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The "Check out the new feature at JN" Edition of Post of the Week - May 10, 2007


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I've been meaning to make an announcement about the new JN feature for about a week now, so why not use POTW as the vehicle, right? So, go on and check out the brand new JetsWiki at JetNation - the place for you to write (and find) all things Jets on the world wide web. Pleaes take some time to contribute your Jets knowledge, Fan Club information, write about a favorite player, a favorite game - just write! There is a small learning curve associated with wiki writing (formating, mostly), but there are some links toward the end of the front page that will give you a good start. So, folks, be writing writing writing! If you need some help, shoot me a PM or send me email at greenbeans AT jetnation dot com and I'll be glad to help get you started. The best thing - you can use (actually, you have to use, but who is counting) your JN forums screenname and password to log into the wiki RIGHT NOW. Just do it people!

Anyhow, enough of the shameless plug, on to the nominations:

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Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan

f that ...i want you now to come over an help me shower without getting my leg wet!:imhorny:

Originally Posted by Smizzy

character0255.gif Ill be there in 20 minutes!

Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan

love0038.gif I love you Smizzzzz

(Editor's note: So, is this what the kids call CyberSex? It does not look like as much fun as the real thing...)

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Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

Morning. I'm awake too early.

Originally Posted by Arsis

I'm still up.

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

Get some sleep. At this rate you'll be selling rockets in a year.

(Editor's note: Are you saying that Arisis is working for the FBI to help uncover terror plots? Oh, wait - you're slamming ecurb. Carry on. )

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Topic: I am due for a raise (Posted by JetFanByMarriage)

Originally Posted by Bob

I'll bet, being married to Max, "raises" don't happen, much.

(Editor's note: Raises happen plenty, Bob, it's just that Smizzy is the one reapring the benefits...)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Chad Pennington with the pocket falling apart and pressure in his face makes the TD throw to Cotchery in the rain... Christmas Day in Miami...

What a nice pass, what a fun game to watch.

Cant wait for Cotch to have another great year in 07' and Chad to throw him a bunch of TD's.

hOI-uuRodyw

(Editor's note: That was a great play and beating the fish is always a good time! Hey DW10, what's the projected record for that train wreck this coming season?)

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

jets just hired a new talent scout

180px-Johnny_as_carnac.jpg

(Editor's note: "

A: Superbowl.

Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?"

Aaaa-Oooooohhhhhh!

)

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Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan

f that ...i want you now to come over an help me shower without getting my leg wet! :imhorny:

Originally Posted by Bob

I guarantee your breasts will be squeaky clean.

(Editor's note: Service with a smile...)

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Originally Posted by joebabyny

Careful Maxxx, turning this into a gay rights thread will only make this a political debate, and we all know politics are a no-no on this board.

Originally Posted by Max

Whatever homo. Just because you bang tons of chicks doesn't mean you are straight.

Oh wait. Yes it does. Nevermind. Let me come up with a better defense and get back to you. haha.

(The Nomination: "Ha JN is on fire this morning I've given out at least 5 POTW noms-here's another Beans" - SoFlaJets)

(Editor's note: I didn't realize that Max had green eyes...)

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Originally Posted by DW10

...what, it's a great moment because Clown Boy threw the ball 30 yards???? I know, that's quite an accomplishment by him. You're right.

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Your actually dumb enough to try and make fun of the QB that beat you TWICE last season...

Chad Pennington would like to thank Miami for his 3 Td's and 412 yards in the 2006 season...

Your team lost... go cry about it somewhere else...

(Editor's note: ecurb - 1, DW10 - 0, DW10's wife - priceless)

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Originally Posted by Max

And since we are giving Joe advice let's just say that "Bring your kids to work day" is not for everyone. Just pass on that one, don't give it a second thought.

(Editor's note: That's a good piece of advice right there, I think. It would be hard explaining to grandma why her sweet granddaughter was swinging around on a pole in the basement in her underware.)

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Topic: Trouble in BBQtown

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

Herms Escape Goat Rules 101:

Step 1 = 2006 . Be inadequate and Destroy team. Draft a young QB for future Bus needs.

Step 2 - 2007. Play the new QB and announce to press "it's tough winning with a first-year starting qb."

Step 3 = 2008. 'Well the QB now knows the system better and we expect better things this year. But remember, its a learning process'

Step 4 = 2009. Go back and start over at Step 1.

(Editor's note: Look at that, that's 8 steps less than AA. Herm is a genius!)

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Originally Posted by JonEJet

How about this one

24784DG%7EI-Da-Ho-Posters.jpg

:good_one:

Originally Posted by Garb

You calling me a hot potato in that special JonEJerk way?

Tom Brady has been seen wearing a Bronx Bomber cap before. Good for him. Screw the Sox.

So, yes, I do like it as an avatar and will give it some consideration.

(Editor's note: JonE is as funny as catching HepA in a seafood joint. Garb, however, is ALWAYS HOT!)

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Originally Posted by DHJF

Both my wife and I work full-time; I'm in sales, my wife teaches Special Ed. My li'l man was in day care at a very young age, all the way up until this year. Did I want it to be this way? No. I would rather she was a stay-at-home. But a lot of things are based on circumstance. He's now in Kindergarten, he's in the top reading and writing groups in his class, and he's extremely well-adjusted to most social situations.

I think there's a lot to be said for good day care. By putting him there it doesn't mean I love my boy any less. We go fishing together in the evenings and on the weekends, I coach his soccer team, instruct him in Isshinryu, we play and talk all the time, etc. We do everything together.

Advanced apologies if I sound defensive. I believe that, in a perfect world there wouldn't be a need for day care. But I also think we're very fortunate that the option exists.

Originally Posted by Max

There is plenty of time to be a good parent. Just because you are with your kids a lot doesn't mean anything if you don't take advantage of whatever time you do have.

(The Nomination: "POTW nom." - DHJF)

(Editor's note: Good job by both of you - the world needs more good parents...)

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Originally Posted by SouthernJet

Holy crap, as Frank Barone used to say.

I got banned from TGG based on that post. I told Rude Pollack, after he kept 'advertising' JI, to go shut up and make a kielbasi samwich.

I gotr a message banning me for racist joke,, come on,, it was tame,, but it was against Sooth it turns out,, a TGG troll....

this is hilarious,,,

Give me a call TGG,, its all cool...

(The Nomination: "Holy ****! SJ is innocent! POTW nom!!!" - Bill Parcells)

(Editor's note: Well lookie here, maybe OJ is not guilty afterall...)

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Originally Posted by jetsrule128

that is not kaysar

that is green machine

Originally Posted by Kaysar

Jesus Effing Christ you weren't even here when I logged on!! No matter where I go you seem to follow me!! The other day I went to take a sh*t and somehow your instant messenger popped up on my shower door asking for a live chat. Leave me alone! I go out for a walk and your chasing m down the street with your wanker hanging out!

(Editor's note: You're lucky I did not realize this was a Big Brother post before putting it in here. Now leave the guy alone already, would ya...)

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Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

Can't move any slower than a Schlegasaurus.

Harris is our ILB of the future - hopefully of the present as well considering we gave up 3 picks (including two on day one) for him.

Even keeping Barton, clearly he needed to come out now & then either dictated by fatigue or situation. Also, after being on some massively injury-riddled teams in NE, I don't think Mangini is shortsighted enough to believe that this past year's relative good fortune in that area is to be expected every year. Really, if Barton or Vilma got injured, the season is pretty much over at that point. If this was of no concern to Mangini, Barton would have been dealt on draft day after we moved up for Harris.

In a funny way, if we lost a RT or RG, our season's not nearly as "over" since the depth players at those positions can't be tremendously worse than the starters.

Outside shot - VERY outside shot - that Harris will play OLB by next year if Schlegel does a sudden turnaround. Unlikely, but possible. But Harris was in all likelihood brought in here to play inside.

(Editor's note: Schlegasaurus is way too funny for words. Ask me why and I'll tell you, it has to do with my son...)

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Topic: For my 6,666th post...

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

http://www.spotlitemagic.com/spotlitemagic/images/itemslarge/1709.jpg1709.jpg

OK so...

What was your MOST embarrassing moment? - JoeBaby said he has a good one for us...

What was your WORST sexual experience? - This one is always good...

Are you one of Sooths split personalities?

All JetNation members are encouraged to answer one or more of these questions...

Just wanted to make this extra creepy post count even more special... feel free to join in...

Originally Posted by TaborJet

C'mon, ecurb...just give the ball to the ref. No need to dance around or pull out a sharpie. You're a veteran, just act like you've been here before.

(Editor's note: ecurb > TO? ecurb > Ocho Cinco? ecurb == The Rocket Man!)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

I think porn is illegal here believe it or not. not sure what the fine or whatever if porn mag or movie is found in luggage at customs but you can't even get playboy here. I believe porn channels can be pirated on dishs' but the island is really strict on porn & drugs believe it or not.

I ain't just sayin this to scare joebaby off from moving here either. :mrgreen:

(Editor's note: Is that why you live on the boat off shore, joewilly? Just wondering...)

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Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by PatsFanTx

Originally Posted by SoFlaJets

shhhh ec...if we keep it down maybe AngryJets and Shadow won't hear us

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Be quiet... very very quiet... Im hunting wabbit....

Elmer.gif

(Editor's note: "Hewwo! Acme Pest Contwol? Well Ihave a pest I want contwolled." Fudd rules!)

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Originally Posted by Thor99

The Mrs.needs a raise and Max is writing his resume.

What's going on in the House of Phil?

If I see a PayPal link, I'm out of here.

Ask 124 how to raise some money quickly.

(Editor's note: How did the - ahem - "working of the tension" for dollars deal work out for you any way, 124? Have you met any of your kids yet?)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

LOL

The packers need to stop the love fest... nearly 30INT's should get ANY QB benched...

Who is his replacement?? Why are they paying a veteran all of that money instead of bringing in younger guys with his roster spot and salary... its not like they are making a run at the superbowl....

Brett Farve is an all time great QB... but he is done... unless they trade him to a contender in need of a QB...

Originally Posted by Boozer76

gather round everybody, it's time to play name that6 quarterback!! (Cue cheesy 70's theme music with heavy wah pedal)

OK contestants, in column A we have

56% completions, 3885 yards, 18 TD's, and 18 INT's

In column B we have

64% completions, 3352 yards, 17 TD's and 16 INT's

Name the QB's, and tell me in a sensible manner why one would be considered destroying his team and the other is considered the savior to his. 30 seconds contestants,and go!!

(Editor's note: But look at that completion percentage, Booze - that's hall of fame stuff right there! However I also believe that it's Chad in 07...)

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Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Wait a minite. Wait a minute. I have a hard time keeping up.

What is the rule regarding postingin baseball. You AREW allowed to post about your own team, but not others. OR, is is you are NOT allowed to post about your own team, ONLY others.

This is so hard with the rules the kids have set up.

(Editor's note: I think they are trying to tell you to just stop posting, Scotty. Hope this helps. :))

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Originally Posted by Thor99

Mariano must have banged a fat chick. The slump is over.

Originally Posted by Arsis

This is the kind of quality posting that makes you a mod? excuse me a second I'm going to go suck on a tail pipe for 30-40 seconds in a bid to up my chances of becoming a mod here.

(Editor's note: You're going to have to suck something else to become a mod here, Arsis...)

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Originally Posted by Gainzo

GreenBeans is the coolest s_hit around.

He gathers all of our inane posts each week, sorts them out, puts together the world famous POTW, and then deflects the praise we give him.

He's a humble bloke.

(Editor's note: Thanks, Gainzo - you're all right in my book as well.)

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Originally Posted by GreenBeans

I'm sure that everyone has come in from the roof-tops after the draft weekend in which the Jets - oh my gosh - traded up twice and gave away picks for two great players. Did the Jets address all of their needs in the draft this year - nope, not even close. But drafts are for the future, not the present anyway. This year's crop of players will more than likely go down as one of the weaker draft classes (just a hunch), so trading up to get two big time players was a pretty good idea in this legume's opinion. I trust the Jets front office and coaching staff to do the right thing - call me naive if you like - so they probably did the right thing. Did I want a stud O-Lineman - yup - maybe that kid Bender in the 6th will turn out to be that guy.

Anyhow, on to the fun and games...This week's nominees were:

Topic: Getting a New Dog

Originally Posted by Smizzy

Here he is folks...

any bullmastiff owners out there?

Originally Posted by Bob

Wore out the anus on the old one, eh?

(Editor's note: Smizzy's old dog was named Anus? What a - uhh - different name for a dog.)

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Originally Posted by L.I.MikeBleedsGreen

It's already started spank fans falling off the deep end.

Take two pain pills and call Joe Torre in the Morning

(Editor's note: I trust Joe Torre and will go as far as to say #27 (not the poster, the World Series championship) will arrive in the Bronx in October.)

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Originally Posted by Fo_Block

this time of the year it seems like every trade is contingent upon the nfl draft value chart. at best the chart is a loose approximation of a picks value. the draft value chart does NOT take into account the size of the contract/signing bonus a player receives.

this basically means that the chart itself does not deal with today's nfl reality. as teams move up the draft board the SB increases immensely. with the big bonus comes tremendous risk. what if jamarcus russel is akili smith? what if calvin johnson pulls a jason williams and ruins his knee forever? whatever team drafted them is stuck with a massive cap hit AND the loss of whatever "value" they ponied up to move up.

some of these teams that deperately want to move down are so worried about the perception of getting fleeced that they end up overpaying a player they didn't really want. sometimes the ability to avoid shelling out $20M+ to a completely unproven player is worth more than the "value" associated with adding picks. as jet fans we understand better than anyone - i would have gladly sent kc our 4th to unload herm yet the coach "value" chart says it's the other way around. addition by subtraction.

(Editor's note: Good points all around, FB. A 4th for Herm, in retro spect, was a heist no matter what that dag'gum chart says.)

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Topic: Mirabelli: That wasnt Blood

Originally Posted by TaborJet

It really doesn't matter what is on the sock.

The sock may be in the Hall of Fame, but the rest of Schilling will never get in!

(Editor's note: Bingo! Schilling is an over-rated, over-hyped, over-the-hill loud mouth douche bag.)

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Topi: 7/7/07 Live Earth Concert

Originally Posted by faba

Back on track- anyone going to these concerts or planning to?

Originally Posted by Arsis

why would I? the music is horrible.

Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

You don't want to watch a bunch of people taking private jets to a concert preaching how each of us has to conserve energy & drive a Toyota Prius? Hater.

(Editor's note: Wait a second - stop right there. Are you saying it is wrong for these Very Special and Important People to use as much fuel in one trip as I do in six months to go to a show?)

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Originally Posted by Thor99

Sooth used to want me at his board.

I miss the big galoot.

http://web.archive.org/web/200212031...ML/011512.html

I like the spin you tried to put on it.

Only thing is:

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

http://web.archive.org/web/200212031...ML/011512.html

Awwww...it's Thor's first post!

Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

What a sycophant he was as a n00b!

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

We made fun of it and you, HOURS AGO. Christ, you're even slower than Smizzy. How the hell did you get made a mod?

(Editor's note: He's easy to take advantage of in the mod's break area?)

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Topic: Welcome to JetNation

Originally Posted by Max

To all of you who were locked out from superior Jets boards, we just want to say thanks for giving us a look. A few things you should know about us if you are new here.

1. We don't want your money. We won't charge you. Sites like this pay for themselves. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Greed is a bad thing. You shouldn't have to pay to belong to a fan site. As a matter of fact -- YOU -- the fan, is what makes these sites great.

2. We have LOTS of free content. Check our front page. Look at all the writers we have on staff. We also do online chats with beat reporters and you are free to ask questions. Your questions! We don't censor you here. Draft articles, Jets Video Blogs and much more.

3. The message board here, it is pretty good if you ask me. If you want to talk to talk football with people who know the game, this is the place for you. On those slow offseason days, stop by our Lounge to chat. Or if baseball is your thing, check this out.

4. Bren's Haus Of Jpegs. You know you want to look.

5. Free Wallpaper for your desktop.

6. Chat room for game days and lonely nights.

7. Do you like gambling but hate losting real money? VBookie is for you!

8. We have an arcade with over 100 games for you to play. Yes, they are all free.

Just wanted to mention a few of the things that we do here. More than anything we just want to have a good time and talk Jets football. JetNation.com run by fans! Real fans.

Thanks for giving us a look! Let us know if you have any questions.

(The Second Nomination: "I'll second that GREAT post Max...hey Max you forgot to mention the prestigious POTW (post of the week) done every week by the great Greenbeans and voted on,again by us the fans-sign up guys and gals-the more the merrier" - SoFlaJets)

(Editor's note: Hey Max - France is sending us a statue, where do you want to put it?)

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Topic: Golf with Pennington in a foursome

Originally Posted by Fin Fan In Cali

http://www.nflauction.nfl.com/cgi-bi... unbr=82603590

1 Bid so far at 5000.00

Originally Posted by Arsis

E-curb couldn't help himself.

(Editor's note: That's a whole lot of rockets...)

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Originally Posted by Max

7. Do you like gambling but hate losting real money? VBookie is for you!

Originally Posted by Green DNA

And best of all, we are very good spellers too!!

(Editor's note: speling iz ovr ratted an so be gramers. welcums to jetnaysion)

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Originally Posted by joewilly

my bad dna. I didn't realize your wife joined jetnation. what's her username? i've a lot of questions for her

Originally Posted by Green DNA

Garb

Originally Posted by joewilly

don't even think about tryin to draw me into one dna. I ain't bitin.

2 things. you're lack of moral turpitude & fear of horses makes this impossible to believe

if it was garb instead of eve in the garden of eden, no way adam bites the apple

(Editor's note: That Garb is one sexy little vixen and would have ended up leaving Eden with the snake in a cage and a Matriarchal society. Sexy vixen...)

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Topic: Funny thing happened to me this morning....

Originally Posted by Boozer76

I went to Dunkin Donuts on my way to work for coffee. I get out of my truck and walk through the door at DD's and when I step inside I notice a cold metallic feeling on the bottom of my "ehemm" berries. Couple with the cold burst of air I am immediately prompted to look down and realize that not only is my fly open, but the boys basically made their way right outside for all to see. I a panic I cover and look back up only to see a half decent looking mother with a look of astonishment. Thankfully her kids did not look over and nobody else seemed to notice. I put the boys back anf terribly red face (I contemplated running back out the door) walked in line and muttered under my breath to her that I was the most embarrased I have ever been in my life. She chuckled and told me not to worry about it, that her day just started off great. I may never go to that Dunkin Donuts again lol.

Originally Posted by Green DNA

Two questions:

1: Do you always go commando?

2: Did she ask you to tea bag her?

(Editor's note: What do and have to do with Boozer's boys?)

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Originally Posted by PeterNorth09

Loudest Cheers - Brady Quinn

Loudest Boos - Brady Quinn

(Editor's note: The BEST Quinn -> )

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Originally Posted by Max

To all of you who were locked out from superior Jets boards, we just want to say thanks for giving us a look. A few things you should know about us if you are new here.

1. We don't want your money. We just want your anal virginity.

2. We have LOTS of free content. Except JoeBaby's stuff. That you have to pay for.

3. The message board here, it is pretty good if you ask me. If you like the Rocky Movies, gay jokes, and goat porn.

4. Bren's Haus Of Jpegs. You know you want to look. But don't touch. Except yourself. That's cool with us.

5. Free Wallpaper for your desktop. You'll especially like the Smizzy Gone Wild section.

6. Chat room for game days and lonely nights. Or anytime Alk wants to have cyber sex.

7. Do you like gambling but hate losing real money? VBookie is for you! And we won't break your legs when you go bust. We'll just ridicule you until you want to commit Hara-Kari.

8. We have an arcade with over 100 games for you to play. Yes, they are all free. You'll especially like our innovative games like "Who's in My Mouth" and "Just the Tip"

9. We have an awesome site moderator named Max who loves reach arounds. That will get you access to all of the not-so-free stuff

Just wanted to mention a few of the things that we do here. More than anything we just want to have a good time and talk Jets football. JetNation.com run by fans! Real fans. Fans of playing ookie cookie at halftime.

Thanks for giving us a look! Let us know if you have any questions.

Originally Posted by CrazyCarl40

Fixed.

(Editor's note: Well, there goes the element of surprise for Max propositioning the new posters...)

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Topic: for what it's worth. a short story by joewilly

Originally Posted by joewilly

whats wrong with us today? lotsa negative vibes flowing thru the lounge.

i'm not talkin about the usual oktaren vs whoever responds type war of words. some very solid posters are a little more cutting than normal.the pats fan contingent seem to be taking the brunt of it, though not all. i'd hate to see a wedge get driven between us & them cause it would suck for the board imo.

how does alk get labeled a patsfan troll? biggest contributor in the lounge I think & is very respectful ,funny & usually good input on the football board as well.

pfsikh........ didn't this guy fight for us all in Iraq for crissake? I think he brings a lot to the table with great knowledge & insight from a patsfans point of view. the football board is better with his input

gainzo? how can you not like this guy posting here. anyone who can go toe to toe with 124 is ok in my book

garb? well I saved the best for last in this instance.do you guys actually read the stuff she posts during the football season? more often than not she brings a fresh & witty angle to most any football thread.

on any off topic stuff they're all great contributors in their own way

I'm a much better informed football fan thanks to the input of the above mentioned posters & would hate to see any of their post counts diminished because we keep labeling them as not wanted

faba's sig says it best.....................................respect

(Editor's note: Well said, joewilly - JN ambassador and overall friendly guy!)

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Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

"HA! VISS MEIN NEW V-2 ROCKET, I SHALL STRIKE DER BLOW AGAINST DER CHAD HATING SCHWEINHUNDS! HEIL CHAD! PENNY, PENNY, UBER ALLES......"

(Editor's note: Hey PDM, is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?)

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

i love all you guys

Originally Posted by Arsis

I heard you got banned.

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

the rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. after max designated me JN's "franchise poster" i was contemplating sitting out the season but we're still hammering out the details of a long term contract.

(yes that was a softball for someone to knock out of the park)

(Editor's note: I'd take jgb as my franchise guy over JohnnyAbe any day - he's on the field every day...)

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Topic: ***Official Death of the Sun Thread***

Originally Posted by johnny green balls

i know astrophysicists predict the sun still has about 4.5 billion years of fuel left but i figured it's never too early to discuss when the sun is gonna burn out. do you think humans will still exist? will our decendants move to mars? discuss all your doomsday predictions here.

(Editor's note: "That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,

an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,

world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.

Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,

The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.

Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.

Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.

Look at that low playing!

Fine, then.

Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.

Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

")

(Editor's note: Thanks to Arsis for the most creative POTW NOM ever submitted - nominating one post from POTW from the week before! Second time around these posts are STILL funny, too...)

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Topic: Let's play "if A-rod were..."

Originally Posted by The Troll

If Curt Schilling were a giant douche-bag, he'd be...nevermind.

(Editor's note: No, not nevermind - "If Curt Schilling were a giant douche-bag, he'd be less of a douce-bag than he is today." See, easy. F Curt Schilling.)

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Originally Posted by ecurb2369

Wonder what I should do for my 66,666th post... its coming soon...

Originally Posted by Smizzy

I'm going to ban you before you pass me...plus you have to take puberty into consideration...it's eventually gonna happen Ecrub and then you will be interested in girls ...hopefully.

(ecurb2369's response "Your drunk BP... careful what you subject beans to... lol")

(Editor's note: ecurb has already reached puberty, his voice is just high do to an unfortunate rocket accident several years ago. Or was that the time the little chopper spun out of contrl, I forget which...)

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Originally Posted by madmike1

Good job putting words in my mouth, ass.

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Just remember, it was you that called your mouth an ass.

Just sayin.

(Editor's note: I thought madmike was saying you put words in his mouth and ass at the same time, which is pretty kinky, SD...)

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Originally Posted by Gainzo

I have no clue whats going on at the "Whorehouse that Ruth Built"

Originally Posted by Bob

Nobody whose team plays in that big green piss pot in Boston has any right to cast aspersions on baseball's cathedral.

(Editor's note: Gainzo, Bob is right on this one - Fenway is a hole compared to The Stadium...capitals on purpose.)

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Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

We're getting off topic here with Pennington:

Herm is human garbage & is only beginning the collapse in KC.

Only a Hermapologist would argue that the 10-6 record KC missed the playoffs with in 2005 - the team that Herm took over - was less impressive than the 9-7 record Herm made the playoffs with.

A once great & dangerous offense, with as good of a RB as there is in the game, two pro-bowlers on the OL, a pro-bowl TE, 2 good QB's at his disposal...and they couldn't get a first down until the 3rd quarter vs a team that had the worst rush defense in NFL history. While the coach just stands there on the sideline with that friggin' confused look that Jets fans are all too familiar with.

It finally silenced him a little - until his buddies went to the superbowl. Then Hermie was there for all available "I told you so" interviews to somehow attempt to have Smith & Dungy's SuperBowl success rub off on his current performance simply b/c they all run a cover-2.

Yeah, Herm's an outstanding coach. I'm sure his current players are convinced that he's the man with all the answers instead of just the buffoon with all the chicken wings.

(Editor's note: I hear Herm has switched to steaks now that he is in the midwest, but the rest is spot on...)

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Originally Posted by Thor99

I was wondering. Does anyone think that the signing of Igawa constitutes a shift in Yankee policy?

It's obvious they signed him for one reason. To go after the #1 pick in the draft.

(Editor's note: Let's talk in October, Thor, when the Sox are back out on the golf course again.)

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Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet

JetNation Annual Corporate Outing.

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(Editor's note: The Three Stooges with a "Ho Mo!" instead of a "Hey Mo!")

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Originally Posted by Arsis

mayweather is gonna be out by the 6th.

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

out in his car with a bottle of champagne maybe...

(Editor's note: The bookies must love you both very much...)

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Originally Posted by Sharrow

Good managing means a lot more in the NL than it does in the AL. If Joe Torre and the Yankees were in the NL, he would have been fired 5 years ago. He can't even manage a bullpen let alone manage a lineup and pinch hitting.

Anyway, they need to decide one way or another, DH or none, and make it the same for both leagues, imo.

(Editor's note: Wrong about Torre, 100% correct about the DH.)

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Originally Posted by Arsis

I'm telling max on you! you beat me up and stole my money.

Originally Posted by Smizzy

Ill beat him up and steal his money too.

Now what?

(Editor's note: Then you call the nearest donut shop and find GOB. How do you like THAT, bully boy.)

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Originally Posted by Arsis

"wrong" is a quote from superman, the only scene in the movie that was worthwhile.

Originally Posted by Max

hahahaha!!!

I obviously didn't see the movie! I thought you were defending Superman somehow! My bad.

Besides this whole thing is silly. We all know Aqua Man is the baddest mofo around. Once the impact of global warming kicks in he will finally get his recognition.

(Editor's note: Go figure, Max likes the super hero that swims with dolphins. What a homo.)

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Topic: Dolphins interested in Jets' Kendall

Originally Posted by mdrago4

if the fins give us a 2nd for the guy, we had better take it. How nice would it be to have the 32nd, and 33rd?

(Editor's note: It would be Drew Brees and LT nice, sir....)

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Topic: Americans conflicted about Bonds' home run chase

Originally Posted by ecurb2369

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(Editor's note: Don't make Barry mad. You won't like him when he's mad...)

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Topic: Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

I bought a cheap suit, got a bad haircut and went from bar to bar yelling out INS

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

WOW!! Never dreamed that it would work that good. Only problem, what do I do with them all now?

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Originally Posted by Green DNA

Start a landscaping business

(Editor's note: Oh goodness...or is that Dios Mio?)

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Topic: Chad Rules

Originally Posted by DW10

now you know I had to chime in here. Chad is a joke of a QB.

-he can't complete the 5 yd out pattern

-he can't win the big game because he always chokes when it matters

-he can't beat teams that are over .500 on a consistent basis. Maybe 1 in 10 tries.

-he is so injury prone

-and oh, did I tell you he throws like a girl. In fact, he kinda looks like a girl too.

Chad's a joke.

(Editor's note: Chad is a joke with a 6-2 record against that POS team in south florida. Which is the bigger joke?)

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Topic: The official Yankee fan excuse thread

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Let's see if the Yankkes are comfortable with the team that they have, or will they throw money at the problem?

I bet they throw money at it.

(Editor's note: Says the fan of the team with the third highest payroll in MLB...)

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Originally Posted by johnny green balls

herm was the bill guthridge of the NYJ. he made it to 2 final four appearances with dean smith's teams and then left the program decimated and in disarray with horrible recruits.

had dean stayed around another 3 years, we would've had another champ banner or two hanging in the rafters of the dean dome. that team made it to the final four not because of guthridge, but in spite of him just like the jets and herm. had parcells been there, we would've found even more success.

(The Nomination: I think GreenBeans will agree that this deserves a POTW nominee..Perfect analogy, , inheritance, leaving no groceries etc..." - SouthernJet)

(Editor's note: Perfect is the correct word. Coach Gut lived off (and destroyed) the team Dean Smith left him, and The Chef did the same to the Jets with The Tuna's team. Spot on.)

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Originally Posted by SouthernJet

yup, I guess his Junior High doesnt have a good reading program.

tick, tick, tick 2007, read it and leave me alone

Originally Posted by MasonJet

Creative, age jokes.

Apparently you have to be born in prehistoric times to have a valid opinion about baseball.

(Editor's note: SouthernJet was born in the Cretaceous Period and was a guest star on several episodes of "The Flintstone's".)

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Originally Posted by 124

I love when the Devils fans feel the need to chime in.

Hey, at least we could get to a Game 6.

Oh and this postseason, Henrik outplayed Brodeur.

Originally Posted by toon88

when "king" henrik puts 3 rings on his hand then tell me how great he is...

(Editor's note: What he Marty done for you lately, though? Nada, that's what.)

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Originally Posted by 124

Hes been gone for over a year now, you people are obsessed! I want to stick it to Herm as much as any of you do on December 30th but enough is enough with a new thread or 2 every single week on the guy.

Originally Posted by Jet Moses

I will not stop bashing that MFer until he is selling used cars in Omaha.

(Editor's note: What do you have against the good people of Nebraska, JetMo? Haven't they suffered enough? i guess the cars would have clean corners, at least...)

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Topic: question. do you root for or against tiger to win?

Originally Posted by Arsis

It would be cool if a meteorite came down and killed them all.

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

Or a maniac in a VW Beetle. SHOOOOOOOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!

(Editor's note: The only SHOOOOOOOOOOTER!!!!!!!! I've ever been interested in came in a one ounce glass, not in a VW Beetle. I'm confused...)

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Originally Posted by Ghost

This is great, timbok calling out EC. HAHAHA

Originally Posted by Green DNA

....and now what happens?

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

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CRIPPLE FIGHT!

(Editor's note: Hehehehe - sorry ec, that's funny stuff right there...)

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Originally Posted by greengal

well it seems like every 6 months ..i need to explain this...

when jn was in its infancy... the word n azi was used a lot around here. it was used in a way to make it sound as if it was just an ordinary insult... people would call each other byt that name indiscriminately...

i found that offensive because i lost family members in the holocaust.. and to be called a n azi is just not an "every day insult" it was being de-emphasized by its ordinary use.

so i asked tomshane if there was a way to do something about it. he took care of it.. me thinks he asked max to put it in the word censor because i think he probably did not have there wherewith all to do it himself. (hardware..software and such ...and yes there is a joke in there )

anyway.. blame me...

i am a pretty easy going gal... but the use of that word in an ordinary way irks me.

hope that explains things.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

I also lost family members to the German army in the Ukraine. Wiped out 50% of my mothers village. And I am 1st generation, so it was close to home.

But I dont see blocking that word makes any sense. I also lost family to Lenins communists in WWI timeframe, but I dont ask that to be blocked either.

Our losses by those factions are horrific, but I dont see a need to block the proper use of the term when speaking or corresponding. It would be more appropriate to unblock and have the Mods take appropriate action when the terms are infrequently used in the wrong context. We would end up banning everything.

Our Nigerian friends would want Tutsu and Hutu banned.

Our Native American friends would want Cavalry banned.

Our Ugandan friends would want SRB and PSU banned.

Our Chinese friends would want Imperialist (Japanese Army name) banned.

It goes on and on.

I trust the mods to enforce this place and I trust 99% of posters to use the term in right context.

Originally Posted by greengal

surprisingly ..it seems you missed my point...and n azi can still be typed out and used. but by making a person put a space between the letters makes them think about the word they are typing.

you may ask max or any of the mods. i DO NOT complain ... i dont complain about the potty humor, the degradation of women on this site or anything..i realize it is 98% male dominated and would find it futile to complain...

when i did complain to tom about this 2 years ago... this hit me at a bad moment. there was a poster ( who will remain nameless.. who went on a small tirade ... it was deleted...and is was specifically aimed against jews and women...so frankly i was a bit sensitive) i understand that there were more then jews killed in the holocaust.. and i am sorry for your losses as well as mrs.T and anyone else who lose people in that treagedy or anyother one.

max can un censor the word if he would like. it is his site, i am just a casual visitor here.

Originally Posted by Boozer76

You know what, I am in the camp that feels the word is not something that should be banned. That being said, when a valued member of the JN community takes offense so strong to a particular word or phrase so strongly that it would limit their time spent in the community then I am for respecting those wishes.

(Editor's note: All valid points. My guess is that we should all just live by The Rule of Faba -> "Treat others as you want to be treated - with respect". $.02...)

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Topic: Babies Now Blamed For Global Warming

Originally Posted by El Gringo Loco

I knew that the babies were up to something.

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(Editor's note: Must be all of the green house GASES that come out of those things....)

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Originally Posted by nyjunc

those decisions were asinine. 4th and G from the 3 is a near impossible spot, 4th and G from the 1 I can see it but the 3? No way. We held Chi's O down all 1st half but our O couldn't do anything, why open w/ an OSK? Even if we get it we are on our 40 or so and we weren't going to all of a sudden move the ball down th field so essentially that move was made to take control of FP- it was an idiotic move. I am ok w/ daring, I am not ok w/ idiotic. You don't just take risks for the sake of taking risks.

Originally Posted by Bugg

That you see decisions like that as assinine speaks volumes. It's exaclty the risk averse attitude that typifies scaredy cat Edwards thought process. The Jets weren't as talented as either the Bears nor the Colts. Even if they were home games, neither was a gimme. It was gonna take some breaks. You're faulting Mnagini for trying to make his own breaks, which is a thought beyond the mental midget capablities of Herman Edwards.

(Editor's note: You guys are the Thomas Hobbes and John Locke of JN, me thinks...see what I mean -> http://ar.essortment.com/hobbeslockephi_rvjm.htm)

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Originally Posted by jetheelz

Who cares? Why don't you just leave here and never come back. Nobody gives a damn about you and your stupid little boyfriends.

Originally Posted by jetsrule128

um i am not posting about bb in this thread

Originally Posted by jetheelz

Read what I said numbnuts...I said you post bb stuff all over, NOW we are subjected to this.

Jesus Christ kid, if it were raining brains your dumbass wouldnt get wet.

(Editor's note: You know a poster is annoying when he can make 'heelz angry and say "Jesus Christ" in one thread. I vote 128 off the island, who's with me???)

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Originally Posted by Gainzo

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(Editor's note: I'm sure this was funny, but YouTube is not inclined to let me see much today...)

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Topic: Paris Hilton's fans want Schwarzenegger to intervene

Originally Posted by MrsTaborJet

She will never go away!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

Sever the head from the body, then burn the remains. That should work.

(Editor's note: But we'll alsways have the videos...)

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Originally Posted by blackout806

david wright is overhyped, possibly because he's white, but more than likely because he's not a superstar like the guy next to him

Jose Reyes is the best player on the mets by far and fans seem to love and hype up Wright equally for some insane reason

Wrights not even the best 3rd basemen in his division or city.

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Ughh. I am sorry that you feel that you have to see things the way that you say them. We will leave it at that.

(Editor's note: Scott, has it been that time of the month for you? :))

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Originally Posted by jetsrule128

trust me ecurb it is down they are using there backup mb which i don't know the link to by heart

Originally Posted by Jetlag

JR what is wrong with you? You should start doing drugs, heavily. If you're already doing that, then you should go on the bleach diet.

(Editor's note: bleach_cover.jpg or bleach.jpg

It could be a matter of life or death...)

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Originally Posted by joebabyny

one more, and that is it, don't want maxxx reaching for the ban button!

Deleted by Max. Sorry Beans!

(Editor's note: Hey joe, can I get a tee shirt?!?!!)

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And this week's winner:

Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk

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Congratulations to Panzer Division Marduk for his second POTW win in three weeks! This cartoon made me laugh for a good 10 minutes at work and another few minutes at home. I know SouthernJet can appreciate the humor here, so I am going with my gut and proclaiming this gem the winning post. A funny and clever effort by our friend PDM across the sea. Nice work, Panzer - here's the badge for you again:

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The Assist of the Week goes to Jet Moses because he also made me laugh quite a few times this week. My favorite JetMo line of the week was from the nomination above "I will not stop bashing that MFer until he is selling used cars in Omaha." Thanks for the laughs, JetMo.

We'll be back - or not, I'm on a week to week contract these days - next week with more POTW fun and games. Remember to visit and contribute to the JetsWiki!

Y'all be cool -

gb

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:lol: Where was that cartoon posted anyway? This is the first time that I saw it. Seeing that Panzer didn't ask to use my name in the cartoon though I'm afraid I'm going to have to request half of the POTW award.
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:lol: Where was that cartoon posted anyway? This is the first time that I saw it. Seeing that Panzer didn't ask to use my name in the cartoon though I'm afraid I'm going to have to request half of the POTW award.

Congrats Panzer! you sycophant.

Great job Beans!

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:lol: Where was that cartoon posted anyway? This is the first time that I saw it. Seeing that Panzer didn't ask to use my name in the cartoon though I'm afraid I'm going to have to request half of the POTW award.

What are you, his WIFE or something. No half for you!

Congrats Panzer! you sycophant.

Great job Beans!

Thanks Bil! ;)

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ahh man, how's an animated pic of a chick in her panties get to stay in he potw thread a few weeks ago but a pic of two fully clothed girls kissing get deleted? 'sup with that yo? You would think that the powers that be would be more tolerent of female homosexuality considering their own lifestyles, lol!

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ahh man, how's an animated pic of a chick in her panties get to stay in he potw thread a few weeks ago but a pic of two fully clothed girls kissing get deleted? 'sup with that yo? You would think that the powers that be would be more tolerent of female homosexuality considering their own lifestyles, lol!

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not sure what was so bad about a JN tailgate picture with a kiss... I thought we were open to gay things here... :lol:

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They are only "open" to gay things around here if they include a penis i guess, lol!

I guess so!

I dont know what was wrong with that picture... wasnt like it was raunchy or half naked...

whatever...

from now on... just PM them to me... I will nominate them... and we all win... well I win anyways...

:beer::beer::beer:

Bulls lost... drink up!

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I guess so!

I dont know what was wrong with that picture... wasnt like it was raunchy or half naked...

whatever...

from now on... just PM them to me... I will nominate them... and we all win... well I win anyways...

:beer::beer::beer:

Bulls lost... drink up!

ahh it ain't a big deal, just busting chops around here on a slow night.

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hahaahah

very nice,, very nice.

I never saw the original cartoon until I saw it here in POTW,,

Panzer, youare very talented, I am going to recommend you as staff cartoonist for AARP. ;)

Not my artwork, it was one of those "You add the dialogue things"

Here's the original, if anybody wants to do their own version:

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Here's another one, if anybody wants to try it, maybe Max could pick a winner?

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