ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I'll post a quote from my favorite movie, and you must respond to that, but only using a quote from your favorite movie... for example "I like to have a good cry once in a while"-The pursuit of happiness. "You know how I know your gay"-40 year old virgin. okay i'll start "Shut up Chip, before I go Ape$hit on your ass"-Talladega Nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "You're a smelly pirate hooker! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 " Rule # 14...Play like a champion " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "That's what I like about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers" "Jesus was a man, he had a beard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery "As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "That's what I like about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." "I love lamp, i, i love lamp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence" - Talladega Nights "The only thing you ever did was make a hot daugther, that is it, THAT IS IT!" - Talladega Nights "On the mornings before races, Jean Gigure spends time with his horses, who are also gay" - Talladega Nights "The Oakland Raiders moved to Los Angeles, then back to Oakland... no one in Los Angeles seemed to notice" - BASEketball "The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah where they don't allow music" - BASEketball "Why is the rum always gone?" - Pirates 2 "Scotch, scotch, scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, here it goes, down into my belly" - Anchorman "You did what? You.. pooped in the refridgearator!? and... you... ate... a whole wheel of cheese? Wow... I'm not even mad, I'm impressed" - Anchorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Guano Bowls...collect the whole set" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 " I woke up in this asian families dining room, AND THEY WOULDN'T STOP SCREAMING!!"-Anchorman "I thought you were joking, I even wrote it in my diary, I wrote VERONICA SAID A VERY FUNNY JOKE TODAY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Scenario number one: he's hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Scenario number one: he's hanging by his neck in his ****ing closet." !!!!! :lol: Man Troll after you and I dish out all the BASEketball quotes I don't know how I won't be able to not watch the movie later on tonight after Entourage. "I swear if you guys rag on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here" "Hey Tyler, I hear your moms going out with SQUEAK!" "You two graduated?", "Of course we did c0ck, beer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "I want to extend to an invite to the pants party, the...party in pants, the" "are you trying to say, Your having a party in your pants, and that I'm invited,brick" "Yeah" "did Cal tell you to say that, brick" "Nooo, yeah" "Alright, No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants" "Okay, Jon, wanna go to a party in my pants?" "No, brick" "okay, let's go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 " You have to keep your head on a swivel when you're in a vicoius c*ck fight! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell? Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Alright, first we have to lay down a few ground rules... NO TOUCHING THE HAIR OR FACE AND THAT'S IT!!!, NOW LET'S DO THIS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "With that new liver, he'll be peeing like a champ in no time!" "Wake up, bitch! You're my new best friend." "Steve Perry!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "These 2 kids are 2 in a million, just like Carly ta-ta's, gaurantee you'd never find another rack like that"-cal-talladega nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 T'anks for nuttin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "I'M GON COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY"-talladega nights "I like to picture jesus in a tuxedo T shirt, says like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too, because I like to party, so I like my jesus to party too" "I like to picture Jesus, with like, giant eagles wings, and singing lead vocals for Leonard Skinnerd, with like an Angel band, and I'm in the front row, and i'm HAMMERED DRUNK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! No!" "When the going gets tough........................................the tough get going!" "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now." "What kind of plane is it?" "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "It must suck losing so much, but here's something to raise your spirit, (gives other driver the middle finger), Yeah that's reaall nice, I got it at Target"-Talladega Nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 " I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal! I love wedding crashers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever sucked some dick for marijuana?" "You ever see the back of a $20 bill? You ever see the back of a $20 bill...ON WEED?" "I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or, a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it." "Buttercup!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love" -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I" -- Bill Murray (What about Bob) "You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater" -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "I was thinking about being a crack dealer, you know, deal some crack, not a mean crack dealer, a nice one, ya know, be like, Hey, you uh, want some crack"-Talladega Nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Over Macho Grande? No, I don't ever think I'll be over Macho Grande. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "You know how I know that your gay" "How, cause your gay and you think you know who other gay people are?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50? Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security. Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh... Peter Gibbons: because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with. Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK? Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Hey I'm Ricky Bobby and Christmas is right around the corner, and what better gift to give a love one then the Jackhawk 9000, flamable at Walmart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Hey I'm Ricky Bobby and Christmas is right around the corner, and what better gift to give a love one then the Jackhawk 9000, flamable at Walmart" You mean "available at Walmart" WTF is "flamable at walmart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 "The Highlander, it won the academy award" "For what?" "For best movie ever made" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 [Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class] Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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