Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinMawae'sEyebrows Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Damn it !!! When are we ever going to find out how many midgets it takes to kill a lion ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 On the brightside, the lion is now the league leader in kills for the Midget Fighting League (MFL). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 There are now 28 roster spots open in the MFL. I hear they are having tryouts next week. Update: only 27 spots left, Troy Brown just inked a one year deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Holy crap I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I am moving this to the Jets forum. This thing needs more exposure. Anything I can do to help out the midgets I will do. The midgets must have their day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 See? The Lions can beat a bunch of midgets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadringer Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 must be a popular article...when i tried to read it the site had exceeded its allocated bandwith or something...but the title gives away the jist, and i think the midgets threw the fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSpackler Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Thank God I picked that Lion on waivers, my fantasy MFL was down in the dumps. Now I'm in first. Good job Moofasa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 When I saw th post, I thought it was a scrimmage between the NYG and Detroit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Damn I wish I had copied the article earlier. I thought Panzer made it up himself. But here is the guys latest post: 05-07-05 (original post) The article you're more than likely expecting to read can be found here. If you haven't already guessed, the article is fake. It was created to 'settle' a dispute betwen a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion. Many of my other friends and I tried to convince him that the lion would definitely win, but he would not back down from his argument, so I made this fake news article to try and convince him for the final time. The link to where the article was posted was not intended to spread outside of the initial group of guys in the argument, but as I was alerted it had been posted on www.collegehumor.com, it has spread far beyond that. The argument was in fact settled once he read and believed the article, but to his credit it was not posted on a GeoCities account with an obviously non-legit link and the GeoCities ads on the right ->. He eventually discovered it was a fake article and admitted he had been fooled.... bigtime. In order to avoid any legal consequences from the BBC itself or physical consequences from the Cambodian Midget Fighting League (if it exists), I have created this page explaining the article's invalidity. I apologize to anyone or any groups that may have been offended by the article, and hope that they will understand it was all in good fun. If you took the time to read the article (or even if you didn't), please email me (lionvs40midgets@yahoo.com) what you think the outcome between a fight between 40 midgets and 1 lion would be. Here are the terms of the fight: Fight takes place between 1 male African lion and 40 midgets The midgets are unarmed (no guns, baseball bats, tasers, etc.) The fight takes place in a closed arena (a racquetball court for example) Fight is over when either a) the lion is dead, or all 40 midgets are dead That's pretty much it. Simply email me who you think the victor would be, and if you'd like, provide an explanation why. I'll probably post the results here once (if) I recieve more than 25 responses. Once again, sorry for the confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Here is the original article: Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.