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Where did you go for Prom night?

A classic Seaside trip - - - trashy motel a block off the beach, we scope the room once we check in . . . a used condom on the side of the bed next to the bathroom, and a whip behind the refrigerator. We got kicked out in a couple hours, and I hooked up with everyone but my prom date! Great Times at the Jersey Shore!

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When I was in High School, right after prom me along with 13 other kids, 7 girls, 6 boys and myself went to a complex in Atlantic City and slept out at a Town House my father owned...

Each of us had our dates with us, my date was a girl I would break up with a week after prom.

The rest of the Night was history....(it was a 24 hour orgy)

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I can't talk about prom weekend at Seaside. There are stories I still haven't shared with my husband. :shutup:

But will say that all the hotels/motels were trashy. Cig butts on the floor, dirty fridge, you name it. I spent the entire weekend dodging advances from a guy friend when all I wanted to do was drink and walk the boardwalk! Prom weekend can make or break friendships.

Ahh, memories. :beer:

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You drink, sleep very little and party it up with your friends. However, do know this is NOT the last time you will see some of them. You still have June, July & August, so don't do anything too stupid just yet.;-)

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You drink, sleep very little and party it up with your friends. However, do know this is NOT the last time you will see some of them. You still have June, July & August, so don't do anything too stupid just yet.;-)

And even when it's over, the High School lives on so you can find dates to the prom for years to come. Right 124?

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And even when it's over, the High School lives on so you can find dates to the prom for years to come. Right 124?

Haha, I never actually went to the prom last year, not going this year either even if my girl is a senior. Screw that. I would never waste all that money on a tux and limo and **** when I can spend it on beer, other things and a house.

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Haha, I never actually went to the prom last year, not going this year either even if my girl is a senior. Screw that. I would never waste all that money on a tux and limo and **** when I can spend it on beer, other things and a house.

...and she's still your girlfriend? The prom may be a big deal to her.....but screw that! Yah! Drink more beer, smoke more pot and disregard her feelings. There you go, bud! You are well on your way to becoming a d*nk.

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...and she's still your girlfriend? The prom may be a big deal to her.....but screw that! Yah! Drink more beer, smoke more pot and disregard her feelings. There you go, bud! You are well on your way to becoming a d*nk.

Exactly!;-)

Nah, I talked to her about it, told her I'd go if she really wanted me too and she was okay with me not going, shes going stag with a few of her girlfriends, its fine by me, i'll see her shortly after at the shore.

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...and she's still your girlfriend? The prom may be a big deal to her.....but screw that! Yah! Drink more beer, smoke more pot and disregard her feelings. There you go, bud! You are well on your way to becoming a d*nk.

Yeah dude, Garb is right, what are you thinking!! Prom sex is usually really good, lots of booze involved, and we know booze is the gateway to evil things!

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Yeah dude, Garb is right, what are you thinking!! Prom sex is usually really good, lots of booze involved, and we know booze is the gateway to evil things!

It's also one of the rare times that a girl will go out of her way out of to make something happen. Not pulling teeth unlike thousands of drunken college bar attempts.

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Exactly!;-)

Nah, I talked to her about it, told her I'd go if she really wanted me too and she was okay with me not going, shes going stag with a few of her girlfriends, its fine by me, i'll see her shortly after at the shore.

= your girlfriend is going to be dancing with every single guy that asks her. Hey, as long as you're off getting drunk and aren't there to see it what's the harm right?

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= your girlfriend is going to be dancing with every single guy that asks her. Hey, as long as you're off getting drunk and aren't there to see it what's the harm right?

Go ahead, come shore time shes mine. Theres a thing called trust, find it.;-)

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I found a thing called trust. You trust that if you don't make your wife/gf happy, she'll start looking for someone else.

Shes fine with me skipping out on the stupid dance, how many times must I say this?

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Haha, I never actually went to the prom last year, not going this year either even if my girl is a senior. Screw that. I would never waste all that money on a tux and limo and **** when I can spend it on beer, other things and a house.

Sounds like you do a lot of beat and eat, huh?

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124, here is a really simple way to explain it......

Prom night =drunky.gif+ smoking3.gifor cokehead.gif (or allieray.gif if you guys happen to be trailer

trash) which when added to the fact that your date will be leaving for school and parting with her judgmental friends will lead to things like boobs1.gif and bentoverbanana.gif or assbanana.gif (the bad place) or donkeypunchg.gif or if you and your boy are pimp enough maybe even bukkake.gif which will all make for great stories for a lifetime for you and your boys and make her feel like sportswami.gif

ANY QUESTIONS??

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124, here is a really simple way to explain it......

Prom night =drunky.gif+ smoking3.gifor cokehead.gif (or allieray.gif if you guys happen to be trailer

trash) which when added to the fact that your date will be leaving for school and parting with her judgmental friends will lead to things like boobs1.gif and bentoverbanana.gif or assbanana.gif (the bad place) or donkeypunchg.gif or if you and your boy are pimp enough maybe even bukkake.gif which will all make for great stories for a lifetime for you and your boys and make her feel like sportswami.gif

ANY QUESTIONS??

LMAO!! POTW NOM!! best use of smileys in a post EVER!! By the way I couldn't even use the laughing smiley because there were already 10 in the quote.

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124, here is a really simple way to explain it......

Prom night =drunky.gif+ smoking3.gifor cokehead.gif (or allieray.gif if you guys happen to be trailer

trash) which when added to the fact that your date will be leaving for school and parting with her judgmental friends will lead to things like boobs1.gif and bentoverbanana.gif or assbanana.gif (the bad place) or donkeypunchg.gif or if you and your boy are pimp enough maybe even bukkake.gif which will all make for great stories for a lifetime for you and your boys and make her feel like sportswami.gif

ANY QUESTIONS??

Simply, the POTW...simply

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LMAO!! POTW NOM!! best use of smileys in a post EVER!! By the way I couldn't even use the laughing smiley because there were already 10 in the quote.

I had a few more smileys in there, but had to ditch them to get it down to 10.

So 124, where down the shore did you guys get a house?

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You have so much to learn.

Teach him before its to late Alk.....

124....dont you know that when we say its ok....at least 5 out of 10 times its not?...Are you willing to take that chance. If she was quick to say she'll go stag she may already have someone in her sights...or is upset and will enjoy every minute of her stag prom....you sure you'd rather drink and screw around?....Im sure one of those stag girlfriends will be a bad influence on her. How do I know....14 years ago I went to the prom stag when my bf wouldn't go to the prom with me. Loved him to death, but never saw him that night. Food for thought babe

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I had a few more smileys in there, but had to ditch them to get it down to 10.

So 124, where down the shore did you guys get a house?

Same place as last year about oh, 1/2 mile from the shore. Cannot wait.

As for the girl, go ahead, whatever, if she goes and does her thing, fine, we havn't been dating for more than a few months. If it happens, it happens. I've been hurt by girls before so they can get hurt right back if this is truely hurting her and she is LIEING to me, then, so be it.

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124, here is a really simple way to explain it......

Prom night =drunky.gif+ smoking3.gifor cokehead.gif (or allieray.gif if you guys happen to be trailer

trash) which when added to the fact that your date will be leaving for school and parting with her judgmental friends will lead to things like boobs1.gif and bentoverbanana.gif or assbanana.gif (the bad place) or donkeypunchg.gif or if you and your boy are pimp enough maybe even bukkake.gif which will all make for great stories for a lifetime for you and your boys and make her feel like sportswami.gif

ANY QUESTIONS??

POTW nom again. I hope Garb doesn't get a coronary after reading this.

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I've done all this before, yet this time we're going just to party with all the seniors in high school, I know, kinda lame, but when there is about 20-30 of us going, whatever, we'll have our own little thing and take advantage of the high school girls.;-)

I know, isn't that terrible?

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