GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Ryno's Aggies suffered a heart-breaking, double overtime loss to the Longhorns last night. Recently, some of you might have noticed the trash talking back and forth in some of the posts and the majority of it was leading up to last night's game. For anyone who isn't familiar with the UT/A&M rivalry......it is fierce. The one aspect that makes this rivalry so great is that it literally divides friendships, families, and newly-acquanited Jets fans. You HATE the other team and usually know an abundance of people that are rooting for the other side. These two schools divide the Great State of Texas into "Us" and "Them". When your team is on top, you have at least 5-10 people to call just to add salt to their wounds. When your losing, you get so tired of hearing your phone ring that it soon goes to vibrate. Oh, and that sound that you hear over and over--that's your inbox full of text messages that should be erased and not read. So I know this Thread is WAAAY OT, but I ask that you to let it hang around in the NY Jets / NFL Talk Forum just to rub it in a little bit. Ryno's boy, Acie Law IV, didn't have enough miracle shots last night to save him from crying himself to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 BUMP IT TILL HE SEES IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I watched that game, solely as a result of you two talking about it on a thread yesterday. What a game! A&M really hung in there and kept a hostile crowd from taking over the gym. That dude made two amazing clutch three pointers to send the game into OT and 2OT. It was one of those games that it was a shame someone had to lose. Great game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Two Aggies are driving to Houston. The driver suspects his turn signals aren't working. So he pulls over and asks his passenger to get out and check. So the guy checks and yells to the driver, "No, they're not working. Wait, yes they are. No, they're not. Hold it, yes, they are!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 An Aggie is walking down a creek. While he's looking around he notices another Aggie walking along the other side of the creek. He yells to the other Aggie, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The other Aggie says, "You are on the other side!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 What is the difference between an Aggie and a carp? One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at A&M? It was the 1936 hide-and-go-seek champion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Some Aggies were trying to scare the Longhorn football team before the game and threw firecrackers into the locker room windows. The Longhorns lit them and threw them back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. The Aggie replied, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 What about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 A student from Texas A&M, a student from The University of Texas, and a pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his firstborn. Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room. "Good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced. "Despite the electrical outage, two healthy young boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered. "However, since the lights went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first." The three proud papas agreed, and the Longhorn won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door. "Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked. "No, I'm not," replied the Longhorn. "But I just couldn't take the chance of choosing the Aggie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Asked what he thought about the Civil Rights bill, an Aggie replied, "Well, if we owe it, we ought to pay it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 The best Aggie jokes are often not jokes at all. They just.....are. I present to you Loupot's Bookstore in College Station, Texas. Boarding up the windows, from the INSIDE. Many, many, many miles inland. Hmm, yeah. AGGIE ENGINEERING AT ITS FINEST! PLYWOOD TO PROTECT YOUR STORE FROM HURRICANE RITA.....$200 SUPPLIES TO HANG THE PLYWOOD.....$50 USING YOUR AGGIE EDUCATION TO HANG THE PLYWOOD ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE WINDOWS.....PRICELESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harris5214 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 im familar with the rivarly being a longhorn fan, its funny how the aggys think they own texas that they beat them in football for the first time in 7 years and because they beat texas earlier this year in basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Say Hello to Sheila...2006 Texas A&M University Homecoming Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 AGGIE CHEERLEADING SQUAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 Ags Get a Great Inbred Education Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREEN FIEND Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 Hopefully, we get another crack at you guys in the Big 12 Tournament. If not, good luck in the MADNESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Hopefully, we get another crack at you guys in the Big 12 Tournament. If not, good luck in the MADNESS. WOW, this is fantastic! All for lil'ol' me? Honestly, I love the Aggie jokes; hell, we tell the best ones. I had no idea this was here... As for the game, what a sight to see. Acie Law is the most clutch player in the game, hands down. Texas was better, that night, but we are getting closer to crunch time and it will be interesting to see how Texas' youth responds. tu has made tremendous improvement since the first meeting, but I would be scared of A&M if I were a fan of any team. I love this team; the wins and the losses. This team works their a$$es off and it shows! Bring on the tourney! BTW: The only post is this thread I take exception to would be the "boarding of the windows" one. I was enrolled when that photo was taken and it had nothing to do with Katrina, Rita, or a thunderstorm for that matter. That bookstore is next door to most of the local bars in town and some drunk drove their car through the front door. Thus, they had to board up the windows until they could repair them. The photo comes from the day they finished installing the new glass. The joke should come at the expense of the jack-a$$ who drove his/her car through the window, not innocent victims who truly had sacrifices to make and pain to overcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Oh and this weekend made me sick; I actually considered cheering for tu so that A&M could share the title, but I decided sharing is for pu$$ies and I am now glad that they lost, as usual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.