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The 'Food Combos that send your arse into a Four Alarmer' Thread


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What food or food combos have in the past, or always effect your internals to the point of prolonged gastric distress or immediate expulsion actions?

I will start:

BoJangles Fried Chicken and Dirty Rice. Its like clockwork. 2 hours later its time to do the 100 yard dash to the hopper.

Apples also have a nasty cramping effect also. If I having fruit I bring a book of matches with me in case I find myself on someone elses home court.

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Pineapple chicken with steamed broccoli and fried rice. I suggest that everybody avoids this combination at all costs.

Man,,,

Fruit, cabbage family, and a starch to keep the nasty odor pliable enough to waft in air for awhile..

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I came home and found a chocolate pie sitting in the refrigerator one night. I proceeded to sit down and eat three slices of it not realizing it was "sugar free" with splenda. I went to bed happy and woke up at like 3 in the morning almost positive that I was going to die. I didn't have a clue what was going on until my wife told me the next morning that it had splenda in it.

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I find myself on someone elses home court.

I never, ever drop the kids off in a friends pool. I will politely remove myself from the abode, and find the closest McD's, BK, or IHOP

I also never allow anyone to unload on my unsuspecting home. It;s just not kosher in my book

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Chuck E Cheeses pizza. Its like Exlax to me. That stuff is evil!

Problem isn't the pizza, but the 4 foot and under germ carriers running amok. Any time I've taken my son there, I get a dose of something-cold, intestinal discomfort, sore throat. It's like a petri dish of germs. They should sell Imodium, antibiotics and throat cultures.

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Problem isn't the pizza, but the 4 foot and under germ carriers running amok. Any time I've taken my son there, I get a dose of something-cold, intestinal discomfort, sore throat. It's like a petri dish of germs. They should sell Imodium, antibiotics and throat cultures.

LMAO!! Okay kid here's your tokens but we can't let you in until Chuck E Cheese injects you with this here purple stuff.

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I also never allow anyone to unload on my unsuspecting home. It;s just not kosher in my book

My brother in law seems to take a dump every time he comes to my house and I'd like to ring his effin neck. I could swear that he holds it in when he knows he is coming to my house. Since he likes my bowl so much, I 'd love to give him a swirlie.

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I never, ever drop the kids off in a friends pool. I will politely remove myself from the abode, and find the closest McD's, BK, or IHOP

I also never allow anyone to unload on my unsuspecting home. It;s just not kosher in my book

Like the classic Seinfeld where George has to take a dump at a girls house just before sex. To make it worse, the hopper is behind a curtain in middle of studio apartment.

Jerry says 'why didnt you leave', ,George: Its not healthy to wait'

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i drank 10 pints of guiness one night and went home with a girl-- the next morning i left a foul sludge in her hopper and, of course, the freaking thing clogged. so i was frantically trying to unclog it ala "dumb and dumber" when suddenly i realized, what do i care? i just met this chick last night and i'm never gonna see her again. so i snuck out when she was still asleep but i wish i coulda seen her face when she found out her toilet was overflowing with beef gravy!!

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i drank 10 pints of guiness one night and went home with a girl-- the next morning i left a foul sludge in her hopper and, of course, the freaking thing clogged. so i was frantically trying to unclog it ala "dumb and dumber" when suddenly i realized, what do i care? i just met this chick last night and i'm never gonna see her again. so i snuck out when she was still asleep but i wish i coulda seen her face when she found out her toilet was overflowing with beef gravy!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rl:

Dark beer has that effect on your next day bowel movement johnny!

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i was frantically trying to unclog it ala "dumb and dumber" when suddenly i realized, what do i care? i just met this chick last night and i'm never gonna see her again. so i snuck out when she was still asleep but i wish i coulda seen her face when she found out her toilet was overflowing with beef gravy!!

"What are you doing in there Harry?"

"Uh, I was just...shaving!!"

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