Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 I love how you like to try and get milk, from the tap. Whether I shave or not. Who doesn't love fresh breast milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Who doesn't love fresh breast milk? Can't argue with that logic. BTW, I want to change my list of people I want to punch in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 Can't argue with that logic. BTW, I want to change my list of people I want to punch in the face. Yea...only guys who really have the balls to punch me in the face can put me on their list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yea...only guys who really have the balls to punch me in the face can put me on their list. Here's my updated list. 1. Smizzy 2. Smizzy 3. Smizzy 4. Smizzy 5. Smizzy I'm not afraid of you. You'll make Max buy the tickets for the home opener and then not show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 Here's my updated list. 1. Smizzy 2. Smizzy 3. Smizzy 4. Smizzy 5. Smizzy I'm not afraid of you. You'll make Max buy the tickets for the home opener and then not show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 How come no one has listed Father Flunkie the Pancake Man? This shocks me....a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 First rule of Fight Club? You don't post pics of Fight Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 How come no one has listed Father Flunkie the Pancake Man? This shocks me....a little. We're all above that. I can't believe you would stoop so low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 We're all above that. I can't believe you would stoop so low. I pretty much suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 We're all above that. I can't believe you would stoop so low. Really now...I atleast left it blank so you had to guess...jeeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I pretty much suck. Now I know why Beans is in love with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 I pretty much suck. You suck at the internet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Now I know why Beans is in love with you. yup, you never stoop. Guess what, boys. Women have it in 'em to want to punch someone in the face too, actually doing it is another matter altogether. For example, say I wanted to punch some guy in the face. I'm pretty certain most guys could kill me with their fists if they wanted. That would be bad. You would all miss me too much. I couldn't do that to the JN community. Plus, it would require getting off my high horse, and I only do that for special occasions. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 yup, you never stoop. I stoop so much, I have scoliosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 1. Rosie ODonell 2. Ann Coulter 3. Bill Maher 4. Whoever runs MTV. 5. Dan Marino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 Id like to add every member of the Road Rules and Real Word casts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 And all those spoiled little bastards on My Sweet 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 1. Rosie ODonell 2. Ann Coulter 3. Bill Maher 4. Whoever runs MTV. 5. Dan Marino In other words: 1. Body blow; 2. Right jab; 3. Left jab; 4. Cross 5. UPPERCUT! Teddy Atlas would be proud, Booz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yea...only guys who really have the balls to punch me in the face can put me on their list. I guess this means I really have balls. Ohayo-gozaimasu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 1. Michael Moore 2. Michael Moore 3. Michael Moore 4. Michael Moore 5. Michael Moore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Not the type of person to hit somebody. But if I was.... Oprah Liam Gallagher Barry Bonds Jerod Fogle Regis Philbin Thought about putting Michael Jackson in there but dude's nose might fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 In other words: 1. Body blow; 2. Right jab; 3. Left jab; 4. Cross 5. UPPERCUT! Teddy Atlas would be proud, Booz! Exactly. 1. Michael Moore 2. Michael Moore 3. Michael Moore 4. Michael Moore 5. Michael Moore He actually would have been number 1 on my list, but a punch is not enough. I would love to just shoot him with a nail gun in his legs and arms repeatedly until he passes out from the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 I guess this means I really have balls. Ohayo-gozaimasu! Your vagina has testicals? Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Your vagina has testicals? Weird. What can I say, I'm a ladyboy. At least when people tell me to go **** myself I can do it in the literal sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 What can I say, I'm a ladyboy. At least when people tell me to go **** myself I can do it in the literal sense. I'm jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Your girlfriend resembles a girl I know. Could be a twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 yup, you never stoop. Guess what, boys. Women have it in 'em to want to punch someone in the face too I think there is only one person in my lifetime that I have ever wanted to punch in the face. However, I prefer to kill them with kindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 5. Don Shula 4. Bud Selig 3. John Sterling 2. Ted Leitner (SD Padres radio announcer... the absolute worst!) 1. Greg Buttle (the broadcaster, not the athlete...) I hate Shula... and very proud we beat him so he couldnt get his 300th win against us. Bud Selig is just a douchbag. John Sterling is a windbag. Ted Leitner has got to be the worst broadcaster I have heard ever. Having XM and listening to games while driving around, you get to hear the good and the bad... Love listening to Ron Santo... priceless. Greg Buttle... ruined countless number of rides home with his babble about Hermie and the Jets... I dont want reassurance after a bad loss, I want someone's @ss to be reamed, and not in a mod sort of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Need to put thought into my #1 choice Oprah Nancy Pelosi Barney The ******* that cuts me off on the highway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This guy needs a punch for holding that bag, wearing those stone-washed jeans and tucking his t-shirt in and rolling up the sleeves. WTF. If this pic was taken in the 80's it makes sense. If not, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 Need to put thought into my #1 choice Oprah Nancy Pelosi Barney The ******* that cuts me off on the highway Damn you are a vicious animal. You can't ****ing punch Barney in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Damn you are a vicious animal. You can't ****ing punch Barney in the face! Well then I'll punch him in the gut. I just never seen anything so annoying in my life. If I can't get my hands on Barney, then I'll punch one or all of those Teletubbies. I have no beef with Boobahs, Clifford, Jakers, none of that. It's just Barney. It's unnatural to hate a children's character but I do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I've pondered my response to this for some 24 hrs. so here goes. I'd punch out #1- Hillary, #2 The Donald, #3 Regis Philben, #4 Rosie O'Donnell and #5 Michael Moore. I'd keep Hugo Chavez and Jack Black in reserve in case one of the top 5 wasn't available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Smizzy G.O.B. faba Sperm Edwards TaborJet Thor99 Don't shoot the messenger just sayin' what everyone else is thinkin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Smizzy G.O.B. faba Sperm Edwards TaborJet Thor99 Don't shoot the messenger just sayin' what everyone else is thinkin'. No Max on that list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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