afosomf Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one Slats Wollensak - 1 hour, 4 minutes, 28 seconds. He was laughing through most of it - so the head pressure was variable but the stream never stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 11, 2007 Author Share Posted March 11, 2007 Slats Wollensak - 1 hour, 4 minutes, 28 seconds. He was laughing through most of it - so the head pressure was variable but the stream never stopped. Christ and i thought i had a winner!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one Austin Powers had a longer piss, I think. My longest ever was probably the time I took beer into the movie theater while watching "Analyze This." About midway through the film I had to piss bad, but did not want to miss anything. When the movie ended I headed to the bathroom, but I wasn't walking too good. I had to have been pissing for more than a minute. I told the other people in my party that I was going to go to the bathroom. When I exited the bathroom they were nowhere in sight. They had left the movie theater, thinking that they had somehow missed me leaving the bathroom. I was pissing so long it was ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one some 80 year old guy with prostate problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 It had to be Cool Hand Luke, after spending a night in the box. Any man forgets his number spends the night in the box. These here spoons, you keep with ya. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playin' grab-ass or fightin' in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playin' grab-ass or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box. First bell is at five minutes of eight...Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends a night in the box. There's no smokin' in the prone position in bed. If you smoke, you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smokin' in the prone position in bed spends the night in the box. You'll get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top and the top sheet on the bottom. The bottom sheet you turn into the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one will sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sittin' on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud-talkin' spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me...Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Damn what did you drink hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Damn what did you drink hahahah What we have here is a failure to communicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 What we have here is a failure to communicate. HAHAHA I heard that before, but I just can't remember where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 HAHAHA I heard that before, but I just can't remember where. I'll give you a clue: Anyone who doesnt remember what movie it is from spends a night in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds Nerds in Paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Q: Just curious who has record for the longest Piss A: GOB. December 2006 - March 2007. From the sounds of it the moaning is over, so I think the pissing is just about done as well. Sorry GOB, couldn't resist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one it's easier to go when your pinkie isn't in your urethra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I just went 60 seconds, not sure that is a record or not, i know Frank Drebin had a long one Now we know what Dook fans do with their time after the team gets bumped from the acc tourney in the first game. Keep up the good work afo, I am sure you will have more stuff to research in the next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Q: Just curious who has record for the longest Piss A: GOB. December 2006 - March 2007. From the sounds of it the moaning is over, so I think the pissing is just about done as well. Sorry GOB, couldn't resist! I think I must have been the first one to get this. POTW NOM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphklecko73 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 The movie was Cool hand Luke 1967.. He ate 50 hard boiled eggs.... Line is also from Gun and Roses Civil War song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 Now we know what Dook fans do with their time after the team gets bumped from the acc tourney in the first game. Keep up the good work afo, I am sure you will have more stuff to research in the next week. Heh i predicted a 1st rd loss by duke, not their year I do not believe Holes will win it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Heh i predicted a 1st rd loss by duke, not their year I do not believe Holes will win it either. i think puke will win round 1. coach splinter knows how to squeeze whatever marginal talent the team has this year. i predict wojo will be giving a lot of man-ssages in the locker room this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I think I must have been the first one to get this. POTW NOM!! Thanks! Humor that you have to think about -- it's what I am all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 the current recordholder is Onterrio Smith, RB, Minnesota Vikings. although Guiness is looking into allegations of cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 JGB, I know coach K is a rat but don't compare him to Master Splinter. There has to be a rat out there that is far less intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.