SoFlaJets Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 if you're around Dr. Strangelove is starting right now on TCM...8:00 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 "gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more then ten to twenty million killed, tops. Depending on the breaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Ahem... The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 this line caught my ear too this morning... Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 and this one when the Mad Doctor is giving his presentation....George C.Scott leans over to another guy and says... General "Buck" Turgidson: Hmm... Strangelove? What kind of a name is that? That ain't no Kraut name is it, Stainesey? Mr. Staines: He changed it when he became a citizen. Used to be Merkw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 and...... Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious. General "Buck" Turgidson: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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