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I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one

Slats Wollensak - 1 hour, 4 minutes, 28 seconds. He was laughing through most of it - so the head pressure was variable but the stream never stopped.

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I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one

Austin Powers had a longer piss, I think.

My longest ever was probably the time I took beer into the movie theater while watching "Analyze This."

About midway through the film I had to piss bad, but did not want to miss anything.

When the movie ended I headed to the bathroom, but I wasn't walking too good.

I had to have been pissing for more than a minute. I told the other people in my party that I was going to go to the bathroom. When I exited the bathroom they were nowhere in sight. They had left the movie theater, thinking that they had somehow missed me leaving the bathroom. I was pissing so long it was ridiculous.

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It had to be Cool Hand Luke, after spending a night in the box.

Any man forgets his number spends the night in the box. These here spoons, you keep with ya. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playin' grab-ass or fightin' in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box. First bell is at five minutes of eight...Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends a night in the box. There's no smokin' in the prone position in bed. If you smoke, you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position in bed spends the night in the box. You'll get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top and the top sheet on the bottom. The bottom sheet you turn into the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one will sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin' on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud-talkin' spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me...Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box.

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Q: Just curious who has record for the longest Piss

A: GOB. December 2006 - March 2007. From the sounds of it the moaning is over, so I think the pissing is just about done as well.

Sorry GOB, couldn't resist! :comb:

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I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one

Now we know what Dook fans do with their time after the team gets bumped from the acc tourney in the first game.

Keep up the good work afo, I am sure you will have more stuff to research in the next week.

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Q: Just curious who has record for the longest Piss

A: GOB. December 2006 - March 2007. From the sounds of it the moaning is over, so I think the pissing is just about done as well.

Sorry GOB, couldn't resist! :comb:

:bwahaharoll: I think I must have been the first one to get this. POTW NOM!!

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Now we know what Dook fans do with their time after the team gets bumped from the acc tourney in the first game.

Keep up the good work afo, I am sure you will have more stuff to research in the next week.

Heh i predicted a 1st rd loss by duke, not their year

I do not believe Holes will win it either.

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