BoomBoomMancini Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I hear this guy is jesus on cleats.. Apparently he just steps on the football field, and the opposition becomes to intimidated to fight back that they just surrender. I also hear hes fought a lion with his bear hands, and won! Madmike did you hear that story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I heard he killed a family of Grizzly bears with his bare hands and then made 200 fur coats with the Pelts and gave them to the homeless. 20 minutes later I heard he killed and ate Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I heard he killed a family of Grizzly bears with his bare hands and then made 200 fur coats with the Pelts and gave them to the homeless. 20 minutes later I heard he killed and ate Chuck Norris. I heard his stats were only slightly better than a guy by the name of Bryan Thomas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I heard he was lined up to fight Jesus but at the last second he pulled out, not because he was scared but because he wasn't sure how to fight himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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