drago Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 If it were socially acceptable. Would you throw your poo at people? Who specifically? I know I would eat a ton of chinese food, climb up a light pole and start launching feces at anybody and everybody that walked by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 If it were socially acceptable. Would you throw your poo at people? Who specifically? I know I would eat a ton of chinese food, climb up a light pole and start launching feces at anybody and everybody that walked by. Why not buy a crapapult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'm beginning to realize why you didn't score with that chick. Blame it on the c0ckblocker if you must but I'm thinking that she ran screaming from the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 If it were socially acceptable. Would you throw your poo at people? Who specifically? I know I would eat a ton of chinese food, climb up a light pole and start launching feces at anybody and everybody that walked by. Throwing my own poo at people is not socially acceptable? Damn this explains so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'm beginning to realize why you didn't score with that chick. Blame it on the c0ckblocker if you must but I'm thinking that she ran screaming from the house. She didn't run from the house cause of fece throwin. i was chasing her with an axe...i thought it was all in good fun. women, i have no idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShow Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 humm never really thought about that! LoL.. but heck I think Tom Brady would look very good in brown with little nibletts of corn in his hair.. so yeah, thats the only person I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 She didn't run from the house cause of fece throwin. i was chasing her with an axe...i thought it was all in good fun. women, i have no idea... Now why would you do that? You KNOW it didn't work in The Shining . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 My puppy took a dump ON MY WALL this morning! Don't know how it got up there, I really think she must have thrown it. But you really haven't lived until you're cleaning doggy diarrhea off your bedroom wall at 7:00 in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 My puppy took a dump ON MY WALL this morning! Don't know how it got up there, I really think she must have thrown it. But you really haven't lived until you're cleaning doggy diarrhea off your bedroom wall at 7:00 in the morning. That would be reason enough to grab a beer and call in sick. I have always thought having a monkey and a dog would be friggen sweet. you know the monkey would ride the dog like a poney (not like that you sick bastards). not to mention cleaning the poo in the backyard would be easy if you could teach your monkey some accuracy. All we need now are some names. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 My puppy took a dump ON MY WALL this morning! Don't know how it got up there, I really think she must have thrown it. But you really haven't lived until you're cleaning doggy diarrhea off your bedroom wall at 7:00 in the morning. Another person with pooch poop problems. You guys should set up some sort of self-help group. Or at least stop feeding your mutts crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxscott Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i would throw my own poo at a number of people: Nick Caner-Medley - for having two last names My old boss - raging witch with a capital B My best friend - cause he'd never be able to live down the fact that I threw crap on him Jeff Goldblum - I can't stand the way he talks . . .SPIT IT OUT!!!! Along the same lines . . . if any of you get stung by a jelly fish in the face, I will gladly piss in your face to make the sting go away, gotta look out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 i would throw my own poo at a number of people: Nick Caner-Medley - for having two last names My old boss - raging witch with a capital B My best friend - cause he'd never be able to live down the fact that I threw crap on him Jeff Goldblum - I can't stand the way he talks . . .SPIT IT OUT!!!! Along the same lines . . . if any of you get stung by a jelly fish in the face, I will gladly piss in your face to make the sting go away, gotta look out! You can only pee on my face if my mouth is open. Sort of a life lesson really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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