Which baseball player do you wish would get run over by a speeding 1979 amc pacer?

[green_blood]

My choice would have to be Albert Pujols. Sure, he is a great player, but when he is up at bat, I just want to smah his smirking little face in. I HATE HIS BATTING FACE!

[Arsis]

Gay-rod... and I've been a yankee fan since the age of 8. I just can't stand his crying and bitching and moaning and the media treating him like some kind of victim. OHHHH jeter is mean to him. Torre batted him 9th in the playoffs BOOHOOO...He's getting paid 25ish mill a year to suck in the playoffs.

[kloogy]

Pete Martinez, closely followed by anything wearing a bloody sock.

[The Troll]

Jim Edmonds.

[Sharrow]

Jim Edmonds.

God I hate him, I probably would pick someone else, but I cant even think of anyone now that he's in my head.

[AFJF]

can't pick between Schilling and A-Rod

[nj meadowlands]

Steve Finley... i dunno why. I just hate him. lol.

[JonEJet]

Anything resembling a Gorilla

[Bugg]

The Cheater, Kenny Rogers.

[Bugg]

Anything resembling a Gorilla

That's really racist, comparing noble decent silverbacks to an ugly roid bastid like David Ortiz.

If testing is for real, Ortiz' numbers will drop off the table. His numbers miraclously and mysteriously took off once he went from a bench/platoon guy with the Twins to a cleanup hitter with the Sawx. It's all just a coincidence, we're supposed to believe.

Badmouth Giambi all you want, but Ortiz isn't any better, just has better PR.

[Garb]

Does it have to be a player? If not, I vote for Larry Scumbag Lucchino. Heck, I'll drive.

[BP]

Barry Bonds

[MasonJet]

Can it be Curt Schilling, Manny Ramirez, and Pedro Martinez all at the same time? I would go for that.

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Barry Bonds.....Easy

[Gainzo]

Does it have to be a player? If not, I vote for Larry Scumbag Lucchino. Heck, I'll drive.

Can I ride shotgun?

When can then head over to Causeway Street and steamroll Jeremy Jacobs.

[Barton]

This is easy. Jason Vaginatek.

Wearing your catchers mask wont help ya this time, bud! Pu##y.

[green_blood]

my #2 has to be barroid. i just want to stick him in the neck with a hypodermic needle every time i see him! im going to one of the mets-giants games this year, and i have something good planned for that cheating son of a herm edwards.

john kruk needs to die too. plain and simple, i dont want to se him in a tight leather vest on espn!

[shawn306]

Sterortiz

[vanDoug]

Adam Freakin Dunn.

2 HRs against the Cubs already today.

In 3 innings!!!!

The guy has killed us over the years.

No, wait.

Run over the dip$hit who decides to give this guy these HR pitches.

[The Troll]

Not real impressed with Sweet Lou thus far.

Lee gets caught stealing on the first pitch to Aramis in the first.

He leaves Z in forever even though today OBVIOUSLY was not his day.

[Bob]

Mike Piazza. if Bonds is crossing at the next block and the Pacer survives the first impact, I keep going.

[Sharrow]

<sarcasm>Yeah, Adam Dunn sucks, no way would I want him on my team. </sarcasm>

[The Troll]

Adam Dunn and ARod = definition of awful.

[GimmeShelter]

Adam Dunn and ARod = definition of awful.

Actually that'd be Cory Patterson.

[oxscott]

Mike Timlin!!!!!! and Trot Nixon and his F**king pine tar helmet!!! hate those bastards!

[The Troll]

Actually that'd be Cory Patterson.

Whenever I see that name, only five words come to mind: "Thanks a ****ing lot, Dusty".