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"Did he say 'blessed are the cheesemakers'?

"I'm sure it's a very general reference to makers of all dairy products."

"Phvck the People's Front of Judea; we're the Judean People's Front!"

"That's what they always say-it's just a little bunny rabbit!"

"You are English bed-wetting types. I am French. Where did you think I got this outrageous accent!"

"A grail? I told'em we already got one!"

"I bet you're gay!"

I'ts only a wafer-thin mint."

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"I`m not opressing you Stan, you have`nt got a womb!

where`s the featus going to gestate, you gonna keep it in a box?"

"I think its a joke name sir, like sillius soddus, or biggus dickus"

"It`s a torquay bedroom window madam, what were you expecting to see?

the hanging gardens of babylon? hoardes of wildebeast sweeping

majestically across the plains?"

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It's just a flesh wound.

Well, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

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