friday Humor

[djaparz]

Science Class

One day at school, the science teacher decided that she would teach her

students about the elements. So she stood at the front of the class and

said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world, what would

it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is

worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more

than gold and I could buy a Corvette."

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up

and said, "I would want silicon."

The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should

see all the sports cars outside our house!"

[djaparz]

Science Class

One day at school, the science teacher decided that she would teach her

students about the elements. So she stood at the front of the class and

said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world, what would

it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is

worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more

than gold and I could buy a Corvette."

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up

and said, "I would want silicon."

The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should

see all the sports cars outside our house!"