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I have seen it all. a Tubgirl smiley. I will not be the first mod in JetNation history to delete a smiley.

Can't do it.

I am sorry dude, lol. I just couldn't help it, we started with these jokes and it just went south from there, I mean, sh@t does run downhill afterall!

Want me to voluntarily remove it?? Shoot me a pm, lol.

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Take a look at what the Country I was born in is planning to do.

Auckland has come up with a novel plan for getting rid of hundreds of thousands of tonnes of human waste - use it to fill one of its many extinct volcanos, then turn it into a regional park.

Local authority-owned Watercare Services announced this week that it had signed a $25 million, 30-year deal with Puketutu Island's owners to dump the 61 tonnes of biosolids - cleaned, treated and dried human waste - produced by its Mangere treatment plant each week.

The waste would be dumped on a side of the volcanic island that had been extensively quarried in the past 50 years. The island's original volcanic cone formation could also be rebuilt using the biosolids, subject to public opinion, spokesman Clive Nelson said.

The other side of the island was once home to former Dominion Breweries owner Sir Henry Kelliher - and New Zealand trotting great Cardigan Bay - but is now held by a charitable trust and used as a wedding reception lounge.

The new biosolids dump was expected to be commissioned in about 2011 and take 30 years to fill, at which time it would be rehabilitated and turned into a regional park.

Meanwhile, a coastal walk and car parks would be opened to the public within six months of the company getting resource consents, Mr Nelson said.

Auckland University vulcanologist Ian Smith said Aucklanders need not be concerned that they would be showered in "biosolids" in the event of an eruption.

Formed 30,000 years ago, Puketutu Island is one of about 50 volcanoes on the active Auckland volcanic field.

The next eruption from within that field was likely to form a new volcano, rather than come from an existing one, Dr Smith said.

"I think it is pretty safe."

Source: http://stuff.co.nz/4024360a4560.html

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Up sh!ts creek without a paddle...

My favorite part of this:

The Islamist Hamas movement, the leading partner in a newly formed Palestinian unity government, blamed the disaster on the suspension of direct foreign aid to the cabinet that was imposed a year ago when it formed a cabinet alone. Hamas is considered in the West to be a terrorist group. "Hamas thinks that the overflowing of the basin is one of the results of the suspension of international aid to our people, which is preventing the government from improving and developing infrastructure," it said in a statement.

Thats right... its all our fault... Maybe Celine Dion can send them some kayaks.

Get ready for the Don Imus Sewage Tsunami Telethon to save the

"towel headed terrorists" from their falafel-filled fecal matter

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Up sh!ts creek without a paddle...

My favorite part of this:

The Islamist Hamas movement, the leading partner in a newly formed Palestinian unity government, blamed the disaster on the suspension of direct foreign aid to the cabinet that was imposed a year ago when it formed a cabinet alone. Hamas is considered in the West to be a terrorist group. "Hamas thinks that the overflowing of the basin is one of the results of the suspension of international aid to our people, which is preventing the government from improving and developing infrastructure," it said in a statement.

Thats right... its all our fault... Maybe Celine Dion can send them some kayaks.

Get ready for the Don Imus Sewage Tsunami Telethon to save the

"towel headed terrorists" from their falafel-filled fecal matter

Yeah right? Like they would have used the money to fix the toilets. :rolleyes: What were doing with all the "international aid" before the "suspension"?

That was funny when Celine Dion was crying about the looters in New Orleans "let them touch those things!" :lol:

Friggin' moonbat.

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