SouthernJet Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Random life thoughts: Annoying jerks in theater talking on cellphone any other life comments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan16 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Random life thoughts: Annoying jerks in theater talking on cellphone any other life comments? how about anybody talking on their annoying cellphone anywhere, not just movie theaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 Watching your kids in sports. Exciting and nerve-racking at same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 jerkoffs who don't say "Thank You" when you hold the door for them at Dunkin Donuts in the morning....you know who you are lady!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 Going to the doctor knowing they are going to perform some ungodly medieval procedure on you that day. You feel like a lamb to slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Being stuck behind a school bus when I'm in a rush. Which is always; which is technically my fault for running late, which is also always. But hey, scr*w that busload of punks, anyway (shakes fist) - even if they are only five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16G-MONEY Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Being stuck behind a school bus when I'm in a rush. Which is always; which is technically my fault for running late, which is also always. But hey, scr*w that busload of punks, anyway (shakes fist) - even if they are only five. Bet you're never late to the parking lot on Sundays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Being stuck behind a school bus when I'm in a rush. Which is always; which is technically my fault for running late, which is also always. But hey, scr*w that busload of punks, anyway (shakes fist) - even if they are only five. thats pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Can I add a B!tch of the day? Here's mine. People trying to parallel park their car downtown with 1 hand on the cell phone. :Cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 people who stop and have a conversation right at the top or bottom of the escalator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16G-MONEY Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Can I add a B!tch of the day? Here's mine. People trying to parallel park their car downtown with 1 hand on the cell phone. :Cuss: OK... MY TURN... how about Pats fans!!!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Honda Civic drivers who, when they pull into a gas station, don't pull up to the farthest pump, hence taking up both pumps. They then proceed to go inside the station to pay cash for their gas. They come out, fill up, then proceed back into the station to collect their change. Debit cards rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 old ladies in the supermarket...hey granny, pull your cart to the side if your going to stand there for 10 minutes trying to figure out which adult diapers to buy so you can save 4 cents! :Cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 old ladies in the supermarket...hey granny, pull your cart to the side if your going to stand there for 10 minutes trying to figure out which adult diapers to buy so you can save 4 cents! :Cuss: you're just bitter because they're never receptive to your come-ons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Listening to a co-worker all day who has a really bad sinus cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 you're just bitter because they're never receptive to your come-ons. don't even try anymore, it's a pain in the ass getting their Depends off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 don't even try anymore, it's a pain in the ass getting their Depends off give them some metamucil and they rocket off all by themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 give them some metamucil and they rocket off all by themselves. too granny. i mean, grainy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 too granny. i mean, grainy. easy way to get your headboard sandblasted for free, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 easy way to get your headboard sandblasted for free, though true. you wouldn't even need minwax - sandblast and finish in one simple step. where's ron popeil? i bet he could sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 i agree with the cell phone comments. cell phone=worse invention ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 i agree with the cell phone comments. cell phone=worse invention ever. i love my cell. don't remember how i ever got along without it. in fact, santa brought my 5yr old his first cell just this year. it's one of those firelfly thingys that parents program. this way, they can't call out to anyone other than those programmed into the phone. nor can they receive any calls from #'s that aren't programmed into the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 People spend 2/3rd's of their life working at a job they hate so they can afford the other 1/3rd of their life where they sleep most of that time. Think about it. What a shatty proposition people have. We have to work most of the time in our lives to fund the 11% that we are actually awake and not working. That's 66% to live 11%. Pretty shatty when you think about it. So yeah, 66% of life sucks. 11% of it is cool except for the times where you are either arguing with your spouse/friends/kids, doing work around the house, pouring over your bills, or going to your inlaws. So when you factor that into the equation you're probably only realistically getting about 5-6% of your life dedicated to true enjoyment. the rest of the time your sleeping. So why on god's earth would you blow a chance to put that off for 4 years? Furthermore, if you can use your degree to at least put off the fighting over bills and housework since you can afford to pay someone else to do it, you can buy back about 2% of your life for fun!! I posted this in BoomBoom ridiculous thread, but this life fact tends to annoy the sh!t out of me. When in the history of man did society see this as a good way to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 jerkoffs who don't say "Thank You" when you hold the door for them at Dunkin Donuts in the morning....you know who you are lady!!! I hate those damn people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Webmasters who are way too demanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Can I add a B!tch of the day? Here's mine. People trying to parallel park their car downtown with 1 hand on the cell phone. :Cuss: I have a close second to that. The women (and yes they are always women) who decide that the best time to make a cell phone call is when they are reversing out of their parking spot. I've seen this scenario hundreds of times at the building where I work. Keep in mind that they don't make the call until they get in the car! It drives me crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Ditto on cell phone users- I do not want to hear your life story when I am on the ferry going or coming home from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 People who write cheques at the Supermarket. If you have a checking account you have a Debit Card. Use the damn Debit Card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Emo's!! Seriously, how could any normal person actually make the conscious decision that they are going to "act" all angry and depressed and walk around like zombies. Seriously, what make anyone think that's a good idea? Who the hell started this ridiculous crap? Did some idiot sit there staring at a really depressed schizo who was cutting his arms up and having a conversation with himself and think "Wow, that's frikkin awesome, I want to be just like that guy!"? And even funnier is that there are tons of idiots who agree with this, with their stupid ass eyeliner and messy black hair!! "Hey man look at me I'm so depressed, I'm gonna go blast Panic At The Disco in my Beamer and drive around contemplating life and whether I should just end it all". F&ck off people!! Go kill yourself already, you'd be doing us all a favor even though we all know you wouldn't do it because you're a lame-ass wannabe depressed idiot. You're all a friggin disgrace to the real seriously screwed up people in the world. OK, this rant is done, I feel better!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 people who piss me off are people who root for the patsies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Webmasters who are way too demanding. Better a Web Master than an Ass Master. Hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 people who piss me off are people who root for the patsies Consider yourself pissed off then ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strange_andy Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 The morons who urinate on toilet seats, don't wash their hands or just sprinkle a dot of water on their fingertips after using public bathrooms. And we say animals are filthy! I hate touching public doorknobs/handles.:Cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Consider yourself pissed off then ! yeah thaat was especially for you... you stinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 While driving my son to school this morning, a woman pulled up beside me in a very polite and earnest manner and motioned me to roll down the window. The whole time, people are honking like crazy for both of us to move(since I was making a left and she was blocking the right lane). I could see this wasn't anything nasty, and that she was a decent person. She told m,e one of my brake lights was out, and drove off before I could thank even her. Went to my local mechanic and he had it all fixed in about 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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