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How the Jets 2007 season will go...


rick34125

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Looking at the schedule, here are my predictions:

week 1: new england

tom brady is discovered to be the father of jessica simpson's unborn child.

Jets win. BB barely shakes EM's hand, while EM tries to hug him.

week 2: @baltimore

willis mcgahee fumbles 3 times b4 being knocked out of the game by jonathan vilma.

Jets win.

week 3: miami

trent green passes for over 400 yds.

Jets win.

week 4: @buffalo

j.p. losman throws 2 80 yd touchdowns to lee evans and 2 80 yd touchdowns to kerry rhodes.

Jets win.

week 5: @giants

after going 0-4 kevin gilbride takes over as HC for the ny giants.

Jets win.

week 6: philadelphia

donavan mcnabb throws up on the jets insignia eliciting a personal foul which takes them out of fieldgoal range for the last play of the game.

Jets win.

week 7: @cincinnati

kimo von oelhoffen falls on carson palmer's leg ending his season in the 1st half.

Jets win.

week 8: buffalo

aaron schobel injures himself trying to get around d. ferguson in the first quarter and leaves the game.

Jets win.

week 9: washington

after beating new england in week 8 joe gibbs can't seem to keep his foot on the accelerator.

Jets win.

week 11: pittsburgh

mike nugent kicks a 63 yd field goal in over time.

Jets win.

week 12: @dallas

tony romo is discovered to be the father of bridget moynahan's baby.

Jets win.

week 13: @miami

ricky williams runs wild for a deuce.

Jets win.

week 14: cleveland

chris baker catches 5 TD passes for a new NFL record at TE.

Jets win.

week 15: @new england

jonathan vilma breaks tom brady's sternum and drew bledsoe is brought back from retirement.

Jets win. BB knocks over a reporter trying to run away from EM.

week 16: @tennessee

vince young's girlfriend is discovered to be pregnant with tom brady's unborn child.

Jets win.

week 17: kansas city

with larry johnson watching from the sidelines herm edwards mismanages the clock on their final drive to set up a botched 48 yd field goal attempt.

Jets win.

Jets go on to unseat the '72 phins with a perfect season.

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PFSIKH is the biggest douchebag on the site these days

Bar none!!

Thanks. :win::cheergal:\:D/:sign0098::thumbup::beer_Orcish:

pfsikh, any word who belichick's new girlfriend is? how much does he pay her to appear in public with him?

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I am not familiar with current division of assets in divorce's, but I am guessing it will cost him 50%.

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