dickkotite Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Its day # 4, and im staying in bed. To make things worse, i pulled my back out yesterday so ive got a double whammy going on, but im more concerned about the roid... Im new to this.....how much longer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCarl40 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Just get GOB to ban them. That is what usually works when we get a pain in the ass around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 tell max it's a flavor crystal and he'll bite it off at its bse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 The worst part is when it starts itching (healing) when you're in the car stuck in traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentos Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I don't know what to tell you, but one time I saw a guy cut off his roommate's dingleberries with a pair of scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Get a good divorce lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Try to rework his contract like the Jets did their Roid,Chad Pennington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 :confused: tell max it's a flavor crystal and he'll bite it off at its bse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 thanks guys. im seriously freaking out and need advice here. i see 8 replys and figure that someone has something for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 serious advice: see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShow Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 thanks guys. im seriously freaking out and need advice here. i see 8 replys and figure that someone has something for me it could take about 2 weeks to be completely gone. i know it's along time, and it sucks. just keep it clean, (pat don't wipe) wiping errates it. not a fun thing to talk about but hell it's life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 thanks guys. im seriously freaking out and need advice here. i see 8 replys and figure that someone has something for me I have a little advice for you.....Go see a doctor....Other than Max we don't have an arshole expert here. Take one of those guns you have and shoot it off...like a man would . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I have a little advice for you.....Go see a doctor....Other than Max we don't have an arshole expert here. Take one of those guns you have and shoot it off...like a man would . Max maybe an arsehole expert, but his expertise is addition not subtraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Max maybe an arsehole expert, but his expertise is addition not subtraction. POTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Go to the pharmacy, buy some preparation H wipes and cream and follow directions on each. Swelling should go down in a few days. Bit of advice: keep using the wipes after it's gone as a preventative measure. Besides, plain old dry TP sucks anyway you slice it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Its day # 4, and im staying in bed. To make things worse, i pulled my back out yesterday so ive got a double whammy going on, but im more concerned about the roid... Im new to this.....how much longer? Tell Thor to take off his watch. The flaring should be gone within 24 hours. Or so I have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Get your gay dog to bite them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Lay off the anal sex for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Just get GOB to ban them. That is what usually works when we get a pain in the ass around here. potw nom. classic carl.. gob can also be of some assistance with donuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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