joewilly Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 damn ecurb. i'd rather get a bj from a broken bottle than from #2. yeah & ya better open that umbrella & hold on tight so you don't fall in doin the one on the left johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Add Baba Walters kathy bates Chick in Norbit Limo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Sex is overrated in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 you sure about that? That fella's got a face like an arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 That fella's got a face like an arse I'm thinking he got kicked in the head by Secretariat. Or the Colts. He's got a horseshoe imprint on his skull. That picture probably ain't real, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I didnt even notice the goop on her lips the first few times I saw the pic. That is nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I'm thinking he got kicked in the head by Secretariat. Or the Colts. He's got a horseshoe imprint on his skull. That picture probably ain't real, though. I didnt even notice the goop on her lips the first few times I saw the pic. That is nasty. That picture is actually an old makeup test for a movie that almost got made based on the Vertigo comic "Preacher"(see avatar) The picture is of a character who ended up going by the name Arseface when Cassidy,one of the main characters,said "that fella's got a face like an arse"(hence my subsequent response). He got that way by shooting himself in the face with a shotgun ala his hero Kurt Cobain,but he survived the blast and 6 surgeries. I suspect it was the Cobain/Courtney Love link that lead to Johnny posting the pic. Btw,for anyone who's interested or anyone who was a fan of the books and didn't already know, HBO is currently working on a regular 1 hour series based on "Preacher". The guy who's gonna be producing it has stated it will be accurate to the books,and plans to do each issue as an episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Sex is overrated in the first place. That would explain your preoccupation with dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 That picture is actually an old makeup test for a movie that almost got made based on the Vertigo comic "Preacher"(see avatar) The picture is of a character who ended up going by the name Arseface when Cassidy,one of the main characters,said "that fella's got a face like an arse"(hence my subsequent response). He got that way by shooting himself in the face with a shotgun ala his hero Kurt Cobain,but he survived the blast and 6 surgeries. I suspect it was the Cobain/Courtney Love link that lead to Johnny posting the pic. Btw,for anyone who's interested or anyone who was a fan of the books and didn't already know, HBO is currently working on a regular 1 hour series based on "Preacher". The guy who's gonna be producing it has stated it will be accurate to the books,and plans to do each issue as an episode. you are good. still read comics once in a blue moon on the sh*tter. Astrocity and the Authority are good choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 you are good. still read comics once in a blue moon on the sh*tter. Astrocity and the Authority are good choices. yeah,it didn't hurt that i just found my old trade paperbacks and I'm rereading them currently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxscott Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I'd bang out anything with a vagina before i cut my boys off. there is nothing a bottle of jack cant take care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurredorunfocused Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Queen of England Cherie Blair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxscott Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Queen of England Cherie Blair id chow their box before you get close to me w/ a pair of hedge clippers (cause thats what you'll need) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 How bout Janet Reno!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Monica Lewinsky??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 I'd bang out anything with a vagina before i cut my boys off. there is nothing a bottle of jack cant take care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Monica Lewinsky??? i would let her smoke my pole, she is suppose to be an expert;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ann Coulter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 Please feel free to add you own list of people you would rather chop your junk off than sleep with. Betty White Nicole Richie Courtney Love JetGirl Rosie O'Donnell BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Butterbean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 Butterbean. As a man...you shouldn't have to add men to your list...unless you're Max or Thor99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 As a man...you shouldn't have to add men to your list...unless you're Max or Thor99 Just sounded funny. Okay, here are a few. No offense ladies. It's just a matter on personal taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Michelle Obama Oprah Joy Behar Whoopi Goldberg Rosie O'Donut Paris Hilton Calista Flockhart That's my short list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Butterbean. What did 124 ever do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Butterbean. What's a butterbean? I've heard of butterface....any relation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anskyruben Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 What's a butterbean? I've heard of butterface....any relation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 But this is plenty rude. I'd think long and hard, plus I'd then have a battalion of STDs- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Sylvester Stallone. I feel nauseous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Sylvester Stallone. I feel nauseous. Now, yes. 30 years ago in the first Rocky... yeah, cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 that doesn't make sense.... a Butterface is But-Her-Face.... everything hot but her face.. so what is Butterbean? Hmmmm. I'm analytical, can you tell?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 that doesn't make sense.... a Butterface is But-Her-Face.... everyone hot but her face.. so what is Butterbean? Hmmmm. I'm analytical, can you tell?!! The guys name is butter bean....because he looks like a butter ball. I gave this nickname to Max 4 yrs ago....but I guess someone pass it off onto someone else. Looks like a few people from this site, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Now, yes. 30 years ago in the first Rocky... yeah, cute Oh, I don't know...Way questionable even then. Steven Tyler. Three bags necesary! :bag: I mean, what IS that?! A lizard...or something...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Oh, I don't know...Way questionable even then. Steven Tyler. Three bags necesary! :bag: I mean, what IS that?! A lizard...or something...? I'm laughing so hard I'm going to choke.... Yeah, Tyler is nasty, I'm sorry... I didn't like him music, him sound, his band, his looks. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 Please feel free to add you own list of people you would rather chop your junk off than sleep with. Betty White Nicole Richie Courtney Love JetGirl Rosie O'Donnell Angelina Jolie Calista Flockhart Lara Flynn Boyle Ellen Amy WineHouse Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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