Why You Big Ho, You!

[Bugg]

As per Stuart Scott, nothing engenders affection quite like calling you favorite lady a prostitute.

Mom-HO.

Sister-HO.

Girlfriend-HO.

Wife-HO.

Daughter-HO.

Here's Stuart "One Eye"Scott. Depicted with a few "hos" with whom he has great affection.

If only Imus had mentioned his love of the "hos" in an "affectionate" manner. On ESPN Radio's Mike & Mike in the Morning show, guest Stuart Scott discussed the Don Imus controversy. Hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic asked Scott whether it's fair for Imus to be in so much trouble for calling the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos" when rap lyrics frequently use such language.

Scott's response was bizarre, to say the least. He said rappers who use those words "mean it in an affectionate way." Nothing says affection quite like calling a young lady a whore.

Got it. Thanks so much, Stu. Get off ESPN and get you sorry ass to the opthamologist.

In other "Ho" news, will Obama call for Ludacris to lose his job,as he did with Don Imus? Does he have one?

I'm reliably informed the above are the words to noted Obama '08 Supporter Ludacris's "rap song" "Ho"(rap song in the sense that it is recorded audio sound, though nothing musical actually takes place-no instruments played with skill nor harmonius singing as was commonly done for the first 5000 years of human musical history). The photo is real. I assume Obama, being the warm wonderful loving person we are told he is, will immediately return Ludacris's money and disavow this misogynist's support, as well as others like him. After all, he calls women hos,and much more so often than weirdo old white guys walking around Manhattan wearing cowboy hats.

To recap-some words are terrible and awful and repugnant and should never ever be used by anyone, especially wrinkly white farts who most black people didn't know and didn't listen to and until last week had never heard of or thought about.

But they can be used by rappers, who black people listen to, celebrate and unfortunately all too often imitate.

Got it! Very consistent.

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

At what point we drop the Imus-related stuff around here.