gg Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "Are these my brains?" Not yet." she replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "Are these my brains?" Not yet." she replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 very good GG!!! That was so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Please stick to song lyrics. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Please stick to song lyrics. Thanks in advance. what's the matter dna didn't like the joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 what's the matter dna didn't like the joke? he's just at the age where they are in fact his brain's thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Ah, men are "stupid" jokes. Thing is, is it still a joke if the punch line is true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 HAHAHHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Ah, men are "stupid" jokes. Thing is, is it still a joke if the punch line is true? Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Great joke, I needed that today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 what's the matter dna didn't like the joke? Without getting too graphic, GG was pretty close on the anatomy, but men don't think with our testicles, we think with something else that is in close proximity. The testicles pretty much just hang around minding their own business. See my next post for real men jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 For the ladies of JN: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say. Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company. Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any. Why do men have a hole in their penis? So oxygen can get to their brains. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much? They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Men will screw anything. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Why would the little boy be asking if his testicles were his brains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Why would the little boy be asking if his testicles were his brains? ya, i had a problem with that also..good catch verde.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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