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Worst Mother?


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Anna Nicole Smith

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Britany Spears?

Serious question....

Britney Spears definitely is worse. Driving around with the kid on her lap, nearly dropping her kid in public, running around boozing it up pantyless... nasty. Anna Nicole, as f'd up as she was, had a good relationship with her son, you could see that. Yeah, he's dead too though!

BUT, no one beats out Mommy Dearest. No Wire Hangers. I had nightmares for years.

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Britney Spears definitely is worse. Driving around with the kid on her lap, nearly dropping her kid in public, running around boozing it up pantyless... nasty. Anna Nicole, as f'd up as she was, had a good relationship with her son, you could see that. Yeah, he's dead too though!

Anna nicole did drugs with her son. He OD'd. She OD'd. She left a newborn behind and 45 possible fathers.

She wins this hands down.

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Anna Nichole takes it, on the strength of having methodone, that noted breakfast of champions, in her fridge. That and having the shocking ability to breed with a skellier guy than Kevin Federline, no matter who the father is.

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Thanks! This admission from Tabor is having some serious implications on the future of our marriage.... but, all depends on how much money he can get out of it. :animal0026:

Look at it as an investment. Make a deposit and watch it compound.

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I don't know, but I have to throw my mother in the mix. When my parents got divorced she took custody of me for 1 year. I was 6 years old, barely ever went to school, was wandering around Roosevelt park in Edison most of the time, and never had much superviion at all. She then sold custody to my father so she could buy a new red Dodge Daytona. She moved to Fl and called me about once a year or so. When I filed my tax returns at age 21 I was expecting a nice refund from extra taxes I had taken from my paychecks, only to find I had a $3800 tax lien from social security due to illegitimate funds she received claiming she had custody of me when I was 18. They tried to get it from her without success so they took it from me instead. She never paid it back. My only recourse would have been to tak her to court, which I couldn't bring myself to do. The when I got married a few years ago she claimed she was too poor to fly up to the wedding. I offered to pay for her plane ticket, hotel, and even a dress she could wear. She stopped answering my calls until a week before the weeding, in which she said "oh well I guess it's too late now". I came back from my honeymoon and called her house, only to find out she was on a cross country trip in the new RV she bought. Then a couple years back she called me when the hurricane hit FL, claiming her house was estroyed and she had nowhere to go. I told her she could come up and stay with me and my wife if need be (including offering he plane tix and everything). She said she couldn't and needed 10k to get back on her feet. I told her there was no way I could give her 10k or any money for that matter since I had just bought a house. She was upset and hung up, which was the last I heard from her until about 6 months ago when my half sister called me accusing me of never calling my mother, and how they had no idea if I were dead or what. I asked her how she got my number, the same cell number I've had for 9 years, and she said she had it stored in her cell. I said "exactly" and hung up the phone. So somewhere my mother gets honorable mention in this, and my father on a sidenote should get the father of the century award for stepping up and taking custody of me on his own before my mother really could fuc& me up.

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I don't know, but I have to throw my mother in the mix. When my parents got divorced she took custody of me for 1 year. I was 6 years old, barely ever went to school, was wandering around Roosevelt park in Edison most of the time, and never had much superviion at all. She then sold custody to my father so she could buy a new red Dodge Daytona. She moved to Fl and called me about once a year or so. When I filed my tax returns at age 21 I was expecting a nice refund from extra taxes I had taken from my paychecks, only to find I had a $3800 tax lien from social security due to illegitimate funds she received claiming she had custody of me when I was 18. They tried to get it from her without success so they took it from me instead. She never paid it back. My only recourse would have been to tak her to court, which I couldn't bring myself to do. The when I got married a few years ago she claimed she was too poor to fly up to the wedding. I offered to pay for her plane ticket, hotel, and even a dress she could wear. She stopped answering my calls until a week before the weeding, in which she said "oh well I guess it's too late now". I came back from my honeymoon and called her house, only to find out she was on a cross country trip in the new RV she bought. Then a couple years back she called me when the hurricane hit FL, claiming her house was estroyed and she had nowhere to go. I told her she could come up and stay with me and my wife if need be (including offering he plane tix and everything). She said she couldn't and needed 10k to get back on her feet. I told her there was no way I could give her 10k or any money for that matter since I had just bought a house. She was upset and hung up, which was the last I heard from her until about 6 months ago when my half sister called me accusing me of never calling my mother, and how they had no idea if I were dead or what. I asked her how she got my number, the same cell number I've had for 9 years, and she said she had it stored in her cell. I said "exactly" and hung up the phone. So somewhere my mother gets honorable mention in this, and my father on a sidenote should get the father of the century award for stepping up and taking custody of me on his own before my mother really could fuc& me up.

That is just so sad. I couldn't imagine that. Sorry Booz.

God, I love my mom.

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Anna Nicole because she screwed her son and had a kid with him, leading the son to freak the f##k out that his mom was having his son, and killing himself. Yeah that's right, Anna Nicole's baby's daddy is her dead son yo!

At least, that's how it happens in the Tuna Can Studios production, A Waste of Great Jugs: The Anna Nicole Story, coming soon to the back room of a video store near you.

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Anna Nicole because she screwed her son and had a kid with him, leading the son to freak the f##k out that his mom was having his son, and killing himself. Yeah that's right, Anna Nicole's baby's daddy is her dead son yo!

I heard Cartman's mom is the dad of Anna's baby.

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