Jets28 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Send this to 10 Bright Women to make their day! Dream as if you have forever, live as if you only have today! Enjoy!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Very Funny 28 !!! thanks for giving me a friday laugh! Have you decided where you will be tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Female presidents: 0 Suck on that, woohoo! Male pride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 Very Funny 28 !!! thanks for giving me a friday laugh! Have you decided where you will be tomorrow? ...Not yet..If it rains bad I may be at home. Hell we don't have a pick anyway.. . Glad you liked the jokey joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 Female presidents: 0 Suck on that, woohoo! Male pride! ....Good Male Presidents: 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Shak honey, I wish I had read that earlier in the day! Hope you are enjoying your new avatar. Like my signature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 All this Curtis makin' me wanna run (for, like 1,697 yards!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 All this Curtis makin' me wanna run (for, like 1,697 yards!!!) Wanna race Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Shak honey, I wish I had read that earlier in the day! Hope you are enjoying your new avatar. Like my signature? ....Love your signature....like my sig?... . I try to offer a little chuckle for the people when I can. Love your location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 All this Curtis makin' me wanna run (for, like 1,697 yards!!!)....Run Jack Run!!!!....If you see Curtis bring him to me... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 ....Love your signature....like my sig?... . I try to offer a little chuckle for the people when I can. Love your location. Shak, how r u girl? I actually stole the location from my highschool art teacher. It was her motto and I always loved it. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinMawae'sEyebrows Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Hey, take it easy ladies. Pass around the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Screw Females!!! Except: Greengal Jets28 Verde GGG Bren Love you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#90 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 ...Put a women in charge of the space shuttle and she crashes it. Males in charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 put a man in charge of the KIDS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Bren, you rule! AWESOME, hon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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