Smizzy Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Ill go later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Personal like, or annoying public personalities you can't get away from even though you try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 Personal like, or annoying public personalities you can't get away from even though you try? Your choice. Depening on who you want to punch worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Your choice. Depening on who you want to punch worse. Hahaha, OK. I do get very hurt and upset about things with people I love; but when it comes to actually getting physical, even the thought of that upsets me. Wouldn't happen. Words work better to get your point across. I'll go with that Clay Aiken idiot or that Josh Brogan dope. Not that they're unattractive per se, but both of their faces piss me off no end. I can't explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 John Scherer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzock Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 LT sammie the bull donnie brasco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENSMACKS Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 tiki barber dumb smug look on his face, id kick him in the balls too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzock Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 ^^^^LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Terrell Owens,and then I'd bitch slap Chad Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNorth09 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 LT sammie the bull donnie brasco Are you a wiseguy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Something tells me the original post is going to change to "who do you want to ask out on a date and why". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 A former boss of mine. (I'm surprised nobody else has said this yet) He was a verbally abusive prick to everyone he employed. I'm sure everyone has had one of these toxic bosses at one point in their career. Long story short: I got fired from a job while I was having our house built in 2002. My wife and I had a four month old son at the time. Add to that the fact that the ******* we were renting the condo from wouldn't let us out of our lease early unless we paid for the three months remaining. So here we are with a four month old son, no jobs with the job market in the crapper, and essentially 2 mortgage payments. The debt started piling up faster than snow in Oswego. Needless to say, desperation ensued. Enter said boss. It was a low-paying job, but the commission percentages he offered on sales was fantastic. After only my second month, I sold enough to earn my first (small) commission check. (I'm the greatest salesman in the world) But prick boss does not want to pay me the commission. I forget the reasons why, but he didn't want to pay it to me. Against my better judgement, and with no real job offers flying into my hands, I stayed with the company. Desperation makes people do desperate things. After my 6th month with the company, my now 8 month old son needs surgery to repair an inguinal hernia. (It's a rather routine procedure, and I believe the same thing Smizzy's son recently had repaired) Boss is well aware of the date of the surgery several weeks in advance. The morning of the surgery comes, and we bring my kid to Stony Brook (shudder) to get it done. While he's in surgery, boss calls me on cell phone asking me where I am. I tell him I'm waiting for my son to get out of surgery, then I'm going home with him for the day. Boss sounds pissed off and says that he doesn't remember giving me the day off for this. I laugh because I think he's kidding. He's not. He says if I don't come to the office immediately after the surgery, then I should go home and never come back. So what do I do? I have my wife drop me off at the damn office before bringing my son home. Desperation makes you do desperate things. I took the ensuing verbal abuse in stride as I always did. Two months later, I found the job I'd been looking for. Didn't give prick boss any notice. Nothing. Just never showed back up. Never answered the phone when he called. The "Last Great Act Of Defiance." So that's why I'd punch him. If there's one regret I will harbor until the day I die, it's the day I went to work instead of being home with my wife and son after his surgery. I'm not an emotional man, but this makes me furious, heartbroken, and makes me shake my head asking myslef "just what the **** was I thinking that day?" Desperation makes you do desperate things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 A former boss of mine. (I'm surprised nobody else has said this yet) He was a verbally abusive prick to everyone he employed. I'm sure everyone has had one of these toxic bosses at one point in their career. Long story short: I got fired from a job while I was having our house built in 2002. My wife and I had a four month old son at the time. Add to that the fact that the ******* we were renting the condo from wouldn't let us out of our lease early unless we paid for the three months remaining. So here we are with a four month old son, no jobs with the job market in the crapper, and essentially 2 mortgage payments. The debt started piling up faster than snow in Oswego. Needless to say, desperation ensued. Enter said boss. It was a low-paying job, but the commission percentages he offered on sales was fantastic. After only my second month, I sold enough to earn my first (small) commission check. (I'm the greatest salesman in the world) But prick boss does not want to pay me the commission. I forget the reasons why, but he didn't want to pay it to me. Against my better judgement, and with no real job offers flying into my hands, I stayed with the company. Desperation makes people do desperate things. After my 6th month with the company, my now 8 month old son needs surgery to repair an inguinal hernia. (It's a rather routine procedure, and I believe the same thing Smizzy's son recently had repaired) Boss is well aware of the date of the surgery several weeks in advance. The morning of the surgery comes, and we bring my kid to Stony Brook (shudder) to get it done. While he's in surgery, boss calls me on cell phone asking me where I am. I tell him I'm waiting for my son to get out of surgery, then I'm going home with him for the day. Boss sounds pissed off and says that he doesn't remember giving me the day off for this. I laugh because I think he's kidding. He's not. He says if I don't come to the office immediately after the surgery, then I should go home and never come back. So what do I do? I have my wife drop me off at the damn office before bringing my son home. Desperation makes you do desperate things. I took the ensuing verbal abuse in stride as I always did. Two months later, I found the job I'd been looking for. Didn't give prick boss any notice. Nothing. Just never showed back up. Never answered the phone when he called. The "Last Great Act Of Defiance." So that's why I'd punch him. If there's one regret I will harbor until the day I die, it's the day I went to work instead of being home with my wife and son after his surgery. I'm not an emotional man, but this makes me furious, heartbroken, and makes me shake my head asking myslef "just what the **** was I thinking that day?" Desperation makes you do desperate things. What a story man !! Makes ANY BOSS I have EVER had a Saint. May he burn in hell (I'm positive this POS will) but not before you get to punch him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Smizzy. For starting this thread. But then I would have chocolate on my knuckles, so everyone is happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 A former boss of mine. (I'm surprised nobody else has said this yet) He was a verbally abusive prick to everyone he employed. I'm sure everyone has had one of these toxic bosses at one point in their career. Long story short: I got fired from a job while I was having our house built in 2002. My wife and I had a four month old son at the time. Add to that the fact that the ******* we were renting the condo from wouldn't let us out of our lease early unless we paid for the three months remaining. So here we are with a four month old son, no jobs with the job market in the crapper, and essentially 2 mortgage payments. The debt started piling up faster than snow in Oswego. Needless to say, desperation ensued. Enter said boss. It was a low-paying job, but the commission percentages he offered on sales was fantastic. After only my second month, I sold enough to earn my first (small) commission check. (I'm the greatest salesman in the world) But prick boss does not want to pay me the commission. I forget the reasons why, but he didn't want to pay it to me. Against my better judgement, and with no real job offers flying into my hands, I stayed with the company. Desperation makes people do desperate things. After my 6th month with the company, my now 8 month old son needs surgery to repair an inguinal hernia. (It's a rather routine procedure, and I believe the same thing Smizzy's son recently had repaired) Boss is well aware of the date of the surgery several weeks in advance. The morning of the surgery comes, and we bring my kid to Stony Brook (shudder) to get it done. While he's in surgery, boss calls me on cell phone asking me where I am. I tell him I'm waiting for my son to get out of surgery, then I'm going home with him for the day. Boss sounds pissed off and says that he doesn't remember giving me the day off for this. I laugh because I think he's kidding. He's not. He says if I don't come to the office immediately after the surgery, then I should go home and never come back. So what do I do? I have my wife drop me off at the damn office before bringing my son home. Desperation makes you do desperate things. I took the ensuing verbal abuse in stride as I always did. Two months later, I found the job I'd been looking for. Didn't give prick boss any notice. Nothing. Just never showed back up. Never answered the phone when he called. The "Last Great Act Of Defiance." So that's why I'd punch him. If there's one regret I will harbor until the day I die, it's the day I went to work instead of being home with my wife and son after his surgery. I'm not an emotional man, but this makes me furious, heartbroken, and makes me shake my head asking myslef "just what the **** was I thinking that day?" Desperation makes you do desperate things. many stories before you & many will follow. you win, hands down. that really sucks since I haven't spoke up, i'm gonna go with your boss as well. hard to believe there really are people in the world like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 when it comes to actually getting physical, even the thought of that upsets me. So I guess naked wrasslin' is out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Oprah Winfrey, god she annoys me to no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Bill Belichick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Smizzy. For starting this thread. But then I would have chocolate on my knuckles, so everyone is happy. That's what I would have said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Bobby Trendy. Though I dont hit women either, I'd make an exception for him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Herm Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Herm Edwards Ooooh. Good one. I might just change my answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Coach K. I'd land a fist in his grill so hard his mouth would be sticking out the back of his squirly neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Terrell Owens,and then I'd bitch slap Chad Johnson. Shouldn't we leave it at people that wouldn't pummel you into oblivion if you were to in fact punch them in the face or "bitch slap" them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Shouldn't we leave it at people that wouldn't pummel you into oblivion if you were to in fact punch them in the face or "bitch slap" them? crap, just when I was gonna hit send after typing rosie o'donnell. I'm gonna have to rethink this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 That **** from the ABC house building show who yells into that megaphone with his ****ey wee soul patch. Cnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxscott Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Steven A. Smith, over and over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 That **** from the ABC house building show who yells into that megaphone with his ****ey wee soul patch. Cnut. haha ty pennington or whoever. I agree he'd be megaphoning his farts if he came near me & screamed "5 more days people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Dude Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Since she is a manly lesbian... I would knock Rosie O'Donnell on her ass as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrsjetfan13 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 of one single person I would punch in the face. That's so mean. I guess I could if it was in self defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 of one single person I would punch in the face. That's so mean. I guess I could if it was in self defense. not even jetfan13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Dude Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I think this thread might spawn a " If you could Money Shot 1 person in the face who would it be and why?" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I think this thread might spawn a " If you could Money Shot 1 person in the face who would it be and why?" thread I'm confused. Shoot money at someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrsjetfan13 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 cross my mind ! When you've been together as long as we have..... not even jetfan13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Dude Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I'm confused. Shoot money at someone? looking at your sig... i think it will be better left unexplained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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