way out of a bad situation by improvising. And you like hot Asian tail. God bless you, my son. God bless you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 All right, here's mine... 1. I cry like a 9 year old girl with a skinned knee at the end of 'Armageddon.' 2. I believe 'Roadhouse' is one of the most underrated films in cinematic history. 3. I'm sitting here in my polka dotted boxers. Right now. 4. When I was going to school at Cortland, I had sex with a girl and promptly forgot her name. When she fell asleep, I looked in her purse for her license, and decided to take the $30 I found there. 5. Every piece of hockey equipment I had was shoplifted. 6. I drove my HUMVEE into the Indian Ocean. While drunk. That's probably enough for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YJF Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Strange as it is to say, I gained a whole new respect for you after hearing that story. You were gutty, courageous and made your way out of a bad situation by improvising. And you like hot Asian tail. God bless you, my son. God bless you! Thank you father Shane. Just during my next confession. Keep your hands off my thighs please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 4. When I was going to school at Cortland, I had sex with a girl and promptly forgot her name. When she fell asleep, I looked in her purse for her license, and decided to take the $30 I found there. That sounds like Seinfeld. Minus the stealing part, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Are you serious, or are you just quoting Phil Collins? I can't swim, whistle, or blow a bubble. I hate Phil Collins, so no. I was being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 The only thing that could make this thread better would be Brenda posting in this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 The only thing that could make this thread better would be Brenda posting in this thread! Where has she been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Where has she been? i was thinking the same thing.. i saw her float in a little today... but hardly at all.... is she stillhaving puter problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 i was thinking the same thing.. i saw her float in a little today... but hardly at all.... is she stillhaving puter problems? Hey GG, thanks for the sweet & respectable comment. Not true, but thanks all the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 That evil beer stuff has caused many a man to forget the name of the lady he was "with" last night. Ain't saying more than that. The trick is figuring out a way to get her name when you see her next-or if you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I own a hairless cat Dude.... that is so weird. ok.... I was so loaded after a night out I passed out at a Denny's counter after ordering some food... head down on the counter. Someone laughed real loud behind me... I woke up startled and thought I was at the bar... grabbed the first bottle in front of me and took a big slug out of it... it happened to be Heinz ketchup and when it hit the back of my throat I blew chunks all over the counter. I'll never forget the look on that waitress's face. Needless to say - I was given the bums rush out of the establishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Here's one Went to of all places, Woonsocket (sp) RI for a roadtrip with some friends. Got hammered, pulled off the road to take a leak....while pissing in the bushes I feel a tap on the shoulder....The COPS Arrested for indecent exposure....but the funny part is that the night I spent in the joint....I was so friggin' pissed (and drunk) I tood a dumper in the middle of the cell Got off with a warning Second one Visited a friend at Towson.....night out drinking....got back to his place.......pissed in the roomates hamper....the roomate was awake DId some laundry that next day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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