GM Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 March 7, 2007 -- ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six. Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 March 7, 2007 -- ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six. Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges. if this is true, OJ is one major league ahole to make this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 March 7, 2007 -- ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six. Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges. slow sperm, fast knife. terrible combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I don't think they're probably going to need the DNA test to figure out if this baby is OJ's or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 if this is true, OJ is one major league ahole to make this joke. OJ is already hated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 OJ is already hated. true but rubbing a father's face in his son's murder is the cherry ontop of this turd sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Hush little baby don't you cry or daddy gonna stab you in the eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Hush little baby don't you cry or daddy gonna stab you in the eye NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG !!!! Funny, but wrong none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 if this is true, OJ is one major league ahole to make this joke. In other news flashes: Water is wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 In other news flashes: Water is wet. murders *can* be the product of a jealous rage and clouded judgment (still inexcusable and warrants the death penalty imho), to make this comment 10 years later means he probably coldly and calculatingly planned the murders. he got away with murder, everyone knows it. why doesn't he just move to indonesia and leave us alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Everyone give OJ a break. Its not like he killed someone. oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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