rick34125 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Looking at the schedule, here are my predictions: week 1: new england tom brady is discovered to be the father of jessica simpson's unborn child. Jets win. BB barely shakes EM's hand, while EM tries to hug him. week 2: @baltimore willis mcgahee fumbles 3 times b4 being knocked out of the game by jonathan vilma. Jets win. week 3: miami trent green passes for over 400 yds. Jets win. week 4: @buffalo j.p. losman throws 2 80 yd touchdowns to lee evans and 2 80 yd touchdowns to kerry rhodes. Jets win. week 5: @giants after going 0-4 kevin gilbride takes over as HC for the ny giants. Jets win. week 6: philadelphia donavan mcnabb throws up on the jets insignia eliciting a personal foul which takes them out of fieldgoal range for the last play of the game. Jets win. week 7: @cincinnati kimo von oelhoffen falls on carson palmer's leg ending his season in the 1st half. Jets win. week 8: buffalo aaron schobel injures himself trying to get around d. ferguson in the first quarter and leaves the game. Jets win. week 9: washington after beating new england in week 8 joe gibbs can't seem to keep his foot on the accelerator. Jets win. week 11: pittsburgh mike nugent kicks a 63 yd field goal in over time. Jets win. week 12: @dallas tony romo is discovered to be the father of bridget moynahan's baby. Jets win. week 13: @miami ricky williams runs wild for a deuce. Jets win. week 14: cleveland chris baker catches 5 TD passes for a new NFL record at TE. Jets win. week 15: @new england jonathan vilma breaks tom brady's sternum and drew bledsoe is brought back from retirement. Jets win. BB knocks over a reporter trying to run away from EM. week 16: @tennessee vince young's girlfriend is discovered to be pregnant with tom brady's unborn child. Jets win. week 17: kansas city with larry johnson watching from the sidelines herm edwards mismanages the clock on their final drive to set up a botched 48 yd field goal attempt. Jets win. Jets go on to unseat the '72 phins with a perfect season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Now there is some good homerism! BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Good comments. They cover up the fact the Jets will be lucky to win 8 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick34125 Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Good comments. They cover up the fact the Jets will be lucky to win 8 games. pfsikh, any word who belichick's new girlfriend is? how much does he pay her to appear in public with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I would love that, but I see us winning 9 or 10 next year. We'll find a way to get in the wildcard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Good comments. They cover up the fact the Jets will be lucky to win 8 games. PFSIKH is the biggest douchebag on the site these days Bar none!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I got to admit-I like the way this new guy thinks how bout you BZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 when you posted this in a different thread it was sort of funny for the first few. then it turned out to not be funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick34125 Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 when you posted this in a different thread it was sort of funny for the first few. then it turned out to not be funny at all. i guess i wont give up my day job to go into stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 PFSIKH is the biggest douchebag on the site these days Bar none!! Thanks. pfsikh, any word who belichick's new girlfriend is? how much does he pay her to appear in public with him? I am not familiar with current division of assets in divorce's, but I am guessing it will cost him 50%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I got to admit-I like the way this new guy thinks how bout you BZ? I like it. I am probably going to be down for about a 10 win season, but undefeated sure does sound nice. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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