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So Im working at the Auction tonight...


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I cater an Auction every Thursday night and tonight a guy in the front row bought a Tiffany lamp for $4,200 and then asked to see it after he won it...What did he do?

DROPPED THE ****ING THING RIGHT ON THE GROUND!! Everybody went silent when it shattered....everyone but me....I couldn't controll myself. I just started laughing out loud and everybody was like "Oh my god....that man is laughing " I had to go outside to get some controll.

He was beside himself when he still had to pay for it at the end of the night.

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I cater an Auction every Thursday night and tonight a guy in the front row bought a Tiffany lamp for $4,200 and then asked to see it after he won it...What did he do?

DROPPED THE ****ING THING RIGHT ON THE GROUND!! Everybody went silent when it shattered....everyone but me....I couldn't controll myself. I just started laughing out loud and everybody was like "Oh my god....that man is laughing " I had to go outside to get some controll.

He was beside himself when he still had to pay for it at the end of the night.

I would have been right with you LMAO. I'm laughing now and I didn't even see it happen. Great story man. :biggrin:

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That's a funny story. I would have been laughing too. Seeing stupid people make stupid mistakes is very humorous.

The best part was he was one of these dudes who just held his card up the minute the item went up. I mean usually they ask a price...nobody bids right away and the price drops and then people jump in and bid....this dude had his card up in the air the minute they announced the lot number.

People who didn't even want the lamp were bidding his price up. He could have had that lamp for 3 grand.

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I hope he swept it up and took what was left of it home, considering the insane amount he paid.

Yes...the Lamp it self is pretty much worthless without the lamp shade. These people pay the most insane amounts of money for the smallest items.

I seen a solid brass desk clock...shaped like a submarine go for $11,000 to someone on the phone who didn't even come to look at it!

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I cater an Auction every Thursday night and tonight a guy in the front row bought a Tiffany lamp for $4,200 and then asked to see it after he won it...What did he do?

DROPPED THE ****ING THING RIGHT ON THE GROUND!! Everybody went silent when it shattered....everyone but me....I couldn't controll myself. I just started laughing out loud and everybody was like "Oh my god....that man is laughing " I had to go outside to get some controll.

He was beside himself when he still had to pay for it at the end of the night.

:rl: That's Classic Smizzy , a Lamp for $4,200 WOW what an Idiot
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You guys who call this guy an idiot are funny as hell. Yeah, he paid too much for a lamp. If Joe Namath crapped in a ziploc bag and autographed it, you'd pay more for it.

whats yer point? 1st of all Joe's $hit don't stink & 2ndly, if you drop the baggy it merely takes a different shape but will not break

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whats yer point? 1st of all Joe's $hit don't stink & 2ndly, if you drop the baggy it merely takes a different shape but will not break

site where you can buy celebrity "leftovers." you can buy jack black's sh!t for $92. what a ripoff, i got one of his turds for $17 (nacho libre on DVD).

http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/film.htm

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You don't actually pay for the thing right away, and you don't give any credit card info when you sign in. Some places ask for your DL, but they don't go collecting, they just blacklist you. Dude should have jumped out of his chair and ran like hell.

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