SoFlaJets Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 The Associated Press | Wednesday, Mar 14 2007 7:22 AM Last Updated: Wednesday, Mar 14 2007 7:22 AM BILLINGS, Mont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 The Associated Press | Wednesday, Mar 14 2007 7:22 AM Last Updated: Wednesday, Mar 14 2007 7:22 AM BILLINGS, Mont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I had this same problem... why does nobody just beleive us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Maybe he was giving the unicorn a horn job at the time, thereby distracting the unicorn and causing the crash. Makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Maybe he was giving the unicorn a horn job at the time, thereby distracting the unicorn and causing the crash. Makes sense. Maybe he is just lining up his "but im crazy" defense... thats my best guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Maybe he is just lining up his "but im crazy" defense... thats my best guess... I'll drink to that !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'll drink to that !! Just don't let the unicorn drive you home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Just don't let the unicorn drive you home. Yup, that's why the poor bastard truck driver got into all this trouble in the 1st place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Yup, that's why the poor bastard truck driver got into all this trouble in the 1st place. Yea...probably also the reason I made that joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerOnTHC Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 When I first saw the title of this thread I thought he meant a unicorn jumped in front of his car while he was driving and made him crash. Montana's pronghorns probably look like unicorns if you're drunk enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 If he had at least said Bigfoot was driving, it might have been a little more believable. Everyone knows Bigfoot can't drive a stick shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 When I first saw the title of this thread I thought he meant a unicorn jumped in front of his car while he was driving and made him crash. Montana's pronghorns probably look like unicorns if you're drunk enough. That's what I thought too. A few of us drove to Detroit for the last Saturday game in the old Tiger Stadium. Jeff drove Friday night, we crashed a few hours in Cleaveland and then I drove straight to Detroit. I had a game Sunday morning, so I drove straight back through to PA and got sleepy so we let another kid drive. I fell asleep in back for maybe an hour. I awoke to a huge commotion. The car is swerving and Jeff is telling the kid "Take your foot off the gas and slowly pull the right side." The kid says "I have to watch out for these bears. Hey! There's another one!" Kid thought he saw bears running across the road and was swerving to miss them. No drinks and he'd been sleeping in the back for hours before he took the wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 If he had at least said Bigfoot was driving, it might have been a little more believable. Everyone knows Bigfoot can't drive a stick shift. Tell me about it. My clutch is fecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 college binge drinkers have nothin on this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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