Smizzy Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 face it...they come in both flavors. Tell me your relationship horror stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 BAD PEOPLE ARE EVIL - Regardless of genetalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 BAD PEOPLE ARE EVIL And most are Dook fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Figures I went to show GG some love and the thread got closed while I was at it... Bitterness is a lover's acid once honey on the tongue. Don't sweat it, GG. For the most part, it's transparent as all get out. Men and women, not so the Oil and Water we love to wave off. If we'd stop concentrating on what make us different as opposed to what compliments us in happy communion, maybe we wouldn't have such hellish pictures in such ugly frames. Love is the consummate reason for living and the meaning of life in the only physical life we know. We only feel spiritual because we live, if anyone wants to go there. It will never balance us on our scale of our cruelty, as much as we suck and have respect for nothing; but life without love is absolutely meaningless. Hold onto yourself. Someone will appreciate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Smizzy is evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Hold onto yourself. Someone will appreciate you. Sorry it doesn't work. A friend of mine tried it, was arrested and spent a nite in county lock up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I'm thinking if I get in touch with my inner bitch I can go screw myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Smizzy is evil Smizzy is the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
845Jets Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Smizzy is the man. I agree Smizzy is the man. He is a wondeful, loving husband and an exceptional father. I am truly blessed to be married to him, and hope that he knows how much I love him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I agree Smizzy is the man. He is a wondeful, loving husband and an exceptional father. I am truly blessed to be married to him, and hope that he knows how much I love him!! :wub1: :wub1: :wub1: Good post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I agree Smizzy is the man. He is a wondeful, loving husband and an exceptional father. I am truly blessed to be married to him, and hope that he knows how much I love him!! Nice to see you posting 845jets!!!!!! Hope all is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 BAD PEOPLE ARE EVIL - Regardless of genetalia. Or in your case, lack thereof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I agree Smizzy is the man. He is a wondeful, loving husband and an exceptional father. I am truly blessed to be married to him, and hope that he knows how much I love him!! That is so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I expect that a number of posts are rapidly being deleted by a certain mod as a result of the appearance of our newest JN member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I expect that a number of posts are rapidly being deleted by a certain mod as a result of the appearance of our newest JN member That damn Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 once in law school one of my deadbeat friends and i went to a bar in ann arbor to get a bite and talk sh*t to some girls. we end up getting loaded and harassing every woman that comes within 10 feet of our table. we were eating mussels with red sauce, we both had on bibs and looked absolutely ridiculous and asked any woman who made eye contact, "shellfish?" eventually, these two girls come by and they actually buy into our bullsh*t (should have been a warning sign). so we end up going back to their place (nothing happens) and she tells me she's "falling in like with me." any sane man would've run and never looked back but i was just out of a serious relationship, besides it's just f-squared ("for fun") right? couple days later i give her a call and we hang out. we end up back at my place and we're messing around and she looks at me with the most sincere eyes, "choke me." uh, say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? i was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, eventually i stammered, "sorry i'm not really into that." needless to say, i finally wised up and never called her again. she did leave a pair of these girlie mittens in my room that i would jump out from behind the door and pretend to choke my buddies whenever they came into my apt for the rest of the semester. they all named her the "boston stranger." good times. some day maybe i'll share the really bad stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 once in law school one of my deadbeat friends and i went to a bar in ann arbor to get a bite and talk sh*t to some girls. we end up getting loaded and harassing every woman that comes within 10 feet of our table. we were eating mussels with red sauce, we both had on bibs and looked absolutely ridiculous and asked any woman who made eye contact, "shellfish?" eventually, these two girls come by and they actually buy into our bullsh*t (should have been a warning sign). so we end up going back to their place (nothing happens) and she tells me she's "falling in like with me." any sane man would've run and never looked back but i was just out of a serious relationship, besides it's just f-squared ("for fun") right? couple days later i give her a call and we hang out. we end up back at my place and we're messing around and she looks at me with the most sincere eyes, "choke me." uh, say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? i was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, eventually i stammered, "sorry i'm not really into that." needless to say, i finally wised up and never called her again. she did leave a pair of these girlie mittens in my room that i would jump out from behind the door and pretend to choke my buddies whenever they came into my apt for the rest of the semester. they all named her the "boston stranger." good times. some day maybe i'll share the really bad stories. Isnt strange how just when you think you're up for a good time and ready for some action, all of a sudden you're hit with a request like that from out of left field. Weird when isht like that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 couple days later i give her a call and we hang out. we end up back at my place and we're messing around and she looks at me with the most sincere eyes, "choke me." uh, say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? i was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, eventually i stammered, "sorry i'm not really into that." Knucklehead! She wanted you to choke her with your throat sausage!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Knucklehead! She wanted you to choke her with your throat sausage!!! clearly you never met any eastern michigan co-eds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 One of my ex's (who had some emotional issues with her family) got into a fight with me because she was having a bad day once and apparently had burned easy mac and I had laughed at her. She didn't talk to me for like 2 days. It still cracks me up though. Who the hell burns easy mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I agree Smizzy is the man. He is a wondeful, loving husband and an exceptional father. I am truly blessed to be married to him, and hope that he knows how much I love him!! Looks like Smizz figured out his wife's password. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I'm thinking if I get in touch with my inner bitch I can go screw myself. Holy Cr*p, HAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyJET2280 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I think the worse relationship is with my current ex. The constant saying one thing and doing the other drove me nuts. He just cant say straight up what he wants....The lies I tell ya lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I think the worse relationship is with my current ex. The constant saying one thing and doing the other drove me nuts. He just cant say straight up what he wants....The lies I tell ya lol I told you. Going to Toronto, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 Looks like Smizz figured out his wife's password. Don't hate me because I am a good man and so god damn good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Don't hate me because I am a good man and so god damn good looking. That is exactly why I hate you. Plus, you ate all my Oreos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 That is exactly why I hate you. Plus, you ate all my Oreos. Double stuff bitch. You should have known better than to leave anything sweet around my chubby ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Double stuff bitch. You should have known better than to leave anything sweet around my chubby ass. There's way too much double entendre there. I think I just blew a fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I think the worse relationship is with my current ex. The constant saying one thing and doing the other drove me nuts. He just cant say straight up what he wants....The lies I tell ya lol He kept trying to put it in your butt didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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