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A 27-year-old man is selling his imaginary friend on eBay

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....because he has grown out of him

Imaginary friend sold on eBay by real 'friend'

JOHN HIGGINSON - Tuesday, May 8, 2007

He has received 14 bids already.

The sales pitch reads: 'My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting to old for me now. I am now 27 and I feel I am growing out of him. 'He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.'

Seller thewildandcrazyoli, from Newport, has received questions including does he mind smokers?

Answer: 'No he does not mind them. But he does not like people smoking right next to him that much. He likes bonfire smoke though.'

And is he single?

Answer: 'Yes he is single at the moment. He used to be a bit of a player (well, a lot of one) but he has out grown that phase and is looking to settle down in a nice relationship.'

A picture of him is posted along with the sales blurb.

The highest bid currently stands at

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May be the imaginary friend can get together with Sooth's various alter egoes-Rude Polack, YJF, etc. . A bid of $55 might be appropo.But if the imaginary friend goes for Canizzaro's real box of donuts, there could be real trouble.

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If the imaginary friend is "open to experimentation" he may be mod material.

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We should chip in and buy this for Jetsrule. Might keep him off the net for 5 minutes.

but i don't want a imaginary friend

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It's better than what you have now (none).

are you ****ing kidding

you don't know my outside life

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are you ****ing kidding

you don't know my outside life

Outside life?

As opposed to your inside life?

What exactly are you in and out of?

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timbok stfu

i am beating you in fantasy baseball

You're probably getting inside tips from your imaginary friend, you f*ckin' cheater

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