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I have a 3 page forensic science paper due tomorrow


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I didn't start yet, anyone wanna do it for me real quick? or at least suggest some topics, I'm drawing a blank besides something boring about fingerprints or dna.

Maybe less time in here and more time Googling some topic?

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I didn't start yet, anyone wanna do it for me real quick? or at least suggest some topics, I'm drawing a blank besides something boring about fingerprints or dna.

Please... I have a 3-page Theology paper due tomorrow and I just finished it. I'd take physics over theology any day!

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Please... I have a 3-page Theology paper due tomorrow and I just finished it. I'd take physics over theology any day!

So would I.

At least Forensic science is real.

That's what would make the theology paper much easier. Just make crap up. People have been founding religions on imagination forever.

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That's what would make the theology paper much easier. Just make crap up. People have been founding religions on imagination forever.

Absolutely correct. It's much easier to bs a theology or other opinionated essays than it is to write an essay where your "facts" can actually be checked.

BTW, my suggestion is to ask the magic 8 ball this question. Apparently it has all the answers. In fact, if you ask a good series of questions you can just take those answers, paste them together, and then call it an essay.

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That's what would make the theology paper much easier. Just make crap up. People have been founding religions on imagination forever.

BUT, people believe that religion IS real and there are facts to back it up... depending on what version you read... and will shoot down any weird cr*p that doesnt fit their definition of what religion is and should be.

Anyway, I was just trying to make a funny.....

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That's what would make the theology paper much easier. Just make crap up. People have been founding religions on imagination forever.

I think I did start making stuff up after awhile. I'm a facts and figures person... I can't write on this stuff. Ugh. I'll throw together a 30 minute business presentation no problem.. give me statistics... no problem.

This stuff? As G.G. would say OY!!!

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Overacting David Caruso sucks.

Ain't that the truth. That guy shot his whole wad on NYPD Blue and was such a brown starfish they got rid of him. Look up intense in the dictionary and there's his picture.

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