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Nah, I changed your user title too.

Oh BP...you sly fox. Did you actually think that up yourself? Well played. You are one sharp SOB.

I think a pancake, flipflop or $55. reference would add to it though to make it much more original.

You know I'm going to have to change your title at JI now, right?

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Oh BP...you sly fox. Did you actually think that up yourself? Well played. You are one sharp SOB.

I think a pancake, flipflop or $55. reference would add to it though to make it much more original.

You know I'm going to have to change your title at JI now, right?

Where? I've never heard of that place before. but if you provide me with a link I would be more than happy to check it out. you ''husky man'', you.

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Oh BP...you sly fox. Did you actually think that up yourself? Well played. You are one sharp SOB.

I think a pancake, flipflop or $55. reference would add to it though to make it much more original.

You know I'm going to have to change your title at JI now, right?

Is nothing sacred anymore? do you really want to **** with him? he's the one holding all your sekeletons from your closet. let sleeping dogs lie, dip****.

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Where? I've never heard of that place before. but if you provide me with a link I would be more than happy to check it out. you ''husky man'', you.

You remember, it's the place where that teenage chick from Florida bitch slaps you on a regular basis. Do I have to bring her here to put you in your place?

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Where? I've never heard of that place before. but if you provide me with a link I would be more than happy to check it out. you ''husky man'', you.

Is nothing sacred anymore? do you really want to **** with him? he's the one holding all your sekeletons from your closet. let sleeping dogs lie, dip****.

Please share. I'm dying to know my skeletons.

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You remember, it's the place where that teenage chick from Florida bitch slaps you on a regular basis. Do I have to bring her here to put you in your place?

Bitch slaps me? :bwahaharoll:

Use your exclusive VIP search engine and get back to me. eeerrr..she was the one whining about me, not vice versa. I think you have me mixed up with JetMan67, idiot. :rl:

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Please share. I'm dying to know my skeletons.

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Bitch slaps me? :bwahaharoll:

Use your exclusive VIP search engine and get back to me. eeerrr..she was the one whining about me, not vice versa. I think you have me mixed up with JetMan67, idiot. :rl:

Yeah right. She treats you like monkeys treat their feces. Jetman67 even laughs at you. Do you get berated by girl scouts when they sell you cookies?

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I expect undying loyalty, Bubba.

I've already got cameras set up in the JN mod break room so that JI can continue to come up with "original" content to charge a VIP fee for....

On second thought, we probably don't wanna see what the *********.com Mods are doing in private :sheepf:

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In closing, we are always looking for Jets fans to contribute their talents to the site, so if you would like to help the Jets Insider.com team grow, please contact us

Just to clarify, there is no "we". It's me. I.

I am Jetsinsider.

Regards,

The Sh!tsprayer

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Yeah right. She treats you like monkeys treat their feces. Jetman67 even laughs at you. Do you get berated by girl scouts when they sell you cookies?

Geez, kindergarten humor. now I know you're clueless.

Do me a favor, come closer you ''husky man''. I know what's been bothering you. you have lost your burst, and it hurts. it's very painful to admit you constantly read this board and steal it's original ideas because you are a humorless simpleton with no direction. I feel sorry for you, I really do. hold on tight to those that like you on that board, because they are few and far between. yes, they love JI but most can't stand the arrogant dude with no time on his hands that runs it. and that really bothers you, doesn't it?

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Geez, kindergarten humor. now I know you're clueless.

Do me a favor, come closer you ''husky man''. I know what's been bothering you. you have lost your burst, and it hurts. it's very painful to admit you constantly read this board and steal it's original ideas because you are a humorless simpleton with no direction. I feel sorry for you, I really do. hold on tight to those that like you on that board, because they are few and far between. yes, they love JI but most can't stand the arrogant dude with no time on his hands that runs it. and that really bothers you, doesn't it?

:rl:

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I've already got cameras set up in the JN mod break room so that JI can continue to come up with "original" content to charge a VIP fee for....

On second thought, we probably don't wanna see what the *********.com Mods are doing in private :sheepf:

That's more like it!

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In closing, we are always looking for Jets fans to contribute their talents to the site, so if you would like to help the Jets Insider.com team grow, please contact us

Just to clarify, there is no "we". It's me. I.

I am Jetsinsider.

Regards,

The Sh!tsprayer

Hey Jetmoses...come on down to Huntington for some Crystal and Swordfish. My treat. I'll even let you wear my flipflops down at my private beach and let you drive my mercedes. We can make it a sleepover and I'll fix you my special pancakes in the morining. I'll even add my special homeade syrup (It's a bit salty but good).

It's gotta be an upgrade from that ratrap you rent, warm ripple, porkrinds and basic cable.

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