onemanswarm Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. Chicago Bears (8-1): Chicago hasn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj meadowlands Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 If you did these rankings, kudos, they're quite good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 whether or not anyone agrees with the actual rankings, you gotta admit this is one hell of a writeup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 pretty good stuff . the swarmy has spoken. 2 thoughts: you're water bill must be sky high I didn't even know they made waterproof computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 If you did these rankings, kudos, they're quite good Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 whether or not anyone agrees with the actual rankings, you gotta admit this is one hell of a writeup one hell of a writeup...for you to poop on! Thanks for the kind words, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DW10 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 OMG, that was hilarious. Great read, I enjoyed the hell out of it. You definitely have talent and should send this stuff in, somewhere,...anywhere. Only thing though is thst you have the Dolphins ranked a little low. They're a top 2 team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearsfan1 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 great read swarm you should post that on dabearz.com news section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Those rankings are pretty damn good. The write ups are pure gold. You need to come back here each week and post your rankings. Very well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You have to give credit to anyone that takes the time and effort to do something like this. New England is ranked too high! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincredible Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Great read so far! I'm at work so I haven't made it through the whole thing yet. Can't wait to finish it on my next break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 OMG, that was hilarious. Great read, I enjoyed the hell out of it. You definitely have talent and should send this stuff in, somewhere,...anywhere. Only thing though is thst you have the Dolphins ranked a little low. They're a top 2 team. I would love to. Just don't have a clue where! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Top notch write-up, one of the best I have ever read and that includes the shills over at Foxsports. You likely have some talent in there, keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Nice work! Enjoyable read throughout.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Now that's what I call a opposing fan contributing to the board. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Very nicely done. Excellent Read. I hope you give us access to these rankings for the remaining weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Very nicely done. Excellent Read. I hope you give us access to these rankings for the remaining weeks. I will definitely do that. You guys have a great site here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAR-DOWN Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 onemanswarm, Classic as allways,, good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I will definitely do that. You guys have a great site here. I just reread that thing again. that is nothing short of brilliant ma man!!!! your sick & twisted mind is always welcome here, I don't care what serphnx says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Every Tuesday morning, I wake up an hour early so that I can sit on the floor of my shower and meditate on the current state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This morning, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me: 1. Chicago Bears (8-1): Chicago hasn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Now that's what I call a opposing fan contributing to the board. Duh, you've had one for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 your sick & twisted mind is always welcome here, I don't care what serphnx says Why does serphnx always get into pissing matches with people? Does he live in Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 My new favorite poster is a Bears troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamprez2003 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 22. Miami Dolphins (3-6): Will it be a staple of the Nick Saban era of Miami Dolphin football that the team limps out of the gates, loses just enough games to be eliminated from the playoffs, and then runs the table? Is there a better way to rekindle the hope of a shattered fan base year after year, while still managing to shatter the hopes of your fan base year after year? If the Miami Dolphins fire Nick Saban, will the Cubs hire him? haha. another classic OMS . Just to educate yourself on our slow starts, it's planned. We like a challenge. As the only team to go undefeated, we dont feel the need to replicate that record so we've chosen a new record to bestow upon the league. First team ever to go 1-6 and win the SuperBowl. Truly a worthy addition to our myriad of NFL records dont you think? And that Saban is so confident of being able to pull this off he decided to accomplish this with Joey Harrington as our QB just to make it more of a challenge. Winning a SuperBowl after starting 1-6 or winning a SuperBowl with Joey Harrington, which is the greater accomplishment? I leave that for historians to decide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 these are the most entertaining power rankings i have ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd67 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 If you guys love this stuff, you need to read the articles he had to do each day due to a lost bet after the dolphins game. They make this look boring. Go Swarm! Building a rep, one site at a time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 32. Arizona Cardinals (1-8): How would week 10 in the NFL look if Denny Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Nice work! I mean, the rankings kind of suck - but the writing is comedic gold. Boy (girl?) you got talent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Nice work! I mean, the rankings kind of suck - but the writing is comedic gold. Boy (girl?) you got talent! Come on Garb, what is with the parenthesis? You really think some chick can write something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Holy ****.....this is the best rankings (and post) I have read in a long times....Kudos my friend......Seriously you should be (and could be, who knows) a writer somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Why does serphnx always get into pissing matches with people? Does he live in Florida? Some questions will never have answers. For instance, who is gayer, Cindy or BB? That looked like a hell of a lot of work, and it's probably the best Power Rankings anywhere on the net. I too would like to see it become a weekly feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 like the rankings, but I think Philly should be ahead of Seattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemanswarm Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 Bravo! Bwaahahaaha! Is the Brady-Sportsbra photoshop of your own design?! I'm crowning your ass with the best all-time avatar. I like Brady, but that is HYSTERICAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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