Smizzy Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Woman calls 911 over cheeseburger Transcript -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you? Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.* Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at. Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now. Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ." Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente. Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard? Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you? Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . . Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Woman: What am I supposed to do? Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there. Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]? Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you. Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . . Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it. Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me. Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger? Woman: No . . . Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do. Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving. Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home. Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger. Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home. Woman: Okay. Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye. Woman: No.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1375624/posts Audio link http://burgerking911.ytmnd.com/ Snopes link quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Claim: * Woman calls police because a fast food outlet won't make a cheeseburger the way she wants it. Status: * Undetermined. Example: * [Collected on the Internet, 2005] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 They should shoot this women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 They should shoot this women. Hope that woman was not one of JetNation's resident floozies. Yo, Bren, gg, Cubed, vg please verify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 Hope that woman was not one of JetNation's resident floozies. Yo, Bren, gg, Cubed, vg please verify. You're all class Tx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFreak89 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 You can hear the audio here http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=136018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 They should shoot this women. my exact sentiments Smiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 They should shoot this women. Waste of a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hope that woman was not one of JetNation's resident floozies. Yo, Bren, gg, Cubed, vg please verify. I live in New Hope, Pennsylvania, Einstein! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I live in New Hope, Pennsylvania, Einstein! Don't tell him that! His stalking of you is almost complete! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Don't tell him that! His stalking of you is almost complete! Shadow, that would require him knowing how to read a map! I think I'm safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Shadow, that would require him knowing how to read a map! I think I'm safe. Touche' darlin... touche' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Shadow, that would require him knowing how to read a map! I think I'm safe. What the hell was that vg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 What the hell was that vg? dont get your panties in a wad, Tx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 What the hell was that vg? Ummmmmmmmmm..does "one of JN's resident floozies" ring a bell? And don't wag your cyber finger at me or I'll break it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 That's a classic example of some of the calls 911 lines get. That's probably the best one I've heard yet. Nice Post Smizz. People are farging idiots, period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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