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I'll post a quote from my favorite movie, and you must respond to that, but only using a quote from your favorite movie...

for example

"I like to have a good cry once in a while"-The pursuit of happiness.

"You know how I know your gay"-40 year old virgin.

okay i'll start

"Shut up Chip, before I go Ape$hit on your ass"-Talladega Nights

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"Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers"

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"Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers"

"Jesus was a man, he had a beard!"

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"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence" - Talladega Nights

"The only thing you ever did was make a hot daugther, that is it, THAT IS IT!" - Talladega Nights

"On the mornings before races, Jean Gigure spends time with his horses, who are also gay" - Talladega Nights

"The Oakland Raiders moved to Los Angeles, then back to Oakland... no one in Los Angeles seemed to notice" - BASEketball

"The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah where they don't allow music" - BASEketball

"Why is the rum always gone?" - Pirates 2

"Scotch, scotch, scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, here it goes, down into my belly" - Anchorman

"You did what? You.. pooped in the refridgearator!? and... you... ate... a whole wheel of cheese? Wow... I'm not even mad, I'm impressed" - Anchorman

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"Scenario number one: he's hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet."

!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Man Troll after you and I dish out all the BASEketball quotes I don't know how I won't be able to not watch the movie later on tonight after Entourage.

"I swear if you guys rag on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here"

"Hey Tyler, I hear your moms going out with SQUEAK!"

"You two graduated?", "Of course we did c0ck, beer?"

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"I want to extend to an invite to the pants party, the...party in pants, the"

"are you trying to say, Your having a party in your pants, and that I'm invited,brick"

"Yeah"

"did Cal tell you to say that, brick"

"Nooo, yeah"

"Alright, No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants"

"Okay, Jon, wanna go to a party in my pants?"

"No, brick"

"okay, let's go!"

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"I'M GON COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY"-talladega nights

"I like to picture jesus in a tuxedo T shirt, says like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too, because I like to party, so I like my jesus to party too"

"I like to picture Jesus, with like, giant eagles wings, and singing lead vocals for Leonard Skinnerd, with like an Angel band, and I'm in the front row, and i'm HAMMERED DRUNK"

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"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! No!"

"When the going gets tough........................................the tough get going!"

"A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"What kind of plane is it?"

"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol."

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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever sucked some dick for marijuana?"

"You ever see the back of a $20 bill? You ever see the back of a $20 bill...ON WEED?"

"I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or, a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it."

"Buttercup!!"

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"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love" -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I" -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)

"You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater" -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

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Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?

Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.

Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh...

Peter Gibbons: because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with.

Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?

Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

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