SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Remember, no freakin politics. How many times do I have to tell you guys. Come on , this is the USA, no freakin dissension or political mumbo jumbo. I will start. How about them new fangled sexual lubricants. They sure do a swell job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I stayed at a Holiday Inn in North Carolina once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I don't think NAMBLA is a very ethical organization. But I could be wrong on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Remember, no freakin politics. How many times do I have to tell you guys. Come on , this is the USA, no freakin dissension or political mumbo jumbo. I will start. How about them new fangled sexual lubricants. They sure do a swell job. U still have sex? Aren't you like in your 50s now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 That just about covers everything right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 U still have sex? Aren't you like in your 50s now? POTW nom! Disclaimer:''If allowed'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Dam I thought my thread was gonna hit 200 by days end. Dam mods:) G.O.B you suck bro LOL . you guys always close my threads remember the thread "Don't Fall asleep in the Jungle " Man that was a Classic. But your right GOB it was getting boarderline over the Top. But That's not what I was getting at . It's Just Scarey to some Poeple is all I'm sayin'.Me being one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 U still have sex? Just ask Max. What do you think the pennance is for political references? Again, just ask Father O'Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 who here DOESN'T think the MILFs and GILFs on the Nutri-System commercials are hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 What would happen if you stuffed cabbages with raisins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Remember, no freakin politics. How many times do I have to tell you guys. Come on , this is the USA, no freakin dissension or political mumbo jumbo. I will start. How about them new fangled sexual lubricants. They sure do a swell job. 9 out of 10 pornchicks prefer Eros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlugORama99 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 What would happen if you stuffed cabbages with raisins? What would happen if people were honest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 9 out of 10 pornchicks prefer Eros really? http://www.livanti-alpacas.com/alpacas_history-future.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 What would happen if people were honest? I dont know. I didnt get that fortune cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 really? http://www.livanti-alpacas.com/alpacas_history-future.htm i am not following Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Speaking of fortune cookies,,,How many play the game where you add the words "in bed" to the end of your Fortune Cookie message? It works 90% of the time and 50% of the time its freakin hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 i am not following look at the name of the animal on the page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 "I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and was left with a mess on my hands." - Dr. Tobias Funke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Speaking of fortune cookies,,,How many play the game where you add the words "in bed" to the end of your Fortune Cookie message? It works 90% of the time and 50% of the time its freakin hilarious. I never have but it sounds like a great idea. *goes to find a chinese place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 look at the name of the animal on the page lol, that association was a bit of a stretch. I was looking for the part where they said that alpaca spit or was used as some kind of lubricant or something like that. Damn you for making me read that whole site! I want my five minutes back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 IRAN '08! BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 lol, that association was a bit of a stretch. I was looking for the part where they said that alpaca spit or was used as some kind of lubricant or something like that. Damn you for making me read that whole site! I want my five minutes back! Joe is that girl who is performing fellatio on your belt a true redhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 IRAN '08! BZ Is that Max's slogan for his supposed 10K stagger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I sometimes pass by a couple of homeless people on my way to work in Boston the morning. One guy - in front of the Dunkin Donuts shop - was holding a "I'm hungry" sign. So, after I purchase my Big One Vanilla Spice with cream and one splenda - I buy a milk and a corn muffin and have them bag it. I walk out and give the bag to the hungry homless man. He looks inside the bag, calls me an a@@hole and throws it to the ground. So, my question is: who's the a@@hole? Me, for buying him food, or him for rudely declining it? I'm thinking it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 What do you guys think of ::insert random political event/position here::? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I sometimes pass by a couple of homeless people on my way to work in Boston the morning. One guy - in front of the Dunkin Donuts shop - was holding a "I'm hungry" sign. So, after I purchase my Big One Vanilla Spice with cream and one splenda - I buy a milk and a corn muffin and have them bag it. I walk out and give the bag to the hungry homless man. He looks inside the bag, calls me an a@@hole and throws it to the ground. So, my question is: who's the a@@hole? Me, for buying him food, or him for rudely declining it? I'm thinking it's me. He's hungry for booze and crack.. not food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I sometimes pass by a couple of homeless people on my way to work in Boston the morning. One guy - in front of the Dunkin Donuts shop - was holding a "I'm hungry" sign. So, after I purchase my Big One Vanilla Spice with cream and one splenda - I buy a milk and a corn muffin and have them bag it. I walk out and give the bag to the hungry homless man. He looks inside the bag, calls me an a@@hole and throws it to the ground. So, my question is: who's the a@@hole? Me, for buying him food, or him for rudely declining it? I'm thinking it's me. the latter for sure Garb-he should have been honest and written that he's strung out and jonesin' bad and needs help to score...I saw a guy with an "AA reject" sign in the middle of the road-now THAT'S being honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 He's hungry for booze and crack.. not food. I know, I know.....but gee wiz, even homless crack heads get hungry, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I know, I know.....but gee wiz, even homless crack heads get hungry, right? Not so sure about that. I was on the T a few Fridays ago and "Charlie" came up to me asking for some cash (he had his baseball cap out like a collection plate) and I told him: "Crack is Whack" He didn't even blink. 124 was there. He can elaborate. Keep in mind that this was at 6:00PM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Not so sure about that. I was on the T a few Fridays ago and "Charlie" came up to me asking for some cash (he had his baseball cap out like a collection plate) and I told him: "Crack is Whack" He didn't even blink. 124 was there. He can elaborate. Keep in mind that this was at 6:00PM! Speaking of Charlie - how do you like the new pass purchasing system in MA? I like it - except when you have some idiot from MIT in front of you trying to purchase one. Why is it that these people are BRILLIANT, yet have all the common sense of a 3 month old baby? And, why do they call it a Charlie Ticket? Is it because of that song..."Charlie on the MBTA?" Cheesy, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Speaking of Charlie - how do you like the new pass purchasing system in MA? I like it - except when you have some idiot from MIT in front of you trying to purchase one. Why is it that these people are BRILLIANT, yet have all the common sense of a 3 month old baby? And, why do they call it a Charlie Ticket? Is it because of that song..."Charlie on the MBTA?" Cheesy, mate! I bought a $20 CharlieCard online about a month ago and love it. The CharlieTicket on the other hand stinks. Whenever I go to Oak Grove I just waive my CharlieCard at the turnstile and I'm all set. You are right about the "Charlie on the MBTA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I sometimes pass by a couple of homeless people on my way to work in Boston the morning. One guy - in front of the Dunkin Donuts shop - was holding a "I'm hungry" sign. So, after I purchase my Big One Vanilla Spice with cream and one splenda - I buy a milk and a corn muffin and have them bag it. I walk out and give the bag to the hungry homless man. He looks inside the bag, calls me an a@@hole and throws it to the ground. So, my question is: who's the a@@hole? Me, for buying him food, or him for rudely declining it? I'm thinking it's me. Do what I do, keep an old pay stub in your pocket. When you get hit up for some change, show them the taxes taken out of your check. Tell them "I'd love to give you some money, but the government took it from me so that they can give it to you, so you'll have to get it from them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I sometimes pass by a couple of homeless people on my way to work in Boston the morning. One guy - in front of the Dunkin Donuts shop - was holding a "I'm hungry" sign. So, after I purchase my Big One Vanilla Spice with cream and one splenda - I buy a milk and a corn muffin and have them bag it. I walk out and give the bag to the hungry homless man. He looks inside the bag, calls me an a@@hole and throws it to the ground. So, my question is: who's the a@@hole? Me, for buying him food, or him for rudely declining it? I'm thinking it's me. He would throw it back at you, but I'm sure his arm isn't good enough to reach you on top of that high horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Do what I do, keep an old pay stub in your pocket. When you get hit up for some change, show them the taxes taken out of your check. Tell them "I'd love to give you some money, but the government took it from me so that they can give it to you, so you'll have to get it from them." POTW Nom!!! Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I sometimes pass by a couple of homeless people on my way to work in Boston the morning. One guy - in front of the Dunkin Donuts shop - was holding a "I'm hungry" sign. So, after I purchase my Big One Vanilla Spice with cream and one splenda - I buy a milk and a corn muffin and have them bag it. I walk out and give the bag to the hungry homless man. He looks inside the bag, calls me an a@@hole and throws it to the ground. So, my question is: who's the a@@hole? Me, for buying him food, or him for rudely declining it? I'm thinking it's me. I'm guessing he was looking for cash for booze OR maybe he wanted a Blueberry instead of Corn muffin. You tried though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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