SoFlaJets Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ....because he has grown out of him Imaginary friend sold on eBay by real 'friend' JOHN HIGGINSON - Tuesday, May 8, 2007 He has received 14 bids already. The sales pitch reads: 'My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting to old for me now. I am now 27 and I feel I am growing out of him. 'He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.' Seller thewildandcrazyoli, from Newport, has received questions including does he mind smokers? Answer: 'No he does not mind them. But he does not like people smoking right next to him that much. He likes bonfire smoke though.' And is he single? Answer: 'Yes he is single at the moment. He used to be a bit of a player (well, a lot of one) but he has out grown that phase and is looking to settle down in a nice relationship.' A picture of him is posted along with the sales blurb. The highest bid currently stands at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 We should chip in and buy this for Jetsrule. Might keep him off the net for 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 We should chip in and buy this for Jetsrule. Might keep him off the net for 5 minutes. :rl: POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 May be the imaginary friend can get together with Sooth's various alter egoes-Rude Polack, YJF, etc. . A bid of $55 might be appropo.But if the imaginary friend goes for Canizzaro's real box of donuts, there could be real trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 If the imaginary friend is "open to experimentation" he may be mod material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 We should chip in and buy this for Jetsrule. Might keep him off the net for 5 minutes. but i don't want a imaginary friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotch-Rocket Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 but i don't want a imaginary friend It's better than what you have now (none). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 It's better than what you have now (none). are you ****ing kidding you don't know my outside life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 are you ****ing kidding you don't know my outside life Outside life? As opposed to your inside life? What exactly are you in and out of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Outside life? As opposed to your inside life? What exactly are you in and out of? Kaysar's closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbok Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ecurb..is this u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsrule128 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ecurb..is this u timbok stfu i am beating you in fantasy baseball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw38 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 timbok stfu i am beating you in fantasy baseball You're probably getting inside tips from your imaginary friend, you f*ckin' cheater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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