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Tom Brady caught wearing a YANKEES hat...

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thought he was #1 Yankee fan:

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Oh, Wait, must have bought that hat in '96 ;)

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just because he played a met fan in a movie doesn't mean he isn't a yankee fan. And the mayor is the biggest yankee fan. and I'm not talking about bloomy

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thought he was #1 Yankee fan:

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Oh, Wait, must have bought that hat in '96 ;)

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Ok, you're clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I'll explain this as simply as I can:

City Slickers was a movie. The guys you see in movies are called "actors." Actors pretend to be something they're not. For reference, Ewan McGregor is not really a Jedi Knight. Tobey Maguire is not really Spiderman.

I know this comes as a surprise to you. Ask your mom. She'll back me up.

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You notice something toon88? How one "Born Again" Yankee fan (circa 1996) will defend the honor of another Born Again? But why would Bitter Bob suck Billy Crystal's @ss you ask? Simple, Toon88!

If Bob can deflect the negative attention away from talentless midget Billy Crystal's embracing of the Tankees around 1996, he thinks it will make you, me, and the rest of Yankee Hater Nation forget that HE HIMSELF is a Born Again.

Of course, the JetNation contingency will all tell you in unison that they were big Tankee fans in the 70s and 80s and such...which of course is a crock of sh!t as you and I know all too well.

If being a frontrunning phony was a crime, Max, smizzy and the crew would be guilty as charged.

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Of course, the JetNation contingency will all tell you in unison that they were big Tankee fans in the 70s and 80s and such...which of course is a crock of sh!t as you and I know all too well.

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I assume you will get plenty of chances to prove your Red Sux devotion in the next few years as they stink up the joint with a huge payroll. How did 3rd place taste last year ?

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Ok, you're clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I'll explain this as simply as I can:

City Slickers was a movie. The guys you see in movies are called "actors." Actors pretend to be something they're not. For reference, Ewan McGregor is not really a Jedi Knight. Tobey Maguire is not really Spiderman.

I know this comes as a surprise to you. Ask your mom. She'll back me up.

hey dickwad...it was a joke...lighten up Bob

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hey dickwad...it was a joke...lighten up Bob

It's my fault Bob is such a d!ck. I beat him up verbally for years because of his AWFUL mustache that he refused to shave. He soon became synonymous with porn 'staches...even mainstream people that dont frequent the baseball forum equated Bob with bad mustaches! It was outta control.

He banned me from JI when I insisted that he had drops of Soothie dripping from his extremely hairy upper lip. After YEARS of torment, he broke down and grew a goatee. I guess if I had that face of his I'd want to hide as much of it as I could!

Either way, its all my fault that Bitter Bob is as surly as he is.

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It's my fault Bob is such a d!ck. I beat him up verbally for years because of his AWFUL mustache that he refused to shave. He soon became synonymous with porn 'staches...even mainstream people that dont frequent the baseball forum equated Bob with bad mustaches! It was outta control.

He banned me from JI when I insisted that he had drops of Soothie dripping from his extremely hairy upper lip. After YEARS of torment, he broke down and grew a goatee. I guess if I had that face of his I'd want to hide as much of it as I could!

Either way, its all my fault that Bitter Bob is as surly as he is.

Unfortately, Zippy lies a lot. Back when I was mod at JI, Sooth didn't allow anyone but himself to ban anyone. Zippy got banned for calling Sooth "$hitsprayer."

I've owned Zippy for years. His lame schtick is only entertaining to him. I keep trying to give him away, but no one wants an Internet coward who ridicules the appearance of others while refusing to reveal his own.

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Personally I don't find him entertaining or funny at all, and no smarter than the average baseball fan. But the way yankee fans react to him, I find hilarious.

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