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Little Known JetNation Facts...


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GOB was in his High School musical and was voted most likely to tell on somebody.

Thorr was once arrested for taking a poop inside a McDonald's ball pit and is currently a pot farmer in FL.

Maxman desperately wants to be the 3rd member of the Pancake club and even has a "Sooth" tattoo on his ankle.

Faba can bench 345 and rip 2 phone books in half. Also has been known to bring live chickens to the school yard and bite the heads off in front of the kids.

SpermEdwards & Tabor Jet are having a gay love affair. Sperm even knitted him a pair of macramé booty shorts and matching baby-t.

Greengal...isn't really a teacher. She works for BMG Music.

Verde is married to one of the bothers of the TV show Hogans Family

JFBM and Panzer are having a torrid love affair whenever Max leaves town.

Mrs.TaborJet isn't real. It's TaborJet pretending not to be gay.

124 will be on the next episode of To Catch a Predator.

SouthernJet,JGB,GreenBeans & JetHeelz are all related.

BrenJetFan isn't really a Jets fan. She is really Mrs.Mawae here to break balls.

Sooth is giving out free JI VIP Memberships to select posters with 1 stipulation. They can't post on JN anymore. Oh wait...thats a JI fact.Sorry.

feel free to add any I missed.

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So, lets get this straight. I'm a "predator" when I'm 18, my girlfriend is 17 and we'll both be 19 and 18 in June.. gotcha. Makes perfect sense.:eek:

You are only allowed oral sex if she is 17, cause according to slick willie

a BJ can't be considered sex.

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He's been messing around with all the mods...

  1. You G.O.B.
  2. His boss
  3. Faba
  4. Sperm
  5. And hate to admit it... My husband

I hope y'all are careful and use protection. [-X

Uh, he's been with all of us. Apparently, my junk isn't big enough to tear anything.

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GOB was in his High School musical and was voted most likely to tell on somebody.

Thorr was once arrested for taking a poop inside a McDonald's ball pit and is currently a pot farmer in FL.

Maxman desperately wants to be the 3rd member of the Pancake club and even has a "Sooth" tattoo on his ankle.

Faba can bench 345 and rip 2 phone books in half. Also has been known to bring live chickens to the school yard and bite the heads off in front of the kids.

SpermEdwards & Tabor Jet are having a gay love affair. Sperm even knitted him a pair of macram

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