shawn306 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 The virus known as Red Sox Nation haters continue to spread !!!!! Here is a great interview from Johnny Damon given to http://redsoxnationhaters.blogspot.com/ Welcome back RSN haters. We have a special treat for you today. 5 Questions With...Johnny Damon. Let's get right to it. Bigbri: Johnny, thanks for being here. I know you have a busy schedule of book signings, grooming yourself and ignoring your kids from your first wife. We appreciate you taking the time for us today. JD: Johnny Damon glad to be here. Johnny Damon like talking to blog-people. Johnny Damon happy to add to global conversation made possible by interconnected network of networks. Johnny Damon very happy Al Gore invented internet. BigBri: Right. Great. Ok, Question #1: You've just written a book entitled 'Idiot: Beating the Curse and Enjoying the Game of Life'. Given the fact that you just divorced your highschool sweetheart, turned your back on your kids and trashed their mother in the book, do you think you are qualified to give advice on 'Enjoying the Game of Life'? JD: Johnny Damon VERY qualified. You get a look at MRS. Johnny Damon?!? Hubba, Hubba! Johnny Damon VERY happy. Not sure about ex-wife and kids. BigBri: Good point. For a mono-syllabic mouth-breather, you have a great way of getting your point across. JD: Huh? BigBri: Forget it. Question #2: In your book, you hammered Alex Rodriguez pretty hard for the way he slapped the ball out of Arroyo's hand during the ALCS. Before the book came out, however, you wrote him a note to apologize for what you said. You claimed you didn't like the way things were presented in print. Were you mis-quoted in your own book? JD: Johnny Damon glad you brought that up. Johnny Damon very ANGRY at A-Rod during ALCS. Johnny Damon think that was bush-league play! Johnny Damon want to SMASH things when Johnny Damon see replay! Johnny Damnon vent anger while writing book. That make Johnny Damon feel better. Book writing very cathartic for Johnny Damon. When Johnny Damon look back, Johnny Damon think, maybe A-Rod not such a bad man. After all most current players and ALL former players, when asked, say A-Rod take it too easy on Arroyo. They say A-Rod should lower shoulder and plant Arroyo in right field. He, he, he. That make Johnny Damon laugh. Bronson Arroyo VERY skinny kid. He would fly though air like pretty kite if A-Rod run into him. That why Johnny Damon write note to A-Rod. Johnny Damon sorry... BigBri: Johnny, do you want a tissue? Do you need a moment? JD: NO! Johnny Damon fine! Johnny Damon not crybabay. Continue! BigBri: Okay! Question #3: Johnny, what's your favorite word? JD: SOXWINSOXWINSOXWINSOXWIN! BigBri: Interesting. Question 4:What's your LEAST favorite word? JD: Johnny Damon's least favorite word is ALIMONY! Johnny Damon have LOTS of money. Now Johnny Damon lose HALF his money to first wife. That make Johnny Damon ANGRY! Johnny Damon want to SMASH! New wife is hot piece of ass, but she make Johnny Damon sign books for long time in every city on every road trip! She say it help us make MORE money so we can have MORE nice things. Pretty cars and sparkly jewelry. It not easy to sign name when Johnny Damon not have opposable thumb. BigBri: Last question: Would you ever play centerfield for the NY yankees? JD: Johnny Damon say, if price is right, Johnny Damon play centerfield on Mars! Johnny Damon love Red Sox. Johnny Damon HATE Evil Empire....unless Evil Empire pay Johnny Damon big money. That make Johnny Damon LOVE Evil Empire! Johnny Damon pragmatist... BigBri: There you have it sports fans. 5 Questions With...Johnny Damon. A truly unique individual and one HELL of an IDIOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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