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The Bye Week Edition of POTW - November 1, 2006


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Belated Happy Halloween and welcome to "The Bye Week Edition of POTW", boys and girls. I'm your host GreenBeans and I'm glad to have the chance to bring this fine thread to you each week. Before we begin, I'd like to thank G.O.B. and Brenda for all of those pictures from thsi past weekend. Nothing like rubbing in your "good time" while the rest of us are home. My favorite picture - the one that Brenda sent to TX that he shared with me. THANK YOU TX! ;)

We have a lot of good posts this week, so let's jump right on in -

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Originally Posted by Max

HE named his penis Reggie? That is kind of cool actually.

Originally Posted by PFSIKH

Max what is yours named? Smizzy?

(Editor's Note: That's not funny.)

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(Topic: If the Jets make the playoffs this year I will...)

Originally Posted by Smizzy

Ill get "Eric" tattooed on my ass and put the picture of it up in the JetNation photo gallery.

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Max doesn't have the bandwidth necessary to post a picture that large.

(Editor's Note: That is funny.)

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(Topic: NFL- 2 international games every year approved)

Originally Posted by GREENSMACKS

imagine the bengal players in amsterdam...

(Editor's Note: Whooooaaaaa. Like, dude, pass the chips.... )

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The Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by PatsFanTX

(Topic: are you a shy or outgoing person?

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

I am shy and reserved.

People hurt my feelings very easily.

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Originally Posted by Verde

Stop it! You flashed your ya yas? :shocked:

Originally Posted by greengal

yours might be ya yas....

but mine are ta ta 's :baby:

(Editor's Note: Excuse me, but I'd like to check them out and make sure they have not been mislabeled. Would that be okay? )

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Originally Posted by Verde

I may not be able to compete for size, but let's just say I pass the pencil test! .....

I will post pictures if the Jets win a Superbowl.

Originally Posted by Verde

Geez.. knowing my luck, the stupid Jets will go ahead and win the Superbowl! lol.

(Editor's Note: If that's what it takes...)

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(Topic: Reload this Page Do you want our 2 resident patsy trolls to leave?)

Originally Posted by Sharrow

I'm not buying it. If you want to make a case for banning them, you better bring some STATS. Cause without them, you've got nothing.

(Editor's Note: That's true...)

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Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

You sound just like some of the Brady-lovers over on PatsFan.com ;)

Originally Posted by BwanaZulia

I thought all the Brady lovers were over at youngstudmuffin.com.

BZ

(Editor's Note: Not a winner, but damn funny.)

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Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

You sound just like some of the Brady-lovers over on PatsFan.com ;)

Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

you've actually BEEN to Pats board?

(Editor's Note: No, he just pretends sometimes that he visits them. I checked around and no one has heard of a "TX" on any Pats site.)

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Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Wow BZ, one more POTW win and your trophy case will look just like the Pats trophy case.

Originally Posted by BwanaZulia

That would be great... maybe then all my fans can go off to other boards and troll for attention.

BZ

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Originally Posted by SouthernJet

It did land. Right next to a sign that said:

Mets 103 to Yanks 98

Originally Posted by Bob

Yeah but we beat you in the loss column.

(Editor's Note: Who knew Bob was such an optimist?)

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(Topic: If we win out? - courtesy of finheaven.com)

Originally Posted by Captain Lou

It is much more likely we lose out.

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Originally Posted by #27TheDominator

Blah, blah, blah.

So I guess that Bryan Thomas can't make the turd HOF?

J.Abraham > Ellis & Von Oelhoffen + Thomas

Originally Posted by GreenBeans

True - the 4 games he plays each year he is better.

(Editor's Note: Thanks for the nomination, Instant Karma!)

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(Topic: Roethlisberger complaining about Falcon players)

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Roethlisberger has a noodle jaw.

(Editor's Note: Noodlejaw! Execellent!!!)

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Originally Posted by 124

Who else is in the "I love Tx" club besides me and Tx himself?

Originally Posted by Max

Just spoke to his wife. She is not in.

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(Topic: The best line in the today's papers...)

(Question: "The 6-foot-3, 300-pound Mangold said he'll turn to some teammates, who have faced Ted Washington before, for advice.)

Originally Posted by Pete Kendall

Try not to be on the bottom of the pile.

AND

Originally Posted by Pete Kendall

I don't want to hazard a guess on his weight, just in case he's sensitive.

(Editor's Note - Thanks to SoFlaJets for the quotes. Pete Kendall needs to post here, he'd fit right in.)

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Originally Posted by CoachTsurfing

Well, it's because we lack ta ta's.

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Max and Smizzy don't.

(Editor's Note: Zing! Do I see a time out on the horizon?)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

any truth to the rumor that this is belly's last year as hc cause he's moving on to the fashion apparel industry.

industry experts say his new clothing line is gonna be a big hit with the homeless

(Editor's Note: That's an insult to the homeless)

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Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Funny how when the Yankees "get lucky" 26 times, they are all the ****, but when it is an NL team, it is just truly luck.

Yankee fans a re a funny lot. They refuse to acknowledge that another team may be better than them. It is not in their blood. My 9 year old is like that.

(Editor's Note: Bbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooo)

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Originally Posted by Garb

Hey - you're right! This is the second poop reference I've made today. Weird.

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

You are definitely sleeping with TX than. All he posts is sh!t.

(Editor's Note: Interesting fact - this was nominated by Garb.)

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Originally Posted by Alk

Get your facts straight!! Those pictures came out long before Brokeback Mountain so if anything Brady inspired that movie.

(Editor's Note: Tom Brady is sooooooooo dreamy...)

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Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

WTF was that?

Originally Posted by greengal

oh thats right... i forgot... your blow up doll sprung a leak... so sorry to bring that up...i know it must still be upsetting to you. you could probably get a patch kit and she will be good as new!

blowup_doll.jpg

(Editor's Note: Down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier...)

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Originally Posted by Barton

To think, he was in little league just 3 years ago. Amazing.

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

That's right, he was in the AL 3 years ago.

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"To some extent same goes for the trolls. Er, I mean Pat fans. If we didn't have their insane posts to read there would be a lot less discussion going on."

Originally Posted by Jetcane

And if people didnt commit crimes, we wouldnt have to serve on jury duty as much, either.

(Editor's Note: That's true, JC. Tell your "U" boys to behave for a change, okay?)

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Originally Posted by JetFanByMarriage

See that is why I do not mind TX, I am not a football fan!

Originally Posted by Thor99

So why did you marry someone shaped like a football?

(Editor's Note: Wow. Just wow.)

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Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

The legend of Tex lives on :bag::Typotux::P

Originally Posted by greengal

legend in his own mind, bp...

and maybe at

noodlearmnation.com

worst2ndroundpickiever.net

guessdfatsnextmeal.org

(Editor's Note: gg and TX sittin' in a tree....)

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Originally Posted by jetophile

^It boggles my mind how purposeful trolling is seen as something other than purposeful trolling. The constant effort to agitate a home board where you are GUESTS is an irritant and offers nothing. Not insightful. Not constructive. Definitely not funny or engaging. Set up your own website and bash the Jets to your hearts' content. Who is stopping you? Instead, home fans who would like to engage home talk and rival talk are held hostage by intentional idiocy, like it's some sort of party joke we're all supposed to happily indulge. At first I took it to be rather harmelss, but after being here a few months now, I've done a 360. It's pervasive and it's dragging down the board in the worst way. When you invite people over to your home, do you stand idly by while they spit on your floor? Show some respect and grow up. Comments like 'nobody takes the Jets seriously' - what is the point of that other than the obvious one? Right. There isn't one. Trust me, you don't want to engage me in a game of pin the tail on the retard.

(Editor's Note: Clean-up in aisle two, please. Clean-up in aisle two. Thank you...)

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Originally Posted by G.O.B.

This is as good a time as any to tell everyone that Mrs. Tx and I have decided to get married. She will now be know as Mrs. JetsFanMI & for once in her life, she'll be satisfied with her love life. All she'll tell me is that Penny wasn't the only one with a noodle. :character42:

(Editor's Note: TX has a noodle - oh, never mind.)

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(Topic: ok fess up who's on your ignore list)

Originally Posted by TaborJet

Max and Smizzy are on mine.

Too many references about assless chaps.

Now they PM me like crazy.

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Originally Posted by PFSIKH

Discuss that dumb_andy forgot to preview his post and looks like a dumbass.

Originally Posted by strange_andy

I actually did preview before posting, no idea what happened. As a Pats fan you and the rest of the [Funny] monkeys would have had an erection over the pic.

And NO, it wasn't really porn you [Funny]!!

So, why don't you go [Funny] your [laughs] and your [jokes], you piece of [watermelon].

Why bust on someone for something they have no control over?

The only mistake you have made was not following through with your [golf swing].

Eat crap [you silly man]!

(Editor's Note to PDM - How'd I do? Oh, and clean-up in aisle 6, aisle 6 please...)

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Originally Posted by Thor99

WTF? I thought Guns said he lost a bunch of weight.

Guess he found it.

(Editor's Note: You do realize that G.O.B. has GUNS, right?)

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(Topic: ok fess up who's on your ignore list)

Originally Posted by Jetman67

Seahawkspatriotschick

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

I'll bet you don't have her on "ignore" when she is on her knees.

(Editor's Note: That's a low blow...)

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(Topic: Week 8 Report Card)

Originally Posted by Can't Hackett

Nice job Joe. Glad to see you had a great time in Cleveland. With Chad, (11 for 28) I would of given him an

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Belated Happy Halloween and welcome to "The Bye Week Edition of POTW", boys and girls. I'm your host GreenBeans and I'm glad to have the chance to bring this fine thread to you each week. Before we begin, I'd like to thank G.O.B. and Brenda for all of those pictures from thsi past weekend. Nothing like rubbing in your "good time" while the rest of us are home. My favorite picture - the one that Brenda sent to TX that he shared with me. THANK YOU TX! ;)

We have a lot of good posts this week, so let's jump right on in -

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Hey GB, that's me (and GreenDNA?) in that picture! Nice to be involved!

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I didn't vote for you.

:soapbox:

This is total BS.

This is reverse discrimination.

Assmop and now Booz win for slamming Chad. Tex, Alk, Garb and I have posting that for years and have not gotten jack $hit.

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Hey Shelly, It's Pat.

Yeah I wanted to tell you something about your hubby. I didn't really want to do this, but it would appear he's been hiding something from you on your home computer.

Dumbass.

You really think I would put that kind of picture on my computer at home?:eek:

It is still safely locked in my phone.;)

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