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Without Charlie Weiss, Tom Brady = Mike Tomczak


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Patriots | Brady out of the closet - from www.KFFL.com

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 07:11:11 -0700

Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe reports that soures close to the New England Patriots organization have stated that Tom Brady will be holding a press conference tomorrow. Those sources claim he will be proclaiming his sexuality as a gay man, and that he has been having an affair with Charlie Weiss for 4 years now. Rumors have always buzzed regarding Tom Brady's gayness, however it was only recently discovered that he has a penchant for grotesquely overweight men with a slight drool from their bottom lip. Sources quoting Brady state that he "just fell in love with Weiss' Moobs".

Bob Ryan states that he knew it all along stating "Nomar's repeated injuries clearly show a history of possible steroid use, just as brady's carrying a man bag clearly shows his affinity for hairy man-ass."

Pictures of Brady and Weiss in a compromising position are rumored to have surfaced showing a 3rd party involved hanging upside down nude with a bottle of KY Jelly and an enema kit. The 3rd party is rumored to be Matthew Modine, however Mr. Modine has vehemently denied the charge stating that he was out of the country. A search is on for all possible look-alikes is currently in place.

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Breaking News!!

Patriots | Brady out of the closet - from www.KFFL.com

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 07:11:11 -0700

Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe reports that soures close to the New England Patriots organization have stated that Tom Brady will be holding a press conference tomorrow. Those sources claim he will be proclaiming his sexuality as a gay man, and that he has been having an affair with Charlie Weiss for 4 years now. Rumors have always buzzed regarding Tom Brady's gayness, however it was only recently discovered that he has a penchant for grotesquely overweight men with a slight drool from their bottom lip. Sources quoting Brady state that he "just fell in love with Weiss' Moobs".

Bob Ryan states that he knew it all along stating "Nomar's repeated injuries clearly show a history of possible steroid use, just as brady's carrying a man bag clearly shows his affinity for hairy man-a$$."

Pictures of Brady and Weiss in a compromising position are rumored to have surfaced showing a 3rd party involved hanging upside down nude with a bottle of KY Jelly and an enema kit. The 3rd party is rumored to be Matthew Modine, however Mr. Modine has vehemently denied the charge stating that he was out of the country. A search is on for all possible look-alikes is currently in place.

=D>:lol::lol:=D>

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