Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 HAHA! Good Job Panzer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutout Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The "Throw You Under The Bus" art is an ancient one, that takes years to master. Herman Edwards is widely accepted as the one true master of this art. Edwards is able to walk into a room full of blameless people, create a disaster, and within the blink of an eye, has thrown everyone under the bus, and deflected all criticism. His victims include Ted Cottrell, Paul Hackett, John Abraham, Chad Pennington, Curtis Martin and Doug Brien. The period after the playoff loss to the Steelers in 2004 led to the death of Doug Brien after Edwards thre him under the bus, and proceeded to reverse the bus over him, repeatedly. After this, Edwards ran out of people to throw under the bus, so he proceeded to pick people off the streets on the return trip to New York City, only to throw them under the bus. 235 people lost their lives on this trip, the location of each fatality are now marked by small headstones along Interstate 80. To this day, most people feel these people met their deaths through no fault of Edwards, testament to his skill. Absolutely brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Classic. Well done-especiailly on the ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffyD Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Personal life Herm is married, to Lia, and has two daughters, Gabrielle and Vivian. Edwards has 2 sons from a previous relationship, Sperm and Marcus. Great work! Except, I think you pissed off Herm's other illegitimates by leaving rajensen and nyjunc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawngnome o-line Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 always a pleasure seeing A+ material used to tear apart everybodys favorite person......i wonder how long it'll take for somebody to make a shlegal file haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Edwards POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 phenomenal, Panzer. I cried a little here: In 2001, the New York Jets, were looking for a new head coach. The NFL Commissioner at the time, Paul Tagliabue, had instigated a new rule for NFL teams when hiring coaches. The Rooney Rule required teams interview prospective coaches with no head coaching experience, but more importantly, were skilled in areas that had nothing to do with football. As a result of his interview, and a dinner consisting of ribs with Edwards' own home made BBQ sauce, the Jets owner, Woody Johnson announced Edwards' hiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Miami_Dolphins Who needs Wikipedia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Miami_Dolphins Who needs Wikipedia? Actually, I never noticed the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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