SouthernJet Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 What food or food combos have in the past, or always effect your internals to the point of prolonged gastric distress or immediate expulsion actions? I will start: BoJangles Fried Chicken and Dirty Rice. Its like clockwork. 2 hours later its time to do the 100 yard dash to the hopper. Apples also have a nasty cramping effect also. If I having fruit I bring a book of matches with me in case I find myself on someone elses home court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Pineapple chicken with steamed broccoli and fried rice. I suggest that everybody avoids this combination at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Pineapple chicken with steamed broccoli and fried rice. I suggest that everybody avoids this combination at all costs. Man,,, Fruit, cabbage family, and a starch to keep the nasty odor pliable enough to waft in air for awhile.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Cornbeef and cabbage.....An Irish roto-rooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Man,,, Fruit, cabbage family, and a starch to keep the nasty odor pliable enough to waft in air for awhile.. it is good to be back i missed this threads... NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 it is good to be back i missed this threads... NOT! OK, candy corn girl,, that must make for some colorful action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 skipping the obvious food that everyone knows i have issues with, i ate an entire bag of those "fat free" olestra chips once. i was peeing out my butthole for a day afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 OK, candy corn girl,, that must make for some colorful action. not going there mister... anywaay... i have been off the cc since before halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 not going there mister... anywaay... i have been off the cc since before halloween. so whats up next for the GG intestinal tract? Easter time..marshmallow chicks? chocolate eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Pretty much anything of the White Castle menu will make ya piss out of your @ss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I've been back from India for less than a week, so at this point anything I eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I came home and found a chocolate pie sitting in the refrigerator one night. I proceeded to sit down and eat three slices of it not realizing it was "sugar free" with splenda. I went to bed happy and woke up at like 3 in the morning almost positive that I was going to die. I didn't have a clue what was going on until my wife told me the next morning that it had splenda in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harris5214 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I`m positive nothing i eat upsets my stomach no matter what or how much i eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Chuck E Cheeses pizza. Its like Exlax to me. That stuff is evil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 There was a place near Boston that had a middle eastern ''deli'' called ''Shwarma''..after I would eat one of those damn wraps at that place,I would explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I find myself on someone elses home court. I never, ever drop the kids off in a friends pool. I will politely remove myself from the abode, and find the closest McD's, BK, or IHOP I also never allow anyone to unload on my unsuspecting home. It;s just not kosher in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Chuck E Cheeses pizza. Its like Exlax to me. That stuff is evil! Problem isn't the pizza, but the 4 foot and under germ carriers running amok. Any time I've taken my son there, I get a dose of something-cold, intestinal discomfort, sore throat. It's like a petri dish of germs. They should sell Imodium, antibiotics and throat cultures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i almost died in durham nc, on a golf course had a beer at the turn then some ice cream about 15 minutes later like vinegar and baking soda, i believe i used up a life that day and that ditch will never be the same;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Problem isn't the pizza, but the 4 foot and under germ carriers running amok. Any time I've taken my son there, I get a dose of something-cold, intestinal discomfort, sore throat. It's like a petri dish of germs. They should sell Imodium, antibiotics and throat cultures. LMAO!! Okay kid here's your tokens but we can't let you in until Chuck E Cheese injects you with this here purple stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I also never allow anyone to unload on my unsuspecting home. It;s just not kosher in my book My brother in law seems to take a dump every time he comes to my house and I'd like to ring his effin neck. I could swear that he holds it in when he knows he is coming to my house. Since he likes my bowl so much, I 'd love to give him a swirlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 I never, ever drop the kids off in a friends pool. I will politely remove myself from the abode, and find the closest McD's, BK, or IHOP I also never allow anyone to unload on my unsuspecting home. It;s just not kosher in my book Like the classic Seinfeld where George has to take a dump at a girls house just before sex. To make it worse, the hopper is behind a curtain in middle of studio apartment. Jerry says 'why didnt you leave', ,George: Its not healthy to wait' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i drank 10 pints of guiness one night and went home with a girl-- the next morning i left a foul sludge in her hopper and, of course, the freaking thing clogged. so i was frantically trying to unclog it ala "dumb and dumber" when suddenly i realized, what do i care? i just met this chick last night and i'm never gonna see her again. so i snuck out when she was still asleep but i wish i coulda seen her face when she found out her toilet was overflowing with beef gravy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i drank 10 pints of guiness one night and went home with a girl-- the next morning i left a foul sludge in her hopper and, of course, the freaking thing clogged. so i was frantically trying to unclog it ala "dumb and dumber" when suddenly i realized, what do i care? i just met this chick last night and i'm never gonna see her again. so i snuck out when she was still asleep but i wish i coulda seen her face when she found out her toilet was overflowing with beef gravy!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dark beer has that effect on your next day bowel movement johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i was frantically trying to unclog it ala "dumb and dumber" when suddenly i realized, what do i care? i just met this chick last night and i'm never gonna see her again. so i snuck out when she was still asleep but i wish i coulda seen her face when she found out her toilet was overflowing with beef gravy!! "What are you doing in there Harry?" "Uh, I was just...shaving!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Pretty much anything of the White Castle menu will make ya piss out of your @ss. Yeah but they are so friggin good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I guess i'm one of the lucky ones. nothing upsets my stomach it seems. i've never had heartburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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