OrangeJet Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 OJ...Welcome to the site! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdaddyms1 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 'when i get mad, he gets physical.'-Rodney Dangerfield, back to school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Take me to bed or LOSE me forever!!! you big STUD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Hey just watch teh hair - I work hard on my hair andhe hits it he hits my hair - Tony Minaro Saturday Night Fever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 From "Snatch", a favortie of mine.... Bullet Tooth Tony - "Boris the Blade?......Boris the Bullet Dodger?!?" Avi - "Why do they call him that?" Bullet Tooth Tony - "Because he dodges Bullets, Avi". Doesn't sound nearly as funny in type as it is in the flick. "Snatch" is a killer flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 On 2/24/2005 at 11:47 AM, faba said: Can we dance with your dates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us." We had a problem. What do you mean, we had a problem? He's gone. Ya know? And there's nothing we can do. Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 On May 7, 2016 at 5:43 PM, Bugg said: "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us." We had a problem. What do you mean, we had a problem? He's gone. Ya know? And there's nothing we can do. Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. He called the $h*t - poop!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 What are you guys doing? Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil! Jeff Hanson: Every game! Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some? 2 of 2 found this interesting | Share this Jeff Hanson: Eddie Shore? McGrath: Piss on Eddie Shore. Steve Hanson: Old-time hockey? McGrath: Piss on old-time hockey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 “He’s a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!” — Carl Spackler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 "Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time" Jack Nicholson to Greg Kinnear after getting out of the hospital in "As Good as it Gets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I use this line very often. Just killed me the first time I heard it and every time since. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Mongol General: What is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Alex: The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. Kambei Shimada: This is the nature of war: By protecting others, you save yourselves. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. Kyle Reese: [to Sarah] Come with me if you want to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snell41 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 “But you know I’m really wired. What do you say I… take you home and eat your pussy.” Shark attack 3, Megalodon Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JOJOTOWNSELL Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 on the other hand...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 I never hated anyone more than this POS. And the word Mao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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no psls Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 3 hours ago, no psls said: Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. I didn't get a harumph out of that guy. You said rape twice. I like rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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munchmemory Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Alvie's differentiates between the "horrible and the miserable" (at about :20). lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Titanically massive line(s): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirorob Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 My favorite in a movie with a lot of great lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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no psls Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Alvy Singer/Woody Allen in Annie Hall (1977) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no psls Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 [to Rocco who has killed Paulie in the car] Peter Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Dorfler, under D in the Rolodex for JERK!..... Midnight run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 On February 25, 2005 at 8:41 AM, OrangeJet said: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words. You're GD right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the F up. -Midnight Run Why would you eat that? becasue it tastes good...... If you'd like.... I can outline a complete balanced diet for you.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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no psls Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 [the first words ever spoken by a human to the apes] George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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