The "Jones'n" Edition of Post of the Week - March 7th, 2007

[GreenBeans]

Welcome to New York, Mr. Jones - we're damn glad to have you, especially for next to nothing. What a trade! These are not the Same Old Jets, people - not even close. Nice trade....

This week features the most POTW nominations ever - or at least as "ever" as I can remember. Holy cow there were a lot of nominations! Thank you all for taking the time to type those seven letters "POTW nom".

Let's get right to the good stuff - this week's nominations were:

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Originally Posted by 4HCrew

Ok I am scared that I agree with Max for some reason I thought he would restructure to stick around.

Originally Posted by Max

Do you value my football opinion so little that agreeing with me scares you?

Originally Posted by 4HCrew

max it scared me that I was on that high intellectual level... ha ha

(Editor's note: Don't try to save yourself here 4H, we all know what you were saying...)

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Originally Posted by Untouchable

Now, before anyone jumps on my back, I'm not saying that Chad is as good as Peyton. But above the shoulders they are indentical.

Originally Posted by MTJ06

Above the shoulders I can pitch as good as Johan Santana........

Originally Posted by GreenBeans

(Editor's note: Above my -- waste --- I'm John Holmes.)

(This week's editor's note: Sometimes things just don't work out as planned. )

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Last edited by Green DNA : Today at 10:37 AM. Reason: I'm dysfunctional

(Editor's note: I've been getting a lot of email with some products that might help, would you like me to forward you some of them.)

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Originally Posted by GreenBeans

Correct, waste. If I wrote waist, that would just be wrong, bastid. See what I get for writing this stuff at midnight?

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

don't worry, you'll get a chance to explain some more next wed.

Originally Posted by GreenBeans

Gee, thanks kid. Don't you have an ambulance to chase or something?

(Editor's note: Your dad should have let you play in the street more, johnny. Go Heels.)

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Originally Posted by bitonti

oh... wow! I mean... wow! i didn't expect to win this - geez it's heavier than I thought. ok ok not much time, I have to thank my producers, the distributors, the editing team, the best boy, the dolly grip, God, my mother, Hari Krishna, the caterers, my accountant, Ganesh, Thor, Al Gore, Al Gore's mother, my aromatherapist, God again, my father, my father's chiropractor, my nail technician, the garbagemen who pick up my trash every monday morning, Maxman, Big Gay Al, Mean Bro Green, SouthernJet, R44, verde, the ghost of Tom Shane....

*band starts to play, mic goes dead*

(Editor's note: No thank you to the Academy? Ungrateful bastid. )

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

let me start by saying i'm being dead serious here. i got this idea from my uncle and it is freaking awesome. are you sick of going to lame ass chick flicks when you just want to relax and unwind after a long, tiring day of watching football and scratching your balls by watching huge explosions and people getting shot? do you despise going shopping with your lady and paying for all the crap, carrying it all home and having to ease her insecurities the entire time by telling her she looks great every 5.2 seconds? ok, here's what you do:

encourage your wife to get a gay male friend.

hear me out. chick friends are insufficient. eventually she'll get in a fight with mary and then you'll have to hear about how mary is a selfish bitch who had plastic surgery and is an alcoholic. worse yet, you might have to mediate some retarded ho fight between them. and once you are done comforting her, she'll be hanging out with mary the next week like nothing ever happened. sheeeet, i wish woman forgave their husbands that easily!

straight dude friends are obviously unacceptable and we don't even need to talk about that.

only option left, get your wife a gay dude to hang out with asap. she may be reluctant at first but as soon as she realizes that he genuinely cares about her feelings and has no desire to get into her pants, knows his sh!t about fashion and makeup and is 1/8th as emotional as her chick friends she'll be fag hagging in no time flat. plus they'll both go see "In Her Shoes" or "The Lake House" together while you jerk off to internet porn or watch SB III for the 18th time. i'm telling you, this is the best and it's easy to set up in the big city even though i lucked into it. we know this resturanteur who is a great guy and who owns a place down the street. we went in there enough and became friends with him and sometimes he'd join us for a drink after dinner. it didn't take me long to realize they would talk like old friends while i drank 47 martinis without being scolded (this never happens). didn't take long when he said he wanted to see some awful movie-- i mentioned that my lady wanted to see that too. "ooohhh girl, less go togetherrr!" badda bing. i'm off the hook, she gets to see that drek and i don't have to worry about her getting slam banged by some p*ssy poacher. now they hang out once every week or two and it is like a mini vacation to me. this is a fail-safe plan. try it out guys, won't be disappointed.

(Editor's note: This is a good plan, but there is one big flaw in it I'm afraid. One of my fraternity brothers from college is gay and I used to hang out with him all of the time in the bars. He once asked me why and my answer was simple - the most beautiful girls are always around you. Be careful of your wife's gay friend friends...)

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

young kids hate work period. too much self-esteem training in schools now; this generation has been told since kindergarten that they are unique, special and destined for something great. they got a ribbon in every competition they ever entered even if they finished last and they always received praise for "trying hard" even if they sucked. they can't handle disappointment and think they are great at everything. everyone thinks they should be doing high level work one day out of school and aren't willing to swallow sh*t and work their way up. the truth is the world always takes a dump on you at least 5 times in your life-- time to teach kids again that sometimes that turd hits you right in the face.

(The Nomination: "POTW nomination..in this post are serious hints on how to raise a kid." - SouthernJet)

(Editor's note: This is true - there is a little bit too much sunshine in some kids lives - no expectations and no consequences are a bad thing.)

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Originally Posted by Bugg

Major problem with the gay friend-they like to decorate, which means major renovations.

I'm a simple man. I didn't understand this until one day I bought my mom a TV for her birthday. I thought, being a nice guy, I'd get her one of those arm/platform things so it could hang from the cleingr atehr than take up counter space. My dad saw that thing, and ordered me to get it the eff out of his house. he said, why do I want to spend hours intalling that thing? get it outta here!And further that when I got married, I'd understand.

Now I do.

I'm happy with the crappy house I have as long we can get pizza delivered, buy beer and the heat, toilet and Plasma tv and Directv work and the kids are clothed and go to school.

Gay guys are all over HGTV and one of those other pointless channels telling you to spend your offdays and weekends breaking walls, painting, renovating, shopping, looking at doylies and doodads and crown moldings and fixtures and SH!T that is time-consuming and expensive.

If I could get rid of the Hetro Mens' Gay Torture Vision channel, I'd be a rich man. And sitting my a$$ on my couch watching sports. Meantime, I'm probably going to Target, or Linens and Things, Lowes, and Home Depot to say, over and over, "Yeah, that looks great!Can we go now?"

(Editor's note: If I were a rich man, da ta da ta da ta da da da da da da da da da (did I get that right?))

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Originally Posted by Max

My son's team lost their 6th grade championship game last week. The way some of the parents were acting was embarassing.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

hey at least your son now has a higher education that you

(Editor's note: Didn't he accomplish that after 4th grade?)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

how tall is the fence you're on ecurb? don't fall buddy as your not insured.

you both bring up good points. I noticed johnny stepped aside on this issue & you know why? because it's the folks in his profession who drive up the cost of healthcare

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

nah, i was just tied up-- had to go tell some gay dude to keep his hands off my fiancee.

Originally Posted by joewilly

you were gone quite a while johnny. i'm talkin a few drinks & a backrub while. anything ya wanna tell us?

(Editor's note: Did joewilly just back the kid into a corner here? Sooooo, Mr. green balls, was there a happy ending?)

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Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet

Many, many years ago me and my boyfriend at that time headed out from NJ to Idaho, camping along the way... never made it to Idaho but ended up in Colorado and it was the most beautiful place. Boulder was awesome, as far as a city goes... but Estes Park in the North central area was incredible... stayed for at least a week and didn't want to leave.

(Editor's note: That's a beautiful picture, MrsTaborJet - I enjoyed our time there, too. )

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Originally Posted by G.O.B.

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(Editor's note: The rant that was here was edited out so to not ignite any further flames. I wanted to make sure your nomination was included.)

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Originally Posted by rsherryjr

I agree, no RB is worth even close to this price tag.

Originally Posted by BoomBoomMancini

Was Curtis worth it?

(Editor's note: Kill - me - now.)

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Originally Posted by Smizzy

On a serious note...

There are plenty of good woman out there who are good to their man and who give into a relationship as much as the take out. There are always going to be a few bad apples out there. It's not every woman ever fault you picked a bad apple.

You can spot a bad apple in a grocery store from a mile away. but it's much harder to spot the bad apples in life. male or female. I guess that would make them Lemons not apples but I digress.

Originally Posted by Alk

Your wife totally chewed your a$$ didn't she?

(Editor's note: Hehehehe - Alk should be a carpenter...)

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Originally Posted by greengal

i have avoided the women are evil thread... but frankly i am getting pissed.

although i dont consider myself "beautiful" i also dont think of my self as "ugly" and those on this site that have met me could confirm that...

YET

i have spent my whole life dealing with men who have made fun of me because of the way i look. laughing behind my back and sometimes right to my face. treating me as if i am not good enough because idont have the "perfect" model/actress body or face...

i could reference a ton of threads here where men are degrading women's looks but i wont... but you know they exist.

ALSO

you say we lie?????

While i was dating, often i would meet men and they would say they would "call" yeah right...

also why do you think women are bad at math??/ we are always told that

"---------" this length is = six inches

we are demanding???

we often want men to remember two or three dates a year... 3 f'in days out 365 and nope ... that is too much for your peeeeee brains without a reminder.

i spent my life being a good friend to guys because i loved sports and would listen to their crap.... and believe me you are all just as whiny as most women..

if you debate that.... ask max and the mods how many times the women of this site complain to them...

i just hope you are blowing off steam, because if you aren't .. well then i really hope you dont have daughters....

(and yes i read the whole thread...and i see some of you back pedaling near the end... but that ain't enough)

and yes this is a bit of a rant... and i love men..and treat the men in my life well.... but you guys need a swift kick in the a$$.

(Editor's note: The most impressive thing here - no lyrics. None.)

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Originally Posted by TaborJet

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Great post, GG.

I gotta side with the ladies here. Say what you want, guys. The women of JetNation all get kudos from me for even posting here. This message board is over 90% guys. Yet GG and the other ladies can stand their ground against all of us.

That women are evil thread...I want no part of that. Pure ignorance. Sounds like a pity party for guys. Divorces, getting dumped, blah blah blah. It happens to everyone.

My own story will stand up against anyone else's story here. I dated a girl for six years. Got engaged. Then had my heart ripped out when she left me for my best man. My friend since kindergarten completely blind-sided me. I had every reason to be bitter for a long time. But I had the ability to stand up and dust myself off, and get back out there. My optimism about life got me through that time. If you are bitter and angry over women, chances are you are cutting your life short, and you will die a broken, bitter old man.

Anyway, I got lucky and met my wife soon after. Another thing, I didn't write this because the Mrs. will see it, either. So kiss my ass.

(Editor's note: Sounds like the words of a very lucky man)

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Originally Posted by Smizzy

Yea...Im diggin that banana!

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

I dont know if Im cool with you "diggin my banana" !!!

(Editor's note: Smizzy you slut! I thought my banana was enough for you...)

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Originally Posted by mangenious420

joewilly starts a thread about the women on this board and how great they are. Quickly it turns into what Maxmans ass tastes like, and ecurb finally admits, although the restraining order is still in effect that Chadwick's ass indeed tastes like candy.

Hi, My name is Mangenious420 and I am a proud member of Jets Nation.

(Editor's note: Life at the Nation, complex yet simple...)

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Originally Posted by rsherryjr

Hahahaha. I will stay in the richest town, in the richest county, in the richest state in the world. But thanks anyway.

Originally Posted by oktaren

have fun overpaying for everything. you must be a really intelligent person.

(Editor's note: Hey sherry, can I borrow a few bucks from you?)

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Originally Posted by rsherryjr

Well when I turn 65 the benefits will be:

Cashing in my now 700k house that is paid for to buy a 200k-300k house to retire in.

Pull out my retirement savings that is larger from by larger lifetime earnings it will be worth it.

While you have your 200k house and less lifetime earnings. I surely hope the south has good jobs for people over 65.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

you might be the biggest tool ever,,

1st off, our salaries are equal to norths in high tech, banking etc, ,and we have lower taxes and cheaper houses so we can invest more in 401,,

our houses are cheaper but escalate at same % as Norths..

so you are basically saying you overpaid for a house

(Editor's note: Hey SJ, can I borrow a few bucks from you, then?)

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[GreenBeans]

Originally Posted by Garb

You know what is comical here? Every "complaint" that men have about women, women have about men.

Just live your life and hope you meet a good person. Open yourself up to the possibility of love - and certainly open yourself to being loved. There is no better feeling - and yes, it can hurt you sometimes. But being negative about the whole thing won't help you. It will hurt you. The negative thought process, stupid preconcieved beliefs and being just plain scared denies you the chance of feeling something wonderful.

(Editor's note: Sigh - isn't she something. Sexy.)

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Originally Posted by oktaren

why would i care if you get paid for every post? im not against making money, im against wasting it.

i don't do drugs? i smoke pot, but i don't do anything else? i am sure you drink, i see no difference.

Originally Posted by Max

LOL, actually i don't drink. I am morally against anything fun.

(Editor's note: Doesn't your mouth get all dry without drinking? How do you handle the dehydration? Is JFBM hooking you up to a intravenous line? Just wondering...)

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Originally Posted by Ghost

The loss of JC hurts.

Originally Posted by toon88

Unless the JC you are talking about is Jesus Christ, the Knicks weren't making the playoffs anyway.

(Editor's note: Good thing they fired Larry Brown, huh?)

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Originally Posted by jetheelz

I like Vilma alot. He is one of my favorite players on this team. I've spent alot of money and time on his cards, jerseys, and memorabilia.

However I am a fan of the NY JETS, not any individual(s) over the team itself. If a trade can be made to help get the team some good talent that will help us win, then I say do it.

(Editor's note: This is more significant then any of you realize - I sit next to/around/by this guy every football Sunday and he's a Vilma freak. Great post, heelz.)

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Topic: Moustache March

Originally Posted by Mavrik

So me and my roommates have decided for the hell of it that we are going to have a moustache competition to see who can grow the best stache. Starting today, can't cut the stache until the end of March. One of my roommates went from having a beard big enough to look like a Greek God to having a nice Fu Manchu going.

I like to affectionally call it the "Who can look like Bob competition."

Sounds stupid. I know. But we usually have fun with dumb s*** like this.

Originally Posted by Bob

You can't handle all the tail you're gonna get.

(Editor's note: You tell'em, Bob-o. A little tickle from the upper lip helps some "male-female relations type situations" greatly.)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

i'll bet half my vcash that gobs next thread will be titled

" what the hell is this salty discharge comin from my eye "

Originally Posted by NJ

Better the Optometrist than the Urologist.

(Editor's note: Penicillin anyone?)

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Topic: a first ... and a regret...

Originally Posted by greengal

my first thread that was locked

my regret? well .. after rereading my initial post, i want to make sure that it was not interpreted that "all men are bastards" because that was not my intent.

there are so many wonderful men in my life and on this board, and elsewhere.

i just do not think women, in general, needed to be blamed for all the sins in the world.

if you want to rant about a specific person, feel free...

just dont lump people together.

we all have moments that we regret in our lives, where we were mean or thoughtless to others... i know i have.

glass houses!

Originally Posted by NJ

I wub you GG.

(Editor's note: So do I NJ - she's a wonderful person.)

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Topic: Last to post in this thread wins

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

(Editor's note: Ha! That's an awesome scary dog ecurb!)

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Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by - uhhh - we need a new sponsor!

Topic: Last to post in this thread wins

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Also when I work the register I have firefox running on that PC too... so I could be ringing up a customer and talking JETS at the sametime... its a dream come true!

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

So while most people dream of winning the lottery, shagging supermodels, killing their bosses, hitting a grand slam in the world series for their team, or things like that, you're just happy with being on JN while at work?

Guess those "Idiot's guide to brainwashing" books really did work for Max.

(Editor's note: Why would anyone want all of that stuff, PDM, when Master Max offers us all so much. You must come to one of his talks, they are amazing.)

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Topic: Is she prettier than me?

Originally Posted by rsherryjr

Is there more than one way to answer this question?

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

Did Boom Boom Mancini hack into rsherryjr's account?

(Editor's note: SherryBoomBoom go Bang?)

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Originally Posted by Panzer Divison Marduk

Okay, Tabor's Tech Forum, I can handle....

...but this?

What next? Max's Watersports Forum?

Wai

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Can we rename the NFL section "Madmike went crazy today" for tonight??

(Editor's note: That'll cost you $55 and a donut, young man)

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Originally Posted by bitonti

madmike

when a message board of dysfunctionally obsessed football fans think you are TOO obsessed, it's time to look in the mirror.

yours truly,

everyone.

(Editor's note: Hey madmike, there is this really great site called draftdaddy that loves the type of questions and posts you tend to contribute - you should take a look when you have some time!)

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Originally Posted by rsherryjr

After seeing MadMike tonight I'm not sure if I want the JEts to sign thomas or not. This has just been too much fun.

(Editor's note: Kinda like a car wreck, you don't want to look but you just have to)

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Originally Posted by Smizzy

I think it's funny the #1 FA target on every Jets fans list juts signed to our rival. LOL

**** A.Thomas!

Originally Posted by madmike1

Funny or just same old jets.

Originally Posted by Smizzy

Same old Jets? are you ****ing kidding me? This entire organization was gutted and we started over from scratch and put together a 10 win season and made the playoffs with the worst starting QB in the NFL.

Same old jets? or same old jets fans?

(Editor's note: I vote for the latter)

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Originally Posted by Jetcane

/Puts on madmike hat/

Flying under the radar??!! Try still taxiing on the runway!

They havent gotten off the ground because Woody is too cheap!

We should have signed at least 3 FAs by now. We arent even asking for clearance to take off!! Under the radar my ass.

If we dont get in the air pretty soon, I may cancel my tickets and no, dont PM me, cuz I'm not selling them! #@%$!

/Takes off madmike hat

(Editor's note: If I didn't know better, I'd say madmike is JC's secondary login name...)

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Originally Posted by Jetcane

A healthy Pouha will solve all the problems.

Originally Posted by 124

When Sione "Pooh Bear" Pouha is on the field, no Offensive Lineman, Running Backs or Quarterbacks are safe.

(Editor's note: Why, does he think they are all hunny?)

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Originally Posted by 124

All I know is this, Chad Pennington is not the man to lead this team to the promise land. If he does, then I'll get his name tattooed on my dick, until that time though, I wait to be corrected.

Originally Posted by Jetcane

Pennington is a long name- Coles might be a better fit for you.

(Editor's note: PWNED. Damn JC just smacked 124 into next week, didn't he though?)

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Originally Posted by jetophile

Snicker, smeck.

EDIT:

Totally off-topic, but some South Park movie is on and there was this musical number, 'Uncle F*cker' from a movie the South Park kids were watching called 'Asses of Fire'. Holy Cr*p (no pun intended), I shrieked like hell and almost peed the couch.

Originally Posted by Jetcane

Call Verde. She's running a special this week on cleaning couches.

(Editor's note: Ouch. Hope you got that mess cleaned up, V!)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Are you sure? Have you ever seen Max?

Instead of hot dogs, he just flat out eats dogs...

(Editor's note: Holy cow that is a funny picture of Max! You must have a great camera to keep getting these shots!)

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Originally Posted by Smizzy

Do you have a sybian?

Originally Posted by greengal

why? were you going to lend me yours?

(Editor's note: Umm, uhhh, gg - 1 : smizzy - 0)

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Topic: I love how the Pats give Welker D. Branch money

Originally Posted by BoomBoomMancini

That organization is going downhill..

They won't win 7 games this year..

(Editor's note: ...before November...)

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Originally Posted by 124

Jets | Jets to bring in veteran QB

Sun, 4 Mar 2007 11:38:01 -0800

Tom Rock, of Newsday, reports the New York Jets will probably bring in a veteran QB who can act as a mentor and push QB Kellen Clemens from the No. 3 spot. Unrestricted free-agent QB Johnny Unitas (Colts) is one possibility.

Jets | Jets to bring in veteran QB

Sun, 4 Mar 2007 11:38:01 -0800

Tom Rock, of Newsday, reports the New York Jets will probably bring in a veteran QB who can act as a mentor and push QB Kellen Clemens from the No. 3 spot. Unrestricted free-agent QB Joe Montana (49ers) is one possibility.

Jets | Jets to bring in veteran QB

Sun, 4 Mar 2007 11:38:01 -0800

Tom Rock, of Newsday, reports the New York Jets will probably bring in a veteran QB who can act as a mentor and push QB Kellen Clemens from the No. 3 spot. Unrestricted free-agent QB Terry Bradshaw (Steelers) is one possibility.

(Editor's note: Very nice 124 - good stuff!)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

his girlfriend organized it & my daughter kept him out last night after work so folks would show up before he got home. total surprise party. 32 kids were at our house before he arrived. they all parked the next street over so he wouldn't have a clue. It was a pretty awesome night to say the least and I had a great time chattin with all his friends.

I was amazed at how many stunning young girls attended. one cute little thing gave him a lap dance since she didn't have a present for him. holy smokes, it was , well not what I expected. Another girl stepped up after & tried to out do courtney. well, 7 girls tried to out do eachother to my sons benefit.

i wa stotally impressed with how they all knew how they were gettin home & who was driving. great, great kids & it was an absolute blast.

that is all good night

Originally Posted by Green DNA

Are any of these girls available for my next birthday party?

(Editor's note: Oh my.....)

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Originally Posted by SD Jets Fan

I have been lurking on this site for a long time. I am a vip member on ji but I wont be re-newing. I read the Wadsworth story over at ji yesterday. Yet when anyone brought up this site they deleted it. Lame then they locked the thread. I dont post much but I am glad I signed up here with a different name. I know I will be villified for this post. I don't care though. These interent wars are dumb. But I am tired of getting ripped off. I am paying for content and you have better content here for free. I am going to post some examples of what my 55 dollars is getting me. Lame yet again. I just think it is wrong that they post your content and dont credit the source. Sperm Edwards article is on ji as well and they wont mention where it came from. I am not re-newing because it is definitely not worth my money. The forums are loaded with offtopic stuff. All I want is jets news. I can get that elsewhere so I will let my account expire.

(Editor's note: Looks like someone finally decided to take the blue pill and wants to see how deep the rabit hole is...)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Another overpaid FA in week one... lets all be glad our FO doesnt listen to MadMikes logic... lol

Originally Posted by shutout

Which logic? This year's or last years? (see sig for those who haven't yet)

(Editor's note: I love the sig - always have, always will.)

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Originally Posted by Alk

My wife loved Jackass, does that help?

Originally Posted by jetheelz

Obviously, look who she married.

(Editor's note: Zing! That was almost too easy, wasn't it heelz?)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Ugh...

Brady would have this years crew, Stallworth, and Welker... not a HOF crew but an upgrade for sure...

now lets have fun with that qoute...

Patriots looking to sign an ex-Eagles receiver

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. - The Patriots may not be done just yet. They are talking with Dante Stallworth.

He was traded from the New Orleans Saints to the Philadelphia Eagles last season.

Stallworth could help at receiver, especially if Troy Brown retires. Tom Brady would love to see him stretch it out, as Stallworth is known for his tremendous thrust.

(Editor's note: Tommy would never, ever cheat on Troy Brown - come on now, I'm upset you'd even think he would...)

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Topic: We might be childish sometimes on JN but..

Originally Posted by timbok

A lot are childish here.

Originally Posted by Max

I know you are but what am I?

(Editor's note: Na na na naaaaaaaaaaa na - hey, come here a pull my finger...)

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Topic: Same 'ol Jets? Don't Make Me Laugh

Originally Posted by Max

By Sperm Edwards on the front page now!

http://www.jetnation.com/?p=864

Originally Posted by joewilly

I'm gonna wait & read it when it comes out on another site for 55$

expensive content has to be better than free stuff imo.

(Editor's note: That's exactly right - so you want to send me that check to keep reading POTW or is that being posted over there, too?)

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Topic: Word Association

Originally Posted by DHJF

hairy armpits

Originally Posted by L.I.MikeBleedsGreen

Buckwheat head lock

(Editor's note: )

[GreenBeans]

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Topic: Some scumbag hit and ran on us this morning

Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

around 6:30 this morning my wife and I were turning into Dunkin Donuts

Originally Posted by Can't Hackett

Dunkin Donuts and no cops in the parking lot?

(Editor's note: Wow, you really DO have back luck, SoFla - hope you and the Mrs. are okay.)

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Originally Posted by Ghost

I'll let her do that to me ALL NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Originally Posted by Alk

(Editor's note: Yes, this is the first ever nomination for a smiley being used as a post. We've had punctuation, now this. What is the world coming to?)

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Topic: Separated at Birth?

Originally Posted by Jetcane

(Editor's note: Good god, that's worse than the taco picture from last week. Anybody got a light bulb for Britney?)

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Originally Posted by Some Guy On A Bears Board

We dont reward the guys who perform! We run them out of town! Meanwhile turnoversaurus Rex will get handed the starting job again. They need to change their philosophy towards their players otherwise we are going to have another 21 years of futility.

(Editor's note: Hahahahahahahahahaha - Thanks for the Running Back, suckers!)

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Originally Posted by MasonJet

I know this is very important news to you all, but I've had my username changed to MasonJet from J-Mac81, figured it was about time to lose that moniker.

Originally Posted by joewilly

cool stuff..... I friggin hated j-mac81 as a poster. masonjet seems great though

(Editor's note: I like'd j-mac81 better than that MasonJet clown)

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Originally Posted by Blurredorunfocused

I have`nt been here long enough to announce my namechange

so I`ll bury it here on the quiet.

used to be Byrd#90 and it was what popped into my head

Originally Posted by joewilly

great news- I couldn't stand byrd#90 as a poster. blurredorunfocused has been nothing short of magnificent so far though

(Editor's note: I'll miss byrd#90 - mostly because I'll never be able to spell blurrred...whatever.)

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Topic: The worst place in America

Originally Posted by NJ

Amarillo, Texas has got to be the anus of this country.

(Editor's note: Not the anus itself, just the product delivered by it.)

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JN CUESTS - IMPORTANT!!

Originally Posted by Ghost

They think its going to bite.

Originally Posted by Lil Bit Special

They are all from JI... they think it will cost $$$ to sign up for great content like this...

(Editor's note: OR maybe they're just here to spy on you, Lil Bit.)

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Topic: The Morning After

Originally Posted by Smizzy

We fleeced the BEARS!

We got Thomas Jones for swapping 2nd rd picks. That is comical.

Originally Posted by Green DNA

I thought this thread was about sleeping over Max's house and waking up with a sore ass.

Anyway, it seems like a good trade. I'm not doing cartwheels over a 29 year old RB, but overall, there is not much to complain about.

(Editor's note: Wow, who knew that DNA was a catcher. You learn something new everyday around here.)

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Topic: Jetss could trade for second pick

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

anyway, calvin johnson would be a waste at this time imho. one of his main skills would be nullified by our qb's well publicized deficiencies. he'd be a great long term pickup but would be less of an immediate impact on the jets than he would for any team with a big armed qb.

(Editor's note: Why are we talking about Calvin's johnson? Is Hobbes jealous from all of this talk?)

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Originally Posted by TaborJet

Fellas, fellas....cool off.

You don't want me to go and wake up faba now, do you? You know how crabby he is when he's woken from his afternoon nap. He'll get the belt out!

(The Nomination: "POTW nom (sorry Beans-but there have been a lot of good ones this week)" - SoFlaJets)

(Editor's note: Threatening someone with faba getting out the belt is like saying the ice cream man is going to only give you chocolate ice cream. The man is a saint. ps - no problem, SoFla!)

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Originally Posted by rsherryjr

I wouldn't go to the south personally.

They still think the war is on and refuse to remove the rebel flag from certain gov't buildings. Might as well hang a **** symbol.

Plus they are dumb.

(Editor's note: You watch too much Andy Griffith and Dukes of Hazzard, my friend...)

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

anyway, calvin johnson would be a waste at this time imho. one of his main skills would be nullified by our qb's well publicized deficiencies. he'd be a great long term pickup but would be less of an immediate impact on the jets than he would for any team with a big armed qb.

Originally Posted by TaborJet

SJ,

If this is what you call at POTW, then I have my doubts about your movie reviewing ablilities.

(The Nomination: "POTW nomination" - SouthernJet)

(Editor's note: Calling out SJ on POTW noms is never a good idea - see below.)

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

anyway, calvin johnson would be a waste at this time imho. one of his main skills would be nullified by our qb's well publicized deficiencies. he'd be a great long term pickup but would be less of an immediate impact on the jets than he would for any team with a big armed qb.

Originally Posted by TaborJet

SJ,

If this is what you call at POTW, then I have my doubts about your movie reviewing ablilities.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

POTW nomination

(Editor's note: See, I told you.)

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Originally Posted by SouthernJet

this isnt Madden Video football..

forget the huge names, they will win via draft and a few signings/trades here and there,, its a no star team, tha twill sprinkle a few name shere and there,,

(The Nomination: "SJ just called it Madden Video Football...... POTW NOM GB is going to kick someones ass for all these noms this week..." - mangenious420)

(Editor's note: What, you never heard of video football? I just got this game called "Techmo" the other day and it's great! You ought to find a copy and play yourself, the graphics rock!)

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Topic: A fool and his money are soon parted....

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ey/6422215.stm

Originally Posted by greengal

i thought this was going to be another pacman jones thread.

(Editor's note: Hehehe - that's very, very clever gg!)

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Topic: See how much is the Net worth of some of your favorite websites

Originally Posted by shawn306

Jetnation $24,401

jetsinsider.com $7,315

As Max would say "I'm just sayin"

(Editor's note: PRICELESS.)

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Originally Posted by rsherryjr

CT is one of the most beautiful places in the country.

The clean lakes. The foothills to the berkshires, oh and greenwich ave.

Originally Posted by oktaren

must not travel much, huh?

(Editor's note: What do you mean, he just told you he's been to the Berkshires and Greenwich Avenue, what do you want from the guy?)

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Originally Posted by jetophile

You can't argue the beauty of New England. The Berkshires are stunning. Plus, Herman Melville's Homestead is there. A cool place. Can't tell you the awesome feeling of standing in the same room where 'Moby Dick' was penned. Pretty neat.

Originally Posted by oktaren

ive been there. nothing really sets it apart, nothing to get excited about, at least not when compared to other places in the country

Originally Posted by jetophile

Next thing you'll be telling me is that New York City isn't the greatest city on the face of the planet. Get a load.

I'm looking into planning a wine tour in Oregon and hoofing it solo. A friend of mine used to live there. Pristine.

(Editor's note: Potato Po-taaaaah-to, tow-mater, to-maaaah-to)

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Topic: Trent Green being set free?

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

I thought Herm had said he would start in 2007?

Originally Posted by Gainzo

Typical Herm. A day late and a dollar short.

Huard should have remained the QB after Green came back from his injury last year.

(Editor's note: "So what if I grew up poor, there were still chickens to chase and corners to sweep. My dad used to tell me...." )

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Topic: Trent Green being set free?

Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

(Editor's note: At least the tires missed him...)

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Topic: Trent Green being set free?

Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

Originally Posted by Gainzo

"It doesn't matter if you are at the back of the bus or the front of the bus as long as you are on the bus"....................or in Trent's case under it!

(Editor's note: "...and I have the letter to prove it...")

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And this week's winner:

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Maybe SJ will comment:

Holy cow Greenie, I nearly pissed AND crapped in my pants when I saw this. That's classic stuff right there, folks. SouthernJet looks so comfy, too, doesn't he? SJ - I hope you enjoyed this picture as much as I did. Great job by GM - we offer him congratulations on his win and he gets to wear his own badge of honor this week:

The Assist of the Week goes to joe-freakin'-willy. Dude, you are either Artie Lange in real life or you need to go into stand-up - you're too frickin' funny! Great posts and comments all week long from joe-joe. Honorable mention goes to JC - he was en fuego all week as well. Nice work, JC.

That's all I've got for you guys this week, I hope you enjoyed all of these posts as much as I did. Now everybody say this all together for me - ready? 1......2.......3.....

GO HEELS!

ACC Tourney time on Tobacco Road - ahhh, the okay life - it's certainly not as good as a day on Greenwich Ave, but almost.

Y'all be cool -

gb

[TaborJet]

Last time I got one of these awards, TomShane was running it.

[JetCane]

Third place?!

I'll take it!

Awesome job again, Beans.

[johnny green balls]

Last time I got one of these awards, TomShane was running it.

maybe you should try giving beans a bj as well.

[ECURB]

Third place?!

I'll take it!

Awesome job again, Beans.

Wow good job Beans.... we really loaded you up with them this week! lol

How do you know you got third? I think I got runner up... but the thread is so long my brain just went dead.... lol

[JetCane]

How do you know you got third? I think I got runner up... but the thread is so long my brain just went dead.... lol

The Assist of the Week goes to joe-freakin'-willy. Dude, you are either Artie Lange in real life or you need to go into stand-up - you're too frickin' funny! Great posts and comments all week long from joe-joe. Honorable mention goes to JC - he was en fuego all week as well. Nice work, JC.

I thought jw got second, and I was runner-runner-up, or runner-up-up.

But that's okay, ecurb, you can resize the bronze medal and wear it this week if you want.

[SoFlaJets]

as to my luck Beans? You kiddin me I'm the luckiest guy in Lake Worth Florida-It's all good everybody's alright-GREAT job once again Beans

[ECURB]

I thought jw got second, and I was runner-runner-up, or runner-up-up.

But that's okay, ecurb, you can resize the bronze medal and wear it this week if you want.

Looks like Panzer is the runner up... lol I was the back end of the joke...

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Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by - uhhh - we need a new sponsor!

Topic: Last to post in this thread wins

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Also when I work the register I have firefox running on that PC too... so I could be ringing up a customer and talking JETS at the sametime... its a dream come true!

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

So while most people dream of winning the lottery, shagging supermodels, killing their bosses, hitting a grand slam in the world series for their team, or things like that, you're just happy with being on JN while at work?

Guess those "Idiot's guide to brainwashing" books really did work for Max.

(Editor's note: Why would anyone want all of that stuff, PDM, when Master Max offers us all so much. You must come to one of his talks, they are amazing.)

[JetCane]

Looks like Panzer is the runner up... lol I was the back end of the joke...

You're right. I was runner up for the assist of the week.

I'll take the silver in that event.

Tough competition this week!

[SoFlaJets]

You're right. I was runner up for the assist of the week.

I'll take the silver in that event.

Tough competition this week!

yea there were a lot of posts (I think) and a LOT of funny posts this week-when something I read makes me laugh out loud for real I usually give it a POTW nom-it's a good policy in my opinion

[SouthernJet]

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GO HEELS!

ACC Tourney time on Tobacco Road - ahhh, the okay life - it's certainly not as good as a day on Greenwich Ave, but almost.

Y'all be cool -

gb

POTW nomination for Beans,, on his as usual 'friendly' sarcsam

[johnny green balls]

hey, guys, can you take the discussion to another thread so we can use this is a forum to praise beans and lobby for next week's potw?

great job beans, GO HEELS.

[SouthernJet]

Odd isnt it? Johnny may have won for his Raising Kids posts but gets beat out by a picture of the old man,,

irony

[GM]

Odd isnt it? Johnny may have won for his Raising Kids posts but gets beat out by a picture of the old man,,

irony

Your old man getting molested by Marcos lady.

I WIN!!!! WOOOO HOOOO!

[GreenBeans]

Last time I got one of these awards, TomShane was running it.

Hey, at least you've got your health.

maybe you should try giving beans a bj as well.

My wife may get very, very angry if you try that - you've been warned.

as to my luck Beans? You kiddin me I'm the luckiest guy in Lake Worth Florida-It's all good everybody's alright-GREAT job once again Beans

Glad to hear you guys are okay.

POTW nomination for Beans,, on his as usual 'friendly' sarcsam

hey, guys, can you take the discussion to another thread so we can use this is a forum to praise beans and lobby for next week's potw?

great job beans, GO HEELS.

Go Heels!

Odd isnt it? Johnny may have won for his Raising Kids posts but gets beat out by a picture of the old man,,

irony

And the former teacher in me wanted that post to win in the worst way, believe me. How was the backrub, by the way?

[TaborJet]

maybe you should try giving beans a bj as well.

And you were in the running for funniest poster because?

[johnny green balls]

And you were in the running for funniest poster because?

love the negative rep you gave me for this comment, lighten up this site was built on gay jokes!

[BP]

Great job Beans!

[TaborJet]

love the negative rep you gave me for this comment, lighten up this site was built on gay jokes!

Surprising that it was your first.

[johnny green balls]

Surprising that it was your first.

it wasn't the first, just the first that was undeserved

[joewilly]

hey, guys, can you take the discussion to another thread so we can use this is a forum to praise beans and lobby for next week's potw?

great job beans, GO HEELS.

:)

we've been found out. awesome job beans & thanks for the assist. It seems everyone is quick to pull the potw trigger these days, hope it doesn't wear you out.

gosh I think the tarheelz are swell.

(did that sound sincere to you johhny? )

[johnny green balls]

:)

we've been found out. awesome job beans & thanks for the assist. It seems everyone is quick to pull the potw trigger these days, hope it doesn't wear you out.

gosh I think the tarheelz are swell.

(did that sound sincere to you johhny? )

not a bad attempt, add something about you hope hansborough recovers enough to play in the acc tourney to get some brownie points!

[Panzer Division Marduk]

Last time I got one of these awards, TomShane was running it.

Look on the bright side. After all, when he was running it, you kept the title for 3 months.

[GreenBeans]

Great job Beans!

BP - you're the man. Thanks for the kind words.

Look on the bright side. After all, when he was running it, you kept the title for 3 months.

Three months! Tabor never can win again!

[Smizzy]

Last time I got one of these awards, TomShane was running it.

Me too.

I guess it's not how good or funny you are...it's who you blow.

[SoFlaJets]

Me too.

I guess it's not how good or funny you are...it's who you blow.

"it ain't who ya know, it's who ya blow"

now wait a minute Smizzy what exactly are you saying? Did Shane pick the POTW's before his banishment?

[Smizzy]

now wait a minute Smizzy what exactly are you saying?

I refuse to blow Greenbeans

[SoFlaJets]

I refuse to blow Greenbeans

I don't think it takes that much I had to whine for a few weeks to him about how he hates me and being the good guy he is,he must have felt bad for me and gave me a POTW win a couple back

[Smizzy]

I don't think it takes that much I had to whine for a few weeks to him about how he hates me and being the good guy he is,he must have felt bad for me and gave me a POTW win a couple back

GreenBeans is doing a great job with POTW. Im just busting his balls.

[Maxman]

"it ain't who ya know, it's who ya blow"

now wait a minute Smizzy what exactly are you saying? Did Shane pick the POTW's before his banishment?

POTW was actually one of Tom's original ideas. We used to bust his balls because it was called Post Of The Day and got updated once every two weeks. We renamed it to POTW and no it's like clockwork thanks to Beans.

[GreenBeans]

I refuse to blow Greenbeans

Sure, after the fact you can say that all you want. You'll be back.

GreenBeans is doing a great job with POTW. Im just busting his balls.

Thanks Smiz.

POTW was actually one of Tom's original ideas. We used to bust his balls because it was called Post Of The Day and got updated once every two weeks. We renamed it to POTW and no it's like clockwork thanks to Beans.

Thank you, bossman, for letting me have my fun. I'm just glad it's not Post of the Day - that would be near impossible.