faba Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I got up in the middle of the night as I could not sleep and saw that my basement was flooded with water- it seems my sump pump is not working- my basement is full of water. Can you top this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidhuman Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Sorry, I had to pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I got up in the middle of the night as I could not sleep and saw that my basement was flooded with water- it seems my sump pump is not working- my basement is full of water. Can you top this? woah, bummer. I neither can nor want to top that one. not sure what you keep in the basement but dead bodies start to smell quickly when wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 woah, bummer. I neither can nor want to top that one. not sure what you keep in the basement but dead bodies start to smell quickly when wet. Faba has never struck me as being that careless when dealing with his victims. I'm sure he''s got a deal with his nearest pig farmer for body disposal purposes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Faba has never struck me as being that careless when dealing with his victims. I'm sure he''s got a deal with his nearest pig farmer for body disposal purposes.... thanks panzer, my bad on a serious note, one has to be real careful with mold & mildew spores present in dark damp areas. It is vital to dry the basement out properly. at the very least, i'd be cranking dehumidifiers down there & remove any wet drywall etc. That really sucks especially in the dead of winter. best of luck to you faba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Sump pumps are EVIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Sump pumps are EVIL. I was never dumped by a sump pump but will not argue in light of the fact you're a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I can top your bad day, grab a chair... I woke up this morning earlier that usual. To my surprise, I was pitching a tent. So I snuck into the bathroom to take care of matters and decided the shower would be the best location. So there I am 15 seconds later almost ready to finish when it happens. I was trying to adjust my position with one foot on the edge of the tub when the other one went out from under me. I fall and rack myself on the edge of the tub and as I fall back in agony I crack my head on the faucet leaving a nice gash. That's when my wife wakes up. She hollers asking whats going on. I mumble something about being pretty sure there was just a minor earthquake and to go back to bed. I get myself dried off and put some clothes on so I can head to the ER for stitches. I get in my truck and head for the hostpital in a daze. In my daze, I didn't see this jogger who was out with his 3 legged dog. I got a little close to the curb and lets just say that the jogger doesn't have a 3 legged dog to run with anymore. If he's lucky, it might make it out with 2 legs but I just can't see it walking much less jogging ever again. So I'm half way to the hospital with a jogger in my rearview chasing me down the street but he couldn't hang. I finally get to the hospital and get in to see the doctor. Five shots and eight stitches later, I'm all sewn up. I head out to my truck so I can still get to work on time and nearly $hit myself. The jogger was standing there by my truck. I had to get in my truck and get the hell out of there. I juked to the left but he cut me off, I juked to the right but he was all over it. I looked up in surprise and said "LOOK!! Your dog is ok!!" He turned around with glee in his eyes. I pulled his jogging shorts around his ankles and shoved him to the ground. There was no dog. I got back in my truck and hauled a$$ out of there as the jogger laid on the ground sobbing uncontrollably. I felt really bad but I had to get to work. I managed to get to work at 8:00 on the dot. The day isn't even half over yet so I don't even want to think what else is going to happen to me today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I woke up this morning and realized that the doctors lied to me. I never did fully grow into manhood. They said it could take up to 38 years. So technically I still have 6 months or so. But today, I woke up and realized that it will never happen. Sad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Going to school I think can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I can top your bad day, grab a chair... I woke up this morning earlier that usual. To my surprise, I was pitching a tent. So I snuck into the bathroom to take care of matters and decided the shower would be the best location. So there I am 15 seconds later almost ready to finish when it happens. I was trying to adjust my position with one foot on the edge of the tub when the other one went out from under me. I fall and rack myself on the edge of the tub and as I fall back in agony I crack my head on the faucet leaving a nice gash. That's when my wife wakes up. She hollers asking whats going on. I mumble something about being pretty sure there was just a minor earthquake and to go back to bed. I get myself dried off and put some clothes on so I can head to the ER for stitches. I get in my truck and head for the hostpital in a daze. In my daze, I didn't see this jogger who was out with his 3 legged dog. I got a little close to the curb and lets just say that the jogger doesn't have a 3 legged dog to run with anymore. If he's lucky, it might make it out with 2 legs but I just can't see it walking much less jogging ever again. So I'm half way to the hospital with a jogger in my rearview chasing me down the street but he couldn't hang. I finally get to the hospital and get in to see the doctor. Five shots and eight stitches later, I'm all sewn up. I head out to my truck so I can still get to work on time and nearly $hit myself. The jogger was standing there by my truck. I had to get in my truck and get the hell out of there. I juked to the left but he cut me off, I juked to the right but he was all over it. I looked up in surprise and said "LOOK!! Your dog is ok!!" He turned around with glee in his eyes. I pulled his jogging shorts around his ankles and shoved him to the ground. There was no dog. I got back in my truck and hauled a$$ out of there as the jogger laid on the ground sobbing uncontrollably. I felt really bad but I had to get to work. I managed to get to work at 8:00 on the dot. The day isn't even half over yet so I don't even want to think what else is going to happen to me today. Shouldnt this be on the dream thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangenious420 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Going to school I think can. Yeah you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I can top your bad day, grab a chair... I woke up this morning earlier that usual. To my surprise, I was pitching a tent. So I snuck into the bathroom to take care of matters and decided the shower would be the best location. So there I am 15 seconds later almost ready to finish when it happens. I was trying to adjust my position with one foot on the edge of the tub when the other one went out from under me. I fall and rack myself on the edge of the tub and as I fall back in agony I crack my head on the faucet leaving a nice gash. That's when my wife wakes up. She hollers asking whats going on. I mumble something about being pretty sure there was just a minor earthquake and to go back to bed. I get myself dried off and put some clothes on so I can head to the ER for stitches. I get in my truck and head for the hostpital in a daze. In my daze, I didn't see this jogger who was out with his 3 legged dog. I got a little close to the curb and lets just say that the jogger doesn't have a 3 legged dog to run with anymore. If he's lucky, it might make it out with 2 legs but I just can't see it walking much less jogging ever again. So I'm half way to the hospital with a jogger in my rearview chasing me down the street but he couldn't hang. I finally get to the hospital and get in to see the doctor. Five shots and eight stitches later, I'm all sewn up. I head out to my truck so I can still get to work on time and nearly $hit myself. The jogger was standing there by my truck. I had to get in my truck and get the hell out of there. I juked to the left but he cut me off, I juked to the right but he was all over it. I looked up in surprise and said "LOOK!! Your dog is ok!!" He turned around with glee in his eyes. I pulled his jogging shorts around his ankles and shoved him to the ground. There was no dog. I got back in my truck and hauled a$$ out of there as the jogger laid on the ground sobbing uncontrollably. I felt really bad but I had to get to work. I managed to get to work at 8:00 on the dot. The day isn't even half over yet so I don't even want to think what else is going to happen to me today. Ok, terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Ok, terrific. The good news is the doctor said the scar should heal nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 So I have gotten a new sump pump in place from my plumber- mopped up some of the water but called a professional to clean and dry it all up. Just another day in the life of jetnation. No damage to my belongings--thank you just water in the basement is the verdict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I got up in the middle of the night as I could not sleep and saw that my basement was flooded with water- it seems my sump pump is not working- my basement is full of water. Can you top this? Try to look at the bright side, now you have an indoor swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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