Maxman Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 This morning a guy cut me off. I said pull over. He gets out and says to me please forgive me. I don't know how to fight, I was coddled as a child. I said why did you cut me off? He said I was in back of you and you were going to get through the toll first. Then he said I just don't know how to lose. I was never taught that as a kid. I gave him a ribbon that said "Excellent Driver" and told him to try to drive better going forward. He thanked me and said that he was going to call his father in North Carolina tonight and tell him about the ribbon. Apparently he has a special trophy room filled with such things. Today I made a difference. It feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 This morning a guy cut me off. I said pull over. He gets out and says to me please forgive me. I don't know how to fight, I was coddled as a child. I said why did you cut me off? He said I was in back of you and you were going to get through the toll first. Then he said I just don't know how to lose. I was never taught that as a kid. I gave him a ribbon that said "Excellent Driver" and told him to try to drive better going forward. He thanked me and said that he was going to call his father in North Carolina tonight and tell him about the ribbon. Apparently he has a special trophy room filled with such things. Today I made a difference. It feels good. For farks sake mate. I know you had some disagreements in the other thread with a certain poster but this isn't cool. I am going to PM Max and request that you be banned for your sarcastic post. My Bad. You are Max. Sorry about that:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 This morning a guy cut me off. I said pull over. He gets out and says to me please forgive me. I don't know how to fight, I was coddled as a child. I said why did you cut me off? He said I was in back of you and you were going to get through the toll first. Then he said I just don't know how to lose. I was never taught that as a kid. I gave him a ribbon that said "Excellent Driver" and told him to try to drive better going forward. He thanked me and said that he was going to call his father in North Carolina tonight and tell him about the ribbon. Apparently he has a special trophy room filled with such things. Today I made a difference. It feels good. clearly you also weren't taught how to construct a joke that is actually funny. glad to see you're at least thinking about what i've taught you here today. but the important thing is did you have fun writing this? you still get a medal for trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 when I first came to Florida to visit my parents in around 1980 or so,I'm coming off I-95 and these two guys in front of me at the light get out and start fighting-one guy was obviously a martial artist dude and was KICKING the other dude's ass....I'm like this place is definitely different than New Jersey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 For farks sake mate. I know you had some disagreements in the other thread with a certain poster but this isn't cool. I am going to PM Max and request that you be banned for your sarcastic post. My Bad. You are Max. Sorry about that:p Maybe Max will decide to demonstrate that he can lose with dignity, and ban himself then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 clearly you also weren't taught how to construct a joke that is actually funny. glad to see you're at least thinking about what i've taught you here today. but the important thing is did you have fun writing this? you still get a medal for trying. Yeah there you go Johnny. Post a picture of a retard person. That is always funny. You get 'em boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Yeah there you go Johnny. Post a picture of a retard person. That is always funny. You get 'em boy. boooooo, you pick now to get offended? foul ball. foul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Maybe Max will decide to demonstrate that he can lose with dignity, and ban himself then. Max didn't lose anything. Green Balls has been spreading bull**** thicker than a jumbo stack of pancakes and Max called him on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Max didn't lose anything. Green Balls has been spreading bull**** thicker than a jumbo stack of pancakes and Max called him on it. you'd got some corn on your nose-- coincidence that max went to a picnic last night? i guess the opinion that kids are too coddled these days=bullsh!t in your mind. you can argue over degree but what freakin rock have you been living under? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 my name is joewilly & I approve this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 .... a picture of a retard person...... LOL, I don't know if "retard person" is the correct way to identify this individual and his affliction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 LOL, I don't know if "retard person" is the correct way to identify this individual and his affliction. POTW good point haha, kind of lost the moral high ground there didn't he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 POTW good point haha, kind of lost the moral high ground there didn't he hey folks, the good news is that is dad is a really good poster here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 LOL, I don't know if "retard person" is the correct way to identify this individual and his affliction. In Australia we simply say, "He's spastic." Is it spastic or retarded? Of course both of those words are not "PC" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 There is no need to post pictures like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 hey folks, the good news is that is dad is a really good poster here but by implication, a poor parent, right? he has 3 kids and you only have 2. therefore he has more standing on this subject. debate is meaningless. more kids=more experience=correctness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 There is no need to post pictures like that. sorry, couldn't find a gay "special" person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 In Australia we simply say, "He's spastic." Is it spastic or retarded? Of course both of those words are not "PC" perhaps mentally challenged or handicapped is the term but not sure posting the pic was a good idea in the 1st place. but hey, i'm just a crotchety arrogant parent so what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 perhaps mentally challenged or handicapped is the term but not sure posting the pic was a good idea in the 1st place. but hey, i'm just a crotchety arrogant parent so what do I know? you can't censor what us kids dredge up on the Net these days-- it's too hard, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 sorry, couldn't find a gay "special" person. I'm not gay. We make gay jokes. Big difference between saying max bangs my ass and actually letting him bang my ass. Now....please put my steamy nut satchel on your chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 perhaps mentally challenged or handicapped is the term but not sure posting the pic was a good idea in the 1st place. but hey, i'm just a crotchety arrogant parent so what do I know? Mentally challenged or handicapped works for me. I agree that posting that pic was not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 you can't censor what us kids dredge up on the Net these days-- it's too hard, remember? touche johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Mentally challenged or handicapped works for me. I agree that posting that pic was not good. thanks gainzo, i've been lookin for someone to agree with me all dang day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I'm not gay. We make gay jokes. Big difference between saying max bangs my ass and actually letting him bang my ass. Now....please put my steamy nut satchel on your chin. finally, i was genuinely concerned that we were never going to make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 you'd got some corn on your nose-- coincidence that max went to a picnic last night? OH ****! LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 There is no need to post pictures like that. Pictures like what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 posted a pic of a special olympics kids wearing a gold medal. i aint proud but my point is that's how we treat mentally handicapped kids--always get a medal. pretty insulting to assume kids don't know what's going on or actually value awards given just for participation. i trashed any "participater" awards when i was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 thanks gainzo, i've been lookin for someone to agree with me all dang day I find it funny how the board works. Gay jokes = No problem (Tom Brady, Max, Smizzy, me, etc). Retard jokes = not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 posted a pic of a special olympics kids wearing a gold medal. i aint proud but my point is that's how we treat mentally handicapped kids--always get a medal. pretty insulting to assume kids don't know what's going on or actually value awards given just for participation. i trashed any "participater" awards when i was a kid. oh & btw bill, the point originally went over like a fart in a spacesuit, & the pic did little to help the original stance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 oh & btw bill, the point originally went over like a fart in a spacesuit, & the pic did little to help the original stance in hindsight, i shouldn't have posted it although it's pretty insulting for people to believe the mere photo of a handicapped person is so vile and offensive. but i stand by the point. kid's aren't fragile little flowers to be protected at all costs, a frost or two might toughen em up and build character. kids did just fine when they were clear second-class citizens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I find it funny how the board works. Gay jokes = No problem (Tom Brady, Max, Smizzy, me, etc). Retard jokes = not cool. So you're comparing being handicapped to being gay? I mean...One is a sexual preference and the other is a disability you are born with. I think the line is very clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 oh & btw bill, the point originally went over like a fart in a spacesuit, & the pic did little to help the original stance LOL POTW nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 So you're comparing being handicapped to being gay? I mean...One is a sexual preference and the other is a disability you are born with. I think the line is very clear. actually whether its a choice or its innate is kind of a political issue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 POTW good point haha, kind of lost the moral high ground there didn't he I don't think max was purposefully being insensitve or anything like that, and I am never really offended by anything personally, I just read that and chuckled at the way it was written, not laughing at any mentally retarded people or anything like that. I just assumed it was a typo where the ed was left off the end of retarded. Ahh, I like max and jgb and pretty much every other poster here, so I am gonna go back to my porn, carry on folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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