Maxman Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Open Letter To JetNation: We have a problem. GOB our very own mod is out of control. He has become a power freak. In his quest to declare himself the mod supreme many innocent people have gotten hurt. This footage captured this week demonstrates how bad this problem has gotten. We could fire him. But his love of the taser has us all a little scared. Instead we turn our attention to a new direction. Thank you Thor99 for agreeing to become the newest JetNation moderator. With our volume growing (posting volume) the way it has been we need a little more help. And we are sure that is what you will do -- help a little. Don't over do it though, we don't want you to throw your back out! Please keep GOB in check. Our hope and our future is in your hands. Please check your locker for your orientation package. Then meet us in the employee lounge and we will give you your moderator uniform and go over the benefits package that you will receive. Thanks Thor! We do appreciate the help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Welcome aboard! F the Sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 The legendary sycophant of JN is a mod!It worked Thor! G.O.B. is really getting out of hand..first the women hating,and now this..it's disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Welcome to Thor- he will be a fine addition to the staff here-remember to not turn your back in the moderator room though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Police brutality and overeating at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Congrats Thor. **** THE SOX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4HCrew Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Thor your first mission...eliminate all the chad sucks posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Well at least the average weight of the mods is maintained with this appointment. Note to Max: appointing mods larger than yourself does not make you any thinner, it just makes you appear thinner. There is a difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Post Of The new millenium for that graphic! The Best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I really hope this is a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Post Of The new millenium for that graphic! The Best! It is an all time classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 I thought we should make a portion of the Moderator handbook available for all to see: The History Of JetNation as told by Panzer -- [url=http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/LaserMax.gif] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Okay, that pic made me laugh out loud! But back to the issue at hand, Thor as Mod? Please no.....he hates my high horse. And we all know my high horse is a JN staple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Congrats Thor!! Although I have to wonder why I've never been approached to be a mod. I mean, it's not like I haven't been one of the most supportive fans of this site. Not that I would want to be a mod, since we all know what Max does to them in the secret initiation phase. I think Smizzy's anus has never fully recovered yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 ....so is this the big April Fool's Day joke, Max? Besides the outstanding graphics......last years prank was better. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Thor's a mod. We all voted on it and it was unanimous. You can all stop whining at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 ....so is this the big April Fool's Day joke, Max? Besides the outstanding graphics......last years prank was better. Sorry. I just didn't have time this year for any pranks. JetNation is a VERY serious site these days. The joking, the laughter -- long gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I just didn't have time this year for any pranks. JetNation is a VERY serious site these days. The joking, the laughter -- long gone. April Fools!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I thought we should make a portion of the Moderator handbook available for all to see: The History Of JetNation as told by Panzer -- [url=http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/LaserMax.gif] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Welcome aboard Thor. I just let one loose in the break room. Don't go in there for like 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Thanks for the warm welcome. Most of you. I am now mad with power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 potw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 [url=http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/LaserMax.gif] potw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Thanks for the warm welcome. Most of you. I am now mad with power. People will surely want proof... so go ahead and edit this post Thor... Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Congratz bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 People will surely want proof... so go ahead and edit this post Thor... Okay. Last edited by Thor99 : Today at 07:25 PM. Reason: Need I say more? Woah, he's quick. Get him on tothe Spam Hunting Commitee ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 About time a mod from Florida. Max must have gotten wind of the florida contingent getting ready to picket his house so he acted quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 About time a mod from Florida. Max must have gotten wind of the florida contingent getting ready to picket his house so he acted quickly. the anti-Florida prejudice here has been shameful Senior and we just got sick of it... note to Max;OK it IS only baby powder but you get the point right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Last edited by Thor99 : Today at 01:25 PM. Reason: Need I say more? Congrats... now how much do I need to pay you off to ban all of the Chad haters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Congrats Thorr...You filthy sox fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Open Letter To JetNation: We have a problem. GOB our very own mod is out of control. He has become a power freak. In his quest to declare himself the mod supreme many innocent people have gotten hurt. This footage captured this week demonstrates how bad this problem has gotten. We could fire him. But his love of the taser has us all a little scared. Instead we turn our attention to a new direction. Thank you Thor99 for agreeing to become the newest JetNation moderator. With our volume growing (posting volume) the way it has been we need a little more help. And we are sure that is what you will do -- help a little. Don't over do it though, we don't want you to throw your back out! Please keep GOB in check. Our hope and our future is in your hands. Please check your locker for your orientation package. Then meet us in the employee lounge and we will give you your moderator uniform and go over the benefits package that you will receive. Thanks Thor! We do appreciate the help. I was always told I would look good in red but not like in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 [url=http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/LaserMax.gif] :confused0061: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I am just a glazed doughnut in GOB's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I am just a glazed doughnut in GOB's eyes. Atleast he killed the rest of us. You he just ate whole. Kinda of creepy right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Atleast he killed the rest of us. You he just ate whole. Kinda of creepy right? But now I'm rotting it his big belly, and soon he will S*** me out. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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