Smizzy Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Anna Nicole Smith Or Britany Spears? Serious question.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Anna Nicole Smith Or Britany Spears? Serious question.... I'll say Anna Nicole just because she never seems to be around when her daughter needs her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I'll say Anna Nicole just because she never seems to be around when her daughter needs her :Nuts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I'll say Anna Nicole just because she never seems to be around when her daughter needs her Good call. Plus, both of Britney's kids are still alive. That's kinda "Job One" for us parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Anna Nicole Smith Or Britany Spears? Serious question.... Britney Spears definitely is worse. Driving around with the kid on her lap, nearly dropping her kid in public, running around boozing it up pantyless... nasty. Anna Nicole, as f'd up as she was, had a good relationship with her son, you could see that. Yeah, he's dead too though! BUT, no one beats out Mommy Dearest. No Wire Hangers. I had nightmares for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 24, 2007 Author Share Posted March 24, 2007 Britney Spears definitely is worse. Driving around with the kid on her lap, nearly dropping her kid in public, running around boozing it up pantyless... nasty. Anna Nicole, as f'd up as she was, had a good relationship with her son, you could see that. Yeah, he's dead too though! Anna nicole did drugs with her son. He OD'd. She OD'd. She left a newborn behind and 45 possible fathers. She wins this hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Throw Michael Jackson into the mix, and Britney and Anna (posthumously) get mother of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 At least Anna Nicole had the good sense to leave. Her remaining child can only benefit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Britany Spears, because she never screwed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Anna Nichole takes it, on the strength of having methodone, that noted breakfast of champions, in her fridge. That and having the shocking ability to breed with a skellier guy than Kevin Federline, no matter who the father is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Anna nicole did drugs with her son. He OD'd. She OD'd. She left a newborn behind and 45 possible fathers. She wins this hands down. Make it 46 possible fathers. Tabor is throwing his hat in. We're looking to buy a new house, maybe we can get some cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Make it 46 possible fathers. Tabor is throwing his hat in. We're looking to buy a new house, maybe we can get some cash. POTW nom for the Mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 POTW nom for the Mrs. Thanks! This admission from Tabor is having some serious implications on the future of our marriage.... but, all depends on how much money he can get out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Thanks! This admission from Tabor is having some serious implications on the future of our marriage.... but, all depends on how much money he can get out of it. Look at it as an investment. Make a deposit and watch it compound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I don't know, but I have to throw my mother in the mix. When my parents got divorced she took custody of me for 1 year. I was 6 years old, barely ever went to school, was wandering around Roosevelt park in Edison most of the time, and never had much superviion at all. She then sold custody to my father so she could buy a new red Dodge Daytona. She moved to Fl and called me about once a year or so. When I filed my tax returns at age 21 I was expecting a nice refund from extra taxes I had taken from my paychecks, only to find I had a $3800 tax lien from social security due to illegitimate funds she received claiming she had custody of me when I was 18. They tried to get it from her without success so they took it from me instead. She never paid it back. My only recourse would have been to tak her to court, which I couldn't bring myself to do. The when I got married a few years ago she claimed she was too poor to fly up to the wedding. I offered to pay for her plane ticket, hotel, and even a dress she could wear. She stopped answering my calls until a week before the weeding, in which she said "oh well I guess it's too late now". I came back from my honeymoon and called her house, only to find out she was on a cross country trip in the new RV she bought. Then a couple years back she called me when the hurricane hit FL, claiming her house was estroyed and she had nowhere to go. I told her she could come up and stay with me and my wife if need be (including offering he plane tix and everything). She said she couldn't and needed 10k to get back on her feet. I told her there was no way I could give her 10k or any money for that matter since I had just bought a house. She was upset and hung up, which was the last I heard from her until about 6 months ago when my half sister called me accusing me of never calling my mother, and how they had no idea if I were dead or what. I asked her how she got my number, the same cell number I've had for 9 years, and she said she had it stored in her cell. I said "exactly" and hung up the phone. So somewhere my mother gets honorable mention in this, and my father on a sidenote should get the father of the century award for stepping up and taking custody of me on his own before my mother really could fuc& me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Sorry to hear that, boozer. At least you did the right thing and didn't just tell her to f*ck herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Fair enough, Boozer. Let's call her worse than Brit but better than ANS. You are, after all, still alive. On a serious note, that really sucks. At least your dad did right by you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I don't know, but I have to throw my mother in the mix. When my parents got divorced she took custody of me for 1 year. I was 6 years old, barely ever went to school, was wandering around Roosevelt park in Edison most of the time, and never had much superviion at all. She then sold custody to my father so she could buy a new red Dodge Daytona. She moved to Fl and called me about once a year or so. When I filed my tax returns at age 21 I was expecting a nice refund from extra taxes I had taken from my paychecks, only to find I had a $3800 tax lien from social security due to illegitimate funds she received claiming she had custody of me when I was 18. They tried to get it from her without success so they took it from me instead. She never paid it back. My only recourse would have been to tak her to court, which I couldn't bring myself to do. The when I got married a few years ago she claimed she was too poor to fly up to the wedding. I offered to pay for her plane ticket, hotel, and even a dress she could wear. She stopped answering my calls until a week before the weeding, in which she said "oh well I guess it's too late now". I came back from my honeymoon and called her house, only to find out she was on a cross country trip in the new RV she bought. Then a couple years back she called me when the hurricane hit FL, claiming her house was estroyed and she had nowhere to go. I told her she could come up and stay with me and my wife if need be (including offering he plane tix and everything). She said she couldn't and needed 10k to get back on her feet. I told her there was no way I could give her 10k or any money for that matter since I had just bought a house. She was upset and hung up, which was the last I heard from her until about 6 months ago when my half sister called me accusing me of never calling my mother, and how they had no idea if I were dead or what. I asked her how she got my number, the same cell number I've had for 9 years, and she said she had it stored in her cell. I said "exactly" and hung up the phone. So somewhere my mother gets honorable mention in this, and my father on a sidenote should get the father of the century award for stepping up and taking custody of me on his own before my mother really could fuc& me up. That is just so sad. I couldn't imagine that. Sorry Booz. God, I love my mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 boozer-- sorry to hear this and this makes a really good point. brit and anna nicole would get *no* passes if they weren't rich. they would just be another deadbeat parent who didn't give two ****s about their kids. boozer-- you handled this like a man-- you should hold your head high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Make it 46 possible fathers. Tabor is throwing his hat in. We're looking to buy a new house, maybe we can get some cash. Might be time to pick up a Z-Pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 my vote goes to this friggin :censored2: http://www.nj.com/cgi-bin/stats/redirect.cgi?r=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nj.com%2Fjjournal%2Fstories%2Findex.ssf%3F%2Fbase%2Fxclude%2F117454479017960.xml%26coll%3D3&page=http://search.nj.com/sp?aff=1&keywords=mom+stab++9+year+old&rs=planetdiscover&re=click&rcrt=textlink&rcmp=search_blogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Anna Nicole because she screwed her son and had a kid with him, leading the son to freak the f##k out that his mom was having his son, and killing himself. Yeah that's right, Anna Nicole's baby's daddy is her dead son yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Anna Nicole because she screwed her son and had a kid with him, leading the son to freak the f##k out that his mom was having his son, and killing himself. Yeah that's right, Anna Nicole's baby's daddy is her dead son yo! At least, that's how it happens in the Tuna Can Studios production, A Waste of Great Jugs: The Anna Nicole Story, coming soon to the back room of a video store near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Anna Nicole because she is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Anna Nicole because she screwed her son and had a kid with him, leading the son to freak the f##k out that his mom was having his son, and killing himself. Yeah that's right, Anna Nicole's baby's daddy is her dead son yo! I heard Cartman's mom is the dad of Anna's baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Anna Nicole because she is dead. actually that's the only good thing she ever did for her brood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENSMACKS Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 britney is worse. anne marrys and bangs rich jewish lawyer and old rich men. britney dates talentless white rappers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Well, Anna had only a 50% success rate in actually keeping the kids alive. And assuming the stories how the baby was born with an addiction are true, that rate could drop to 0%. Britney may be madder than a goose on stilts, but her and the kids still live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 12, 2007 Author Share Posted October 12, 2007 Can we get a recount? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Can we get a recount? Why? Has Anna Nicole come back from the dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 12, 2007 Author Share Posted October 12, 2007 Why? Has Anna Nicole come back from the dead? Yes. Her and tupac have a reality show coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Yes. Her and tupac have a reality show coming out. Elvis is the host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Yes. Her and tupac have a reality show coming out. Great, 20 more threads from Jetrsule, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 12, 2007 Author Share Posted October 12, 2007 Elvis is the host. Princess Diana bailed out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Princess Diana bailed out? After her taking that crash course in media relations? Pity, she'd have been a smash hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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