Alk Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 This is football related...sorta... http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Funny as hell, but no way he actually wrote that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 if you f*** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Thats friggin hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Instant Karma Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 That is some funny sh*t right there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 "It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 "My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions" haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 "When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks" :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 "My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions" haha The line right after is the best one in the whole article "I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 The line right after is the best one in the whole article "I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating." You left that part out. That makes the line even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 "I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day." I always wondered about this. Like, Ben Graham apparently has a rocket arm in Madden, but I've never seen him throw a ball, or do anything other than punt one. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 "I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day." I always wondered about this. Like, Ben Graham apparently has a rocket arm in Madden, but I've never seen him throw a ball, or do anything other than punt one. WTF? I'm guessing they do that to boost the players overall rating without giving him some superhuman strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedinGreenNC Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 That was some funny stuff!! I needed that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I'm guessing they do that to boost the players overall rating without giving him some superhuman strength. Yeah, but they have different criteria for overall # based on what position a player is. Try this: Go in and edit a player, change their position from like TE to FB or something -- whichever you like. Their overall number will change. Why not just make the Punter number based SOLELY on the punting-related stats? I dunno. It still doesn't make sense to me, but it sure as hell makes trick plays fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman88 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 It's not real ESPN actually did an article about this guy and he said he really didn't care even though he knew he was much better. They had all his teammates vouch for him too and say it was ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 thats just hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehands Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Funny sh!t, thanks for posting the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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