Jump to content

vegas baby!


Recommended Posts

peace out biznatchs, i'm headed to vegas for my bachelor party. won't be back til monday-- i'm depending on you oktaren to piss everyone off when i'm gone. OUT!

have fun

i hope your ole man gave you his credit card to get you laid 1 last time

Link to comment
Share on other sites

peace out biznatchs, i'm headed to vegas for my bachelor party. won't be back til monday-- i'm depending on you oktaren to piss everyone off when i'm gone. OUT!

aww, thanks for thinking of me! i will do you proud, have fun and don't forget to not drink or gamble!!! :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

peace out biznatchs, i'm headed to vegas for my bachelor party. won't be back til monday-- i'm depending on you oktaren to piss everyone off when i'm gone. OUT!

way to set the groundrules early on johnny. most bachelor parties occur the week before the event. aren't you gettin married in sept? wed til mon? how were you able to leave the exhibit with kink tut's gold without gettin caught?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

way to set the groundrules early on johnny. most bachelor parties occur the week before the event. aren't you gettin married in sept? wed til mon? how were you able to leave the exhibit with kink tut's gold without gettin caught?

Just remember if your Ho of the night has a penis don't do it!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

F*** the strip!!! Fremont St is the place to hang out in Vegas. Also check out Arizona Charlies and the Station Casinos too!!!

Fremont St is dead after midnight though,and becomes a little dangerous if you're not under the lights..

Fitzgeralds,Binions (still open?) and the golden nugget are 3 of my favorites there.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fremont St is dead after midnight though,and becomes a little dangerous if you're not under the lights..

Fitzgeralds,Binions (still open?) and the golden nugget are 3 of my favorites there.

not into fremont either. pretty sad to see the locals gamble & while I used to make it a point to visit binions, I bet it's a zoo now with the poker fame it rec'd. I'll take ceasars, bellagio etc thank you very much

Link to comment
Share on other sites

couple suites at the bellagio-- preakness sat wish me luck!!!

best of luck but doesn't sound like ya need any.. ya know the buffet at the bellagio is actually excellent. go to ceasars restaurant(forget the name) & the girls feed you grapes. it's actualy great food at that reataurant

Link to comment
Share on other sites

not into fremont either. pretty sad to see the locals gamble & while I used to make it a point to visit binions, I bet it's a zoo now with the poker fame it rec'd. I'll take ceasars, bellagio etc thank you very much

I always stay at the Mirage..although it has gone down hill since Wynne sold it to MGM. I like that area of the strip.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I always stay at the Mirage..although it has gone down hill since Wynne sold it to MGM. I like that area of the strip.

ceasars palace is my favorite venue on the strip, though none of them are bad by any stretch. Imperial palace isn't somewhere i'd stay but it's nice to get outside once in a while & the outdoor courtyard with the stage there is a lotta fun

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Assmop -

You have been incoherent, un-funny and generally stoopid lately. Are you okay or is it just time to leave that forsaken wasteland known as the state of Vermont. Sure, it can be pretty to visit for a couple of days in the Fall - but how long have you and your family lived there now? I'm picturing a scene with Jack Nicholas from The Shining right now....:P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Assmop -

You have been incoherent, un-funny and generally stoopid lately. Are you okay or is it just time to leave that forsaken wasteland known as the state of Vermont. Sure, it can be pretty to visit for a couple of days in the Fall - but how long have you and your family lived there now? I'm picturing a scene with Jack Nicholas from The Shining right now....:P[/QUOTe

i'm sorry i did not know it was my job to amuse you!!

you sound a bit cranky, guess your not getting much either these days;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ceasars palace is my favorite venue on the strip, though none of them are bad by any stretch. Imperial palace isn't somewhere i'd stay but it's nice to get outside once in a while & the outdoor courtyard with the stage there is a lotta fun

I don't care for Imperial palace either..that area..harrahs,flamingo..ceasars..the mirage..TI...is my favorite area of the strip.

But..when i'm on a losing streak..I hit up dive casino's to change my luck..Slots-of-fun(next to circus circus) and casino royale (acroos from the mirage next to a denny's) are 2 classic dumps with $1 craps and cheap Heineken and Becks. \:D/

and I hear that the Barbary Coast has changed names :( I used to get steak and eggs for $5.99 there before 7am.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I don't care for Imperial palace either..that area..harrahs,flamingo..ceasars..the mirage..TI...is my favorite area of the strip.

But..when i'm on a losing streak..I hit up dive casino's to change my luck..Slots-of-fun(next to circus circus) and casino royale (acroos from the mirage next to a denny's) are 2 classic dumps with $1 craps and cheap Heineken and Becks. \:D/

and I hear that the Barbary Coast has changed names :( I used to get steak and eggs for $5.99 there before 7am.

Yeah, mirage is usually where I stay, but sometimes TI as well. I actually like the high limit area at TI much better, but it is hit or miss for me since i hate 2deck dealt from the hand which is the way a lot of casinos seemed to be going on the higher stakes tables. You can't really go wrong with any of the restaurants in either of those places, even the cafe grill places are pretty good.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, mirage is usually where I stay, but sometimes TI as well. I actually like the high limit area at TI much better, but it is hit or miss for me since i hate 2deck dealt from the hand which is the way a lot of casinos seemed to be going on the higher stakes tables. You can't really go wrong with any of the restaurants in either of those places, even the cafe grill places are pretty good.

They did away with the flags on the lounge chairs (when you need a drink) at the pool at the mirage the last time I was there (2005)..and they don't pour the booze into the dackerys anymore,it's premixed..no good.

I'm a craps and 3 card poker player...don't care much for blackjack

Link to comment
Share on other sites

peace out biznatchs, i'm headed to vegas for my bachelor party. won't be back til monday-- i'm depending on you oktaren to piss everyone off when i'm gone. OUT!

I have a question about this.

First of all, have fun out in Vegas JGB!

OK. Prior to JGB's departure, there was a visit from his old man. I'm questioning the nature of the visit. There was a reason for the visit. I believe there was an exchange between the two. But what changed hands? I think it was one of the following:

a. money (I'm sure JGB can provide, but suites at the Bellagio are a lot of coin)

b. a camcorder, locked and loaded (because what happens in Vegas, should go to joebaby for editing and mass-distribution)

c. a large container of raisins (no explination needed)

What do you think?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a question about this.

First of all, have fun out in Vegas JGB!

OK. Prior to JGB's departure, there was a visit from his old man. I'm questioning the nature of the visit. There was a reason for the visit. I believe there was an exchange between the two. But what changed hands? I think it was one of the following:

a. money (I'm sure JGB can provide, but suites at the Bellagio are a lot of coin)

b. a camcorder, locked and loaded (because what happens in Vegas, should go to joebaby for editing and mass-distribution)

c. a large container of raisins (no explination needed)

What do you think?

LOL, well, that would be a major bachelor party faux pas, any form of equipment that can document what happens at a bachelor party is strictly forbidden!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a question about this.

First of all, have fun out in Vegas JGB!

OK. Prior to JGB's departure, there was a visit from his old man. I'm questioning the nature of the visit. There was a reason for the visit. I believe there was an exchange between the two. But what changed hands? I think it was one of the following:

a. money (I'm sure JGB can provide, but suites at the Bellagio are a lot of coin)

b. a camcorder, locked and loaded (because what happens in Vegas, should go to joebaby for editing and mass-distribution)

c. a large container of raisins (no explination needed)

What do you think?

hahaha

no, just great italian food and king tut exhibit...

he certainly doesnt need any money from me..

if he brought a camcorder he will be censored from the State Bar for being a idiot.

as far as raisins,, well of course,, its a family tradition, ,nothing funnier than blowing horrendous gas at 30,000 feet and watch the minions gasp with no where to run ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

hahaha

no, just great italian food and king tut exhibit...

he certainly doesnt need any money from me..

if he brought a camcorder he will be censored from the State Bar for being a idiot.

as far as raisins,, well of course,, its a family tradition, ,nothing funnier than blowing horrendous gas at 30,000 feet and watch the minions gasp with no where to run ;)

I KNEW IT! Had to be the raisins. Kid's got to be able to flush away a good night of partying.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BACK. feel like jack daniels dropped kicked me in my face while jim beam and johnny walker held me down but i made it. and thanks to the bellagio sports book and three gimme bets of cavs-spurs-senators (AND my buddy's gigantic bet on Curlin) the trip was essentially free.

for obvious reasons, i can't go into too many details but let's just say that i didn't do anything to imperil the wedding. we destroyed a craps table when we first got there and were playing with house money the rest of the time. i insisted that all my friends learn to play before we got there and we took over a table and made it our bitch like joebaby does to sooth's daughter.

sorry guys, no photos to share-- bringing a camera to a bachelor party is strictly verboten. saw a lot of wild **** and have plenty of stories to share. unfortunately i had to drag my ass to work today for a meeting and now i'm clearing out underneath my desk to pull a castanza.

best vegas advice i can give you is: party and gamble all night and then recover during the day by splitting your time between the pool and a nice sportsbook like the bellagio's. lay a couple bets down and suck down free drinks until you're ready to throw yourself back into fullspeed debauchery.

ps: dad the plane is fine-- i hope your club soda trick works with vomit, cake frosting and half-digested raisins.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BACK. feel like jack daniels dropped kicked me in my face while jim beam and johnny walker held me down but i made it. and thanks to the bellagio sports book and three gimme bets of cavs-spurs-senators (AND my buddy's gigantic bet on Curlin) the trip was essentially free.

for obvious reasons, i can't go into too many details but let's just say that i didn't do anything to imperil the wedding. we destroyed a craps table when we first got there and were playing with house money the rest of the time. i insisted that all my friends learn to play before we got there and we took over a table and made it our bitch like joebaby does to sooth's daughter.

sorry guys, no photos to share-- bringing a camera to a bachelor party is strictly verboten. saw a lot of wild **** and have plenty of stories to share. unfortunately i had to drag my ass to work today for a meeting and now i'm clearing out underneath my desk to pull a castanza.

best vegas advice i can give you is: party and gamble all night and then recover during the day by splitting your time between the pool and a nice sportsbook like the bellagio's. lay a couple bets down and suck down free drinks until you're ready to throw yourself back into fullspeed debauchery.

ps: dad the plane is fine-- i hope your club soda trick works with vomit, cake frosting and half-digested raisins.

methinks the jet will be out of commission for a week... to be de-fumigated, i'm sure the poor guy who is cleaning out the crapper is still recovering!

glad you had fun!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...